Here’s something I’ve always wondered but haven’t seen mentioned – If someone summoned Alcor to tell them all about the Transcendence itself, would he have to tell them about his involvement in the Transcendence, or would he be able to avoid that? Assuming he didn’t just refuse the deal, of course

transcendence-au:

Alcor learned how to twist his words from the best. He can probably get around telling people the truth and nothing but the whole truth, like the sneaky little demon he is. 

  1. awesomecat42 said:  The best loophole I can think of is describing every tiny thing, despite how relevant or not, in excruciating detail. Spend five hours describing a single ladybug on a leave and anyone will get frustrated and give up.

ratsofftoya:

roseskinnycoffee:

ratsofftoya:

British food look like this

Excuse me.

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma’am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

destiny-islanders:

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Calling ALL creators in the Kingdom Hearts fandom! Yes, I’m talking to you, artists, graphic editors, cosplayers, and writers! My dear friend @novallion and I are excited to announce that, in anticipation of KH3′s release in January, we’re kicking off THE TIES THAT BIND: A KINGDOM HEARTS FANZINE!

What’s that? Well, it’s going to be a collaborative zine that focuses on one of Kingdom Hearts’s central themes: friendship! It’s going to be PDF only, and completely free of charge. Artists, editors, and writers of ALL skill-levels are encouraged to participate, and ALL eligible entries that abide by the submission guidelines will be accepted and included in the zine! I hope that people across the fandom will join us in a celebration not only of the game series we all love so much, but of each other. There’s so much passion and talent in this fandom, and I’m so excited to collect it all together and share it with the world! ❤

We want to accept the hard work of EVERYONE who submits to us, so please make sure to follow the guidelines below:

  • FOR ALL SUBMISSIONS
    • Focus on as many characters as you like! Heroes and villains are both fair game. 🙂
    • All entries should be SFW, please! If something wouldn’t happen in one of the games, please don’t include it in your piece, no matter what form.
    • Please, no romantic content, even if it’s fluff! This project seeks to focus on the friendships between the characters in the series. 🙂
    • Only one submission per person, please!
    • Send your piece to tiesthatbindzine@gmail.com.
      • In the body of the e-mail, please give:
        • The name you’d prefer to be credited with
        • TWO (2) social media handles of your choice
    • ALL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE DUE by 11:59 EST ON FRIDAY, JANUARY 18! This gives everyone about two months to create their pieces for the zine. :> (The sooner you turn your work into us, the better, though!)
  • FOR ARTISTS
    • Please follow the general submission guidelines above!
    • ALL artwork must be on a 6 x 4 inch canvas at 300 dpi! No bigger. No smaller. For formatting purposes, please make sure your canvas is this size.
    • PNG files are preferred. 
    • Pieces can be in B&W or color!
    • Traditional art will gladly be accepted, but please scan it cleanly! 
  • FOR WRITERS
    • Please follow the general submission guidelines above!
    • ALL WRITING must not exceed 1.5k words! 
  • FOR GRAPHIC EDITORS
    • Please follow the general submission guidelines above!
    • As with the artwork, all graphics must be on a 6 x 4 inch canvas at 300 dpi. 
    • These will obviously need to be still images. PNG files are preferred.
    • (I’ll admit to being a little clueless when it comes to graphic editing, but I’ve seen some truly amazing work from this fandom with still graphics and gifs, and I want to offer all of the editors out there a chance to participate in this project. Please be patient with me! Hahaha!)
  • FOR COSPLAYERS

    • Please follow the general submission guidelines above!

    • All photos must be 6 x 4 inches in high resolution.

The goal is to have this PDF ready to go right before Kingdom Hearts III launches in Japan on January 23 (and before a lot of us probably go radio silent on social media to avoid spoilers)!

I hope that lots of you are able to participate. Feel free to contact me or Nova if you have any questions! Please share this post to spread the word so even more people can join in the celebration! :>