Acacia’s work winds up being taught in high school art classes both because she’s one of the famous Pines family and that her art is one of the earliest examples of accurate depictions of the supernatural. (Why yes many of Hanks mafia volunteered to model for her how did you guess) (PS She may or may not have as a joke done a Precedential style portal of Hank that the Dinner Crew still keeps in a place of honour)

Mod S is here for presidential portrait Hank.

When I think of what other art of Acacia’s gets preserved in museums and textbooks in the future, I think her more disturbing or off-putting pieces definitely get coverage.

WAIT- if one of Henry’s reincarnation can bear tomatoes… Then there must be a reincarnation of him with eggplants! >:3

You are correct, eggplants are a form of fruit as well!

Henry comes home to chaos fairly regularly and sighs because there’s only a fifty-fifty chance that this is his demonic brothers fault. (he still won’t change anything for the world)

After the first seven months of living in the Shack, Henry gets a fine tuned sense of which Pines is responsible for what chaos

the upside of Alcor reputation for randomness is even if he does something completely embarrassing in a summons most people assume he’s messing with them so it doesn’t cause many issues. Well unless the story finds it’s way into Twin Souls. Yet more reasons he hates Twin Souls.

any and all ragrats in TAU eventually lead back to Twin Souls

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline

wall-noise:

w0wls:

super-saiyan-rose:

maswartz:

Did republicans forget Obama isn’t President?

There’s like no way they know what the word impeachment means.

Careful or we will get impeached too

Guys this isn’t something to joke about, my dad got impeached last week 😦

Psychic Singularity Ch 24

phenyxsnest:

The aspects and humans alike scattered, despite evidence that the demon couldn’t pass through the barrier of unicorn hair.

And Acacia and Willow, Innocence and Mischief tumbled out of the protective barrier.

The demon landed, claws drawing furrows in the dirt as he spun and lunged at the aspects.

Acacia and Willow were dragged back into the circle by their brother
and wife and parents as the aspects dodged the attack, driven farther
from the house.

The demon paused, and everyone within the house could see him eying
up both Innocence and Mischief, making a decision, before striking out
at Innocence.

Continue on AO3 // Continue on FF.net

The Pines Family as a Pokémon team.

yes Mable the Clefable has to stand on a box

(originally Willow was going to be a Litwick but I wanted Hank to be a Honchkrow and it felt weird to have her be the only unevolved Pokémon)

An actual sinkhole has opened on the White House lawn. It’s growing

fuzzynecromancer:

afrocentric-divination:

puttingcursesondonaldjtrump:

“It was noticeably bigger between Sunday and Monday,” Herman said. “It’s more than a foot long right now,” he said. A second sinkhole has opened up right next to it, he said.

LMAO tragic.

Item #237 in “Symbols of this nation’s decay that would be rejected as too on-the-nose by a fiction writer”

An actual sinkhole has opened on the White House lawn. It’s growing