Knitting Patterns

A/N: Took the “Toby learns to knit” headcanon on the TAU blog and ran with it. Thank you, submitter. You are welcome, Toby fans. Go roll in the slightly-angsty fluff.

All
Alcor wanted to do was check up on Toby (make sure he wasn’t secretly up to
Evil) and let him know dinner was ready (couldn’t let him go hungry – sure he
might have held out before Alcor found him, but who knew what desperation
hunger could drive him towards, ultimately ending in demonic laughter and his
most hated enemy rising again?). It was supposed to be a simple operation: pop
open the bedroom door, poke his head in, glance over the room, deliver his
message, leave. Considering the fact that he could phase through walls if he so
chose he technically didn’t even need the first step.

He got
all the way to the glancing and had just started the delivering before the back
of his brain waved a flag at the rest of it.

“Hey,
kid, dinner’s ready” turned into “what the hell are you doing” halfway through.

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Sirens and Suds

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Type: Gravity Falls/Transcendence AU

Word Count: ~2000

Summary: Toby is recruited to help an unusual visitor escape a beaver-dammed lake.

A/N: I put the translations for the Latin parts at the bottom. So far, this fandom is the only reason taking Latin classes has improved my life.

For the past 3 nights, the singing had persisted.

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The M Club

Okay, so I’m building off this fic where Maritza and Michael are friends and this headcanon that Maritza and Maddie and Michael all meet at one point and turn into a supernatural-loving-all-our-names-start-with-M club and making Dipper go “why me?” and I was just thinking of how that first meeting would go.

Like, imagine…Maritza convinced Michael to go to Maddie’s house after school and they’re all playing in the front yard with Toby supervising and Michael’s really opening up and Dipper is just about dying at how cute and perfect it all is look look look at his babies! Sister-kid is already half in love with husband-kid, and they’re both being friends with previously-lonely little Michael oh my gods look at his little smile!!

And Dipper’s just about vibrating in joy over there on the porch when Michael looks over, stops dead, and goes, “…Alcor? What-what are you doing here?!”

And Maddie stops and goes, “Why are you calling my dad Alcor? His name is Tyrone!”

And Michael goes, “ALCOR IS YOUR DAD?!”

And Maritza is lost and Toby is standing over there looking slowly from Michael to Dipper to Michael and his face is stuck somewhere halfway between curious and about to burst out laughing.

And that is when Dipper puts his head in his hands and goes, “Why me?”