Tag: bear-o

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  1. thoughtsfromajackofart answered: Henry getting introduced to Bear-o for the first time. bonus points if Dipper is there and hides behind Henry to get away from it

“Henry! Look who I found!”

Henry looked up from the mass of boxes he was buried in. They were currently cleaning out the attic while Mabel was still not far along and able to help with moving things.

(Starting the nursery now was Mabel’s idea, and none of them were even going to think about arguing with her.)

Mabel popped out of a massive box holding…

holding…

Well.

That was vaguely terrifying. 

It was a bear puppet….doll…thing, with massive rolling googly eyes, moth eaten fur, a vague smell of mold coming off of it, and clothes with unidentifiable stains on them. 

Henry was pretty sure that thing came out of the depths of Hell, but Mabel looked so happy to have found it that all he said was, “Who’s that Mabes?”

“Bear-o! The cutest, funnest bear around! Ooooh we can put this in here for the babies!”

“NO-um, I mean, maybe not until they’re a little older and they won’t be tempted to chew on him. He is kind of old after all.”

Mabel nodded. “Good point.” Henry felt a stillness in the air that meant Dipper had come into the room, proven when Mabel turned to one corner of the room brandishing Bear-o.

“Dipdops, look who I found!”

Henry suddenly felt a weight on his shoulders, claws gently but firmly digging into his shoulders, and he could swear he heard Dipper hissing like a cat.

“M͇̘͉a̭̠̹̤b̀e̴̻͎̠͓̤̘̮l͖̺̭͕̻͞ ͔g͙̦͍̗̹͈͝e͏̮t ͇t͔̭͉̠͍͙͚̕h̞̳͖̥̲̀at͈̖̙͙̝ͅ ̠͕̰̮ͅa̖͉̫͢ͅͅw̘̖͖̙͈̙̺͜a͉y̸̲͔̞ ͏f͕̞̼ro̞͞m̼͈͈̯̪̩ ̰̤̣̼͕̰̞͝m̡e̮͖̝ ̣͓̳͇͖̫r͖i̦̩͙̰͍ͅg͖̠̙͈̤̜h͍̟͔̺͙̝t͍̦ ͙̱̰̱̗͉͡n͎̤͓̙͖̩̖͡o̤͔̺͕w̢.̖͈ ̵͖͎̤̰
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(Grunkle Stan managed to get a picture of the whole thing. Laughs were had all around for years afterwards by everyone but Dipper.)

transdimensional arc: Mabel gets out Bear-O for some reason or another, and startles the Dippers with it. Alcor pulls a Scooby-Doo and either climbs on top of Little Dipper or jumps into his arms.

Alcor and Dipper end up both attempting to scramble and hide in the same closet – which only makes Dipper scream yet again and kick Alcor in the gut before fleeing for another hiding place.

… Dipper probably ends up instinctively punching/kicking Alcor a lot when startled, then spending the next few hours in terror, wondering if Alcor will exact vengeance leading to his untimely demise. Dipper never feared for his life more than the time he accidentally found out Alcor’s crotch was perfect punching height.

I was wondering: Even as Alcor, would Dipper still find Mabel’s bear creepy? And would he find it even creepier as time went on as it probably ends up being in the hands of someone he’s bound to come across? Whether the bear gets passed down in the Pines family or it gets sold at a garage sale yet whoever ends up buying it happens to run into Alcor?

Dipper still totally finds Bear-O creepy! And hell fucking yes time does not help that, but only makes things worse-especially as Bear-O gets even more moth eaten and a̝͇̳̘̞̰͈ͅb̰͇s͖̘̹̫̗̪̳̟o̗̠̞̣ͅl̯͔̜u͔͓ṯ̗͎̰͖͔̫̭̦e̬͖̗̖̯̗̼͎l̜ͅy̟̲͉̜̫ ̠̫͔̫ṯe̼͍͔̹̭̫̫r̤͙͓̘r̙̪i̱̘f̙̪͇͓̭͉̟̤y͉̣̺̬̳̮̜i̟̩̞̭͍̝͎ͅn̘̰̠̩͕̮̬ͅg̜̦̻̟.̭͖
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