the calm before the storm
this caption has no business being that funny
do you have to watch e1 and e2 before watching e3 or is it fine as a standalone thing
*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*
helping my pals decorate for their engagement party and we’ve just made loads of banners with swear words on them
this is a totally adult engagement party no goofs n giggles here
absolutely correct the mistake has been rectified
When your pad’s on crooked but you don’t realize it until after you leave a public bathroom
Oh my GOD
So what is he murdered a good four dozen people? They all (probably) deserved it!
ghostbusters?
taking over! i’m
virgin!
Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url
i made the mistake of reading yours
the planets stop spinning
the stars die, winking out one by one
slowly, the heat death of the universe begins
and yet we will still be here
backup 