Hey do y’all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

As with most things Alcors summons have trends various circles or deals become popular for a time then die out. He learns pretty quickly to keep an eye on any potential triggers for these trends so he prepared. but no matter how hard he tries he’s never prepared enough for when a new Twin Souls thing comes out.

It haunts him, as it does the mods

Henry blinks once stares at his miniaturized wife for a moment then sighs and gives into her demands to carry her around in his shirt pocket till this wares off. The sad part he can’t even blame Dipper. Mable got into this mess all on her own.

Mabel spends a solid fifteen minutes chanting “POCKET WIFE!” The explanation for how she got that way includes two unicorns, a rock with a hole in it, some pancakes, and a cranky djinn.

homoerotic-ads:

fucking 5 hit combo this one

Alternate art of the original 151 Pokémon by Ken Sugimori

retrogamingblog:

typhlosionofficial:

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leave👏psyduck👏alone👏she👏has

👏a👏fucking

👏migraine

rider-waite:

pastel-hutt:

tally-art:

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

playdohboy:

whyisntketchupasmoothie:

This is what my cat does every time she hears the seltzer maker being used I don’t know whether to laugh or be concerned

Me when I see a boy in sweatpants

anarcho-kaibaism:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

toujours-fidele:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

restlesslywanderwithme:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

I’m forgetting this thing in English again and Google isn’t helping

I can help. Try & describe it.

Dirt noodle. Breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight

…. a worm ?

OH, WORM??