Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh
I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff
no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that
Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?
doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them
You will die in 7 days
It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right
Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I
You could if you weren’t a fucking coward
So, there’s been great news today for anybody who wants Trump to answer for his criminal behavior. However: all of this could be for absolutely nothing if Brett Kavanaugh is seated in the Supreme Court.
Kavanaugh has made it abundantly he clear that he believes that the President should be protected from investigation, indictment, and criminal charges because it ‘undermines the dignity of the office’ (I’m paraphrasing). If you want more information, see here. If your reaction to Trump getting a get-out-of-jail-free card from the SCOTUS is “Fuck that,” then you need to call your reps and urge them to oppose Kavanaugh’s nomination. We only get one shot to stop this guy being seated and once he’s seated he could be there for 20-30 years–and set this country back 20-30 years politically, socially, you name it. So get involved before it is too late. Call your reps, and keep calling until the vote.
Call script and phone numbers here.
More of what you can do here.Please share and signal boost. This is so important.
BOOST!
little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
Whenever Dipper gets in a fight, it is said that he “bleeds gold blood” but if his body is just a projection of what he want to look like, than how does he bleed, without wanting to bleed?
A demon’s body (as well as Angels) aren’t always what they “want” it to look like. They can often alter their forms, yes! But their default forms are more what they feel like.
Let’s look at Brian the Organ Duck. He’s… a duck made of organs. Which makes sense, because he tends to deal in trades involving organs. That’s his preferred “taste” in power, which most demons have. Now, the duck part? Who knows. Maybe he has a very particular memory concerning ducks. Maybe ducks are another lesser-known taste of his. Maybe he just think ducks are neat. Or scary?
A demon looks the way it looks due to a balance of their interests,
self identity, their past experiences, and even significant power sources that make up a decent part of their being.
With Dipper, he’s the same, though he has a bit more power in maintaining a more humanoid form, due to his heritage. Many demons have humanoid-esque “true” forms as well, likely because humans are a huge part of their lives. But there’s always variation, and different tastes.
So when Dipper feels more unhinged and less human? His form mirrors that. A surge of rage could trigger his eyes to revert, or the yearning for power (whether it be to destroy or protect) could trigger a full form shift. Feeling weak and helpless will often make him shift back to a childlike age.
He “ages” with some humans (usually Mizars), because he feels so deeply connected to them and the time they currently reside in. If they drift apart on good terms, he’ll slowly revert back to a young adult–considered the “prime” human years.
His gold blood? Most likely due to Bill Cipher. Dipper quickly becomes his own demon, but certain things from Bill’s design cling to him. (He tends to bleed red while feeling more human though!)
Stan and Hank bonding!
Before fishing, before learning how to play (and cheat) at poker, before even pulling up a stool to help make Stancakes…
there was a bucket, it was almost as big as him.
there were bushes full of berries that they were allowed to eat (but only these ones kids, don’t go sticking shit willy nilly in your mouth.)
and large hands over his, guiding them to the best blueberries, hands full of berries to the bucket, and finally a large hand gently holding his as they went home.
The Forth Anniversary TAU Ficathon GO!!
Because of grad school and growing a baby inside her (holy shit what a badass) Mod S can’t make this year’s ficathon again. But that’s okay, because we can make our own ficathon, we don’t need any mods! (that’s a lie we love and depend on you guys)
We are holding another ficathon!!!
And it’s not just fic, any type of content is excepted. Fic? It’s in the name. Art? Just mess me up. Music? It’s been so long I would love to see some more. A full feature animated film? That’s very ambitious for but hey we have two whole months so mess us up!
Here’s how it’s going to work!
1. Prompts and Sign Ups!
From now on, we will be taking prompts and sign ups! You can do both by going to this spreadsheet here and submitting a prompt/signing up for a prompt. We recommend doing this as soon as possible, as the sooner you put your prompt in the more time someone has to work on it. In addition, everything under the fic open season and art open season tag is fair game as well!
2. Posting!
Once you have taken a prompt, please have it done by October 5th! In order to make this a big fun day full of fic and art (like Yuletide on AO3,) if you get done before the 5th, please schedule your post to go online on October 5th.
3. Questions!
Can we submit our fic/art for the thon to you?
If by “you” you mean the main TAU blog, then absolutely! Just let us know its for the ficathon so we can schedule it for the first?
If by “you” you mean beelieveinfandom, aka the person who made the OP, then no. I am but a floundering bee who does not know what to do when people give me wonderful things. Please submit everything to the main blog.
Do we need to do any special tags?
Nope! Just the usual “transcendence au” and we’ll see it from there.
Are you going to chase us down with hammers if we don’t finish our prompt on time?
Nope. While we encourage everyone who picks up a draft to finish it of course, neither are we going to chase you with a banhammer. Don’t get discouraged if you can’t finish your prompt in time, we still would love to see your content whenever it is ready.
You wont even get infini-corner. I’m not a mod. I have not the power.
I want to participate but I don’t feel like doing any of the prompts? Can I just write/draw my own thing anyway?
ABSOLUTELY!
Did you seriously just copy and paste the whole post from the first ficathon?
No, I actually edited my post from the second ficathon.
We hope you enjoy and HAVE FUN! And again the prompt spreadsheet can be found here.
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
Recent debate between my friends: would Alcor be trapped by a Devils Trap from Supernatural? It traps demons without failure unless the circle is broken but Alcor has a history of breaking out of binding circles. Thoughts?
Dipper in his teens? Absolutely.
Dipper in his 30s-100s? Yes, but will break out eventually so uh, fucking watch out.
Dipper afterwards? T̶̝̰̘̫̹̺h͠ą͇t̟̺͇͡’̣̟s̡̭ ̞̬̦̣͚͎̹͠C̬͎u̖̼͉̺̹͙ͅt̝͖̯e̟̯̖
At the end of this au Dipper restarts time and becomes normal again right? Does this “new” Dipper ever find out who he used to be, if so how does he react?
We don’t think he finds out- the Dipper deserves a normal life! – but he does get kind of close.
Are you okay?
anon i havent been okay since 2009 🙂
Transdimensional Arc: After much pondering, Dipper realizes that the default adult form Alcor takes is a result of his shapeshifting, and Alcor’s real form is of 12-year old Dipper. Basically, young Dipper realizes that his older alternate self is ‘cheating’ as while he’s over thousands of years old by now, he hasn’t physically aged since that day.
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