For Caturday
if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being better
my name is Pup,
and wen i tire,
and so tu slep
i muste retire,
i haf no need
for pillowed hed-
i lay on froot.
banana bed.
Super Duper 100% Serious Steven Universe “Who Shattered Pink Diamond” Theory
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.
1/8/18 – HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW
5/7/18 – FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK????? FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
things we were horribly, viciously deprived of in s3: Jim with a tail
BLOW THIS THE FUCK UP BECAUSE NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT
Violence against girls/women is almost always a precursor behavior from the men/boys who commit mass shootings
Toxic masculinity and white supremacy in this country have reached such intense levels as combined into a deadly cocktail that can’t not spill out and kill innocent people.
Some symmetrical nightmares. Symmetry tools are fun.
I just saw a joke about Alf pogs having a value about equal to a human soul, and it made me wonder: what’s the weirdest thing Dipper’s ever been offered in a deal?
Some weird things Dipper has been offered in a deal
- a hamster
- an apple, but a half eaten one
- a paperclip
- a year’s supply of clean socks
- a sweet street parking space in the depth of the Chicago winter
- a paperclip, some string
- Grandma’s Beanie Baby collection
- partnership in the hottest McMomalds franchise in Southeast Iowa
- an iPod but like, one of the original ones that holds 350 gigs of music and like not even iPhones today hold that much wtf that’s some bullshit
- a paperclip, some string and a singular nail clipping
awesomecat42: I think the real question is: How many of those did he accept?
all of them because Dipper is a trash panda.
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