Dipper high on dipnip and meowing along to {Insert Song Here} while Mabel records it.

Songs Mabel Pines Has Gotten Her Brother To “Sing” While Stoned on Weird Demon Catnip

  • “Boots and Boys”-Ke$ha
  • “Your Body is a Wonderland”- John Mayer
  • the song that never ends
  • “Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj
  • “Wonder” by Natalie Merchant
  • half of the Beatles’ back catalog
  • the song that never ends part two
  • “Downtown” by Petulia Clarke
  • the entirety of Jesus Christ Superstar
  • “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls
  • “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)”- The Backstreet Boys
  • the song that never ends part three
  • whatever old man music Stan is listening to that day, just to fuck with him
  • “Dragula” by Rob Zombie

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masterofthenightscape:

kittyinhighheels:

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My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I don’t remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said “oh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.”

I’m sorry?

That’s a challenge.

Oreos aquired.

I’m going to hide them in a super simple place at first

But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she can’t find the package

She is out of the house for a moment so it’s time to enjoy a few cookies

And find a new hiding spot

Hehehe

They up there

Normally I’m a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but I’ll take coffee if coffee is available

Now to hide them right under her nose

She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars I’ll have a big dopey grin on my face

Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didn’t know what was happening. Bit now it’s time for her to be in on the game she is playing

Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on

I’ve been cleaning house today and feeling like I’ve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos

Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years

🙂

Got up early this morning and helped pack everyone’s lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here

You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!

Then a devious idea struck me…

I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to “hide” the package where it will probably be found…

And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall

If you two weren’t already married I’d beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart

This guy’s dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what I’m here for

You like that eh? Well you are going to love today’s installment

Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left

Guess I’ll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. She’ll never find em there

Oh, guess I should put this back up

Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys don’t understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like “aww, it’s too thin. They won’t fit.” I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldn’t be able to hide them back there.

But then I looked again. They dooooo

Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y’all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us “goals” and stuff… Man…. It’s kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000™ before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop

And, as promised, a dopey grin

Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103

She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is

Came home to find this

But she never looked inside the blue chair

Good stuff, but it’s time for some cookies

Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next

Hmmmmm

Got it.

claroquequiza:

newtgeiszler:

unless you’re planning on starting and completing a socialist revolution by november 6th there is absolutely no reason to abstain from voting. it is not a blood pact. you are not beholden to democrats when you vote for them over abstaining. there IS a lesser of two evils and it’s not inaction. every republican voted in kavanaugh and only one democrat did. statistically we are literally safer with democrats in office.

and no, i’m not planning on relinquishing communist ideals in deference to dems. i just don’t think as black and white as “anything short of a communist revolution is useless.” roe v wade is in jeopardy and women WILL die if it gets overturned. leftists sitting on their asses are about as useful as the thoughts and prayers of school shootings

“leftists sitting on their asses are about as useful as the thoughts and prayers of school shootings”

kufufufufufu:

SO YOU DECIDED TO VOTE

When is election day? Here.

How can I register to vote? Here

Can I pre-register to vote if I am under 18? Vote if I am under 18? Here and Here.

Can I turn in my ballot early? What if I can’t vote that day? Here

Where can I check if I am registered? Here.

Where can I find my polling place? Here.

What if I am turned away at the polls? What are my rights? Here

If I am still turned away, who can I call/email/ask for? Here and Here and Here.

If I went to prison, can I vote? Here.

What if I have a disability? Here

Do I need an ID to vote? If so, what kind? Here.

Can I leave work to vote? Here.

If y’all have anything else you want to add, reblog!!! No, I do not accept criticisms [unless my links are outdated and have wrong info. then yes i do accept criticism], and yes, your vote does count.

happy voting everyone!!!