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Alcor, Souls, and The Future
AO3He stared at the tape, and tapped it. “What is this?”
“It’s an ancient video recording. Only 50 dollars.”
Alcor stared at it. On one hand, he had way too much junk in his hat. (When was the last time he emptied it out again…?)
On the other hand, however, he didn’t really have much to lose.
He reached in his shirt, and grabbed out his infinite wallet, giving him a hundred dollar bill. “Keep the change.”
The guy simply shrugged, and took it. “Thanks dude.”
“No problem.“
Alcor blipped over to the house, in the middle of a episode of ‘Acquaintances’– One of The Flock’s favorite sit-coms.
“Hey guys, mind if I borrow the TV?” He asked.
The Flock – specifically Missy, Not Our Future, Devil’s Child, Curses, and Bananas, – groaned. Some dully accepted Alcor’s request, others whined.
“B̺̹̣̺͇̟u̙͉͞t̸̖̭̭ w͏ͅe͕͎̳̫͠ ̻̭j͔͚͞u̳̙s̺̟̠͇t̴̘͙ g̘o͇̲̺t̟͠ ͎̞̰̙͍͈̟ṯ̱̖ͅo̳̬͔̗͎̲̞ ̝̪̥̱t͇͍͈h̡̪̦̘̹̱̰e̝͕̘͇̞͈͉ ̢̳̜͚g̨͈o͍̪̪͡o̡d̘̮̭̬ ͖̖̕ͅp̷̪̩̼̞̝̞a̧̞̱̜r̡͉̫̦̮͖̦̤t̙̼͕̝!̤̬” Sauron complained.“Guys, you can literally watch this anytime you want. I can turn this on at the exact moment you left it.”
The Flock mumbled, upset, but they knew Alcor was right. The balls of fluff and emotions slowly trickled out the door, until only a few dreams were left, namely Star, Incandescence, and Quiet.
“We’ll watch it with you.” Incandescence said.
Alcor got up, and slipped the tape in, and it clicked, flickering on. Bright colors flooded the screen. Alcor’s eyes widened, and he stopped breathing as grinning characters and pastel colors filled the TV. and a star leaped across the screen, words in cursive labelling the show.
“Mizar The Magnificent.”
Headcanon that one r!Bill is a demonologist, and ends up realizing something very close to the truth about Alcor. When he summons Alcor to confirm his suspicions, Alcor just stares at him for an uncomfortably long time. (Bonus: The r!Bill gets almost everything right, except for one thing; He didn’t know what Twin Souls was, and ended up accidentally getting some of his ‘research’ from their website. Alcor is dying inside and r!Bill is confused.)

“How possible that you’re still alive!?” – Both demons said.
I like hc that Toby has really crooked teeth and needs braces.
He gets little sky blue stones to decorate his braces too.
right, so long long ago when i was deep in the gf fandom since the series had just ended, i found this au, and did some (admittedly bad) fanart. recently i did some cleaning, found this, and decided to redraw it. so hereeee ya go. tbh i dont remember if this pic fit into any fic/ headcannon/ situation in this au as a whole but i think it mightve been a… parallel verse meeting, or something. hope ya like it ^^
Dress
1865
Collection Galleria del Costume di Palazzo Pitti
@transcendence-au, some Bill reincarnation? Beat the well dressed demon in a suit with a pimped out dress.
Their fan has little triangles all over it and Dipper needs to have a sit down after that.
A Children’s Book of Bills
Based on this post… but sillier. It’s best to imagine it with Edward Gorey images.
Bill Cipher was a trickster,
he was stuffed in human skins,
Alcor can keep his eye out,
but Cipher always wins.
*
Ian was a creator,
he loved to make cartoons,
his soul got him taken,
by top government goons
*
Toby was a sweetheart
who burned out his own eye.
Never darkened any doorway
but he still had to die.
*
Now Chrys she was selfish,
Alcor enjoyed her rage.
She made herself a Mizar
on the Sentient Stage.
*
Jude was full of bluster,
she needed better care.
Alcor knew how to help her
as long as she can’t swear.
*
Enoby was all enthusiasm,
I’m certain they’ll be fine.
When the world is out to get them
they can write their truth online.
*
Each lifetime forms a link
in the chain around this soul.
Bill may still be winning
but he’s not in control.
Prompt: an R!Bill causes an apocalypse- completely on accident.

Bill never ate human flesh.
Well, okay, a few times because when one is that old, also an isosceles monster, well. Things happen. But it wasn’t something Bill sought.
(There were a million billion unforeseen circumstances from turning a 12 year old human into a demon. And one of them was the taint of meat, a craving or hunger that would rear its head time and time again)