thesylverlining:

punkrockinchairs:

vvnmeme:

arofili:

hi so i just heard this song  and ??? i’m crying ???? my aro ass can finally relate to something ???

from will jay’s twitter:

we fell out of touch when i moved back from LA but will is such a genuinely sweet person & i’m so happy for him & i highly encourage yall to check him out

OH SHIT… I’m smiling so hard at this. Oh my gosh. New favorite thing.

An r!Henry who is an identical twin. She grows tomatoes on her antlers, food for everything from salads to pasta sauce! But then, since she’s so close to her sister (physically, mentally, and spiritually) for just that lifetime, she has antlers as well. But they only grow green tomatoes. Cue sadness as small children… until they find out you can cook green tomatoes like eggplant, and it’s delicious!!!

They later open a food truck that specializes in fried green tomatoes

You’d think cults would stop trying ritual sacrifice after a few hundred years, right? Regardless, they see his angry face and know they’re going to be on the 7 o clock news later.