CHATROOM: The Final Form

transcendence-au:

transcendence-au:

tau-cast:

Okay guys, seriously. I found the best chat client. Ever. We’ve been using it at work for work-related chat things, and everyone over the past week has loved it more than Skype, even.

It’s free, fully customizable, can have multiple chatrooms(!!), is invite-only (so no random weird people), can grant members special permissions (like admin stuff), files sharing, GIFs, and best of all…. no limit on the number of people!

To join, we gotta have your email though. So though I’m going to bed atm, I’m gonna leave y’all a Google Doc link to throw your emails at so I can add you tomorrow.

Don’t worry, once you sign up with your email, you can bookmark the chat link and return to it without accessing your email! There’s also an option the site gives you where you can turn off any and all emails from the site so they don’t spam you.

>> GOOGLE DOC EMAIL SIGN-UP <<

>> Slack’s website << in case you wanna check out the client first! It’s web-based, so it stays in your browser. Nothing to download!

Here’s hoping this is finally the chat client we’ve all been searching for! I’ve been using it for a week now and I LOVE it.

For those of you who missed it, we’ve got a wonderful chat up and running now!

Quite a few people have already joined, and this really looks to be our permanent chat home. It’s so versatile and easy to use, I actually like it better than Skype now.

Go on down to the google doc and add your email, I’ll be checking it often tonight to add new folk to the group!

*whispers*

J̴̦̤͕̣̫̟̹̬͟ ̪͟O̤͢ͅ ̷͚͔̪I̥͕̙͔̩ ̷҉̢̱̱N͉̞͝ͅ ̨̤̦͔̟̯͙͠ ̴̴̦͖̳̻U͕̱̬̰̘͙͚̳ ̗͡S̸̷͕̯̥̀

CHATROOM: The Final Form

transcendence-au:

tau-cast:

Okay guys, seriously. I found the best chat client. Ever. We’ve been using it at work for work-related chat things, and everyone over the past week has loved it more than Skype, even.

It’s free, fully customizable, can have multiple chatrooms(!!), is invite-only (so no random weird people), can grant members special permissions (like admin stuff), files sharing, GIFs, and best of all…. no limit on the number of people!

To join, we gotta have your email though. So though I’m going to bed atm, I’m gonna leave y’all a Google Doc link to throw your emails at so I can add you tomorrow.

Don’t worry, once you sign up with your email, you can bookmark the chat link and return to it without accessing your email! There’s also an option the site gives you where you can turn off any and all emails from the site so they don’t spam you.

>> GOOGLE DOC EMAIL SIGN-UP <<

>> Slack’s website << in case you wanna check out the client first! It’s web-based, so it stays in your browser. Nothing to download!

Here’s hoping this is finally the chat client we’ve all been searching for! I’ve been using it for a week now and I LOVE it.

For those of you who missed it, we’ve got a wonderful chat up and running now!

Quite a few people have already joined, and this really looks to be our permanent chat home. It’s so versatile and easy to use, I actually like it better than Skype now.

Go on down to the google doc and add your email, I’ll be checking it often tonight to add new folk to the group!

*whispers*

J̴̦̤͕̣̫̟̹̬͟ ̪͟O̤͢ͅ ̷͚͔̪I̥͕̙͔̩ ̷҉̢̱̱N͉̞͝ͅ ̨̤̦͔̟̯͙͠ ̴̴̦͖̳̻U͕̱̬̰̘͙͚̳ ̗͡S̸̷͕̯̥̀

CHATROOM: The Final Form

tau-cast:

Okay guys, seriously. I found the best chat client. Ever. We’ve been using it at work for work-related chat things, and everyone over the past week has loved it more than Skype, even.

It’s free, fully customizable, can have multiple chatrooms(!!), is invite-only (so no random weird people), can grant members special permissions (like admin stuff), files sharing, GIFs, and best of all…. no limit on the number of people!

To join, we gotta have your email though. So though I’m going to bed atm, I’m gonna leave y’all a Google Doc link to throw your emails at so I can add you tomorrow.

Don’t worry, once you sign up with your email, you can bookmark the chat link and return to it without accessing your email! There’s also an option the site gives you where you can turn off any and all emails from the site so they don’t spam you.

>> GOOGLE DOC EMAIL SIGN-UP <<

>> Slack’s website << in case you wanna check out the client first! It’s web-based, so it stays in your browser. Nothing to download!

Here’s hoping this is finally the chat client we’ve all been searching for! I’ve been using it for a week now and I LOVE it.

For those of you who missed it, we’ve got a wonderful chat up and running now!

Quite a few people have already joined, and this really looks to be our permanent chat home. It’s so versatile and easy to use, I actually like it better than Skype now.

Go on down to the google doc and add your email, I’ll be checking it often tonight to add new folk to the group!

CHATROOM: The Final Form

tau-cast:

Okay guys, seriously. I found the best chat client. Ever. We’ve been using it at work for work-related chat things, and everyone over the past week has loved it more than Skype, even.

It’s free, fully customizable, can have multiple chatrooms(!!), is invite-only (so no random weird people), can grant members special permissions (like admin stuff), files sharing, GIFs, and best of all…. no limit on the number of people!

To join, we gotta have your email though. So though I’m going to bed atm, I’m gonna leave y’all a Google Doc link to throw your emails at so I can add you tomorrow.

Don’t worry, once you sign up with your email, you can bookmark the chat link and return to it without accessing your email! There’s also an option the site gives you where you can turn off any and all emails from the site so they don’t spam you.

>> GOOGLE DOC EMAIL SIGN-UP <<

>> Slack’s website << in case you wanna check out the client first! It’s web-based, so it stays in your browser. Nothing to download!

Here’s hoping this is finally the chat client we’ve all been searching for! I’ve been using it for a week now and I LOVE it.

Chatroom Shenanigans

So uh…  Thought y’all might wanna read some of the junk we’ve been up to?  Here’s an amalgam of roleplay, blush-filled compliments,  and ideas for that gossip magazine that came up in some hcs a while ago.

[edit: under a read more for length!]

larsblueblood: Complete your mission, Southeast

[7:50 PM] maybejay: and really Baby Blaine, you don’t need to tell me what to do

[7:50 PM] larsblueblood: I don’t need to, but I want to. And I’ll eventually beat you in Mini Golf. I’ve spent my last 3 days off training

[7:51 PM] triangulumkel: can u really beat a NORTHWEST at mini golf???

[7:52 PM] maybejay: oh? Is that another challenge I sense there Lars?

[7:52 PM] maybejay: besides, I’m sure no matter what kind of training you take it will be useless when pit against me

[7:52 PM] triangulumkel: fight fight fight

[7:52 PM] larsblueblood: NOT A CHALLENGE! NOT YET NOOOOOO WAY! I learned my lesson. A friendly game among associates. And that is enciting a fight, Pacifica.

[7:53 PM] maybejay: oh well that sounds dull

[7:53 PM] larsblueblood: I’ll wait until I can actually get a hole in one. I’m so sick of the clown face hole…..Can’t get it to ride up the tongue into the hole…..And I’m not dull!

[7:53 PM] maybejay: however if you insist, perhaps we can get Mabel to join us as well

[7:54 PM] triangulumkel: maybe u could bet on the outcome?  to spice things up…?

[7:54 PM] maybejay: how about….me first, Mabel second and Larse quits half way again

[7:54 PM] larsblueblood: Why would I bet on an extremely predictable and depressing outcome. I had all rights to quit……

[7:54 PM] larsblueblood: *Pride at 50%*

[7:54 PM] triangulumkel: so

[7:54 PM] triangulumkel: betting is fun

[7:55 PM] triangulumkel: regardless of whether or not u win

[7:55 PM] triangulumkel: just word it careful so you win regardless of the outcome

[7:55 PM] maybejay: perhaps but, and I can’t believe i’m going to say this, but why bet when the outcome is painfully obvious

[7:55 PM] maybejay: that’s rather boring if you ask me

[7:55 PM] maybejay: not much of a challenge

[7:55 PM] triangulumkel: no no no you misunderstand

[7:55 PM] larsblueblood: I’d literally bet that both of the two will beat me thrice fold before we hit the 3rd hole…..And ouch, Southeast…..

[7:56 PM] maybejay: easy there baby blaine, i was agreeing with you

[7:56 PM] triangulumkel: the trick to betting when you know the outcome is to plan for that eventuality and twist your wording just slightly enough that in the end you have a chance at winning the bet, not the game

[7:57 PM] larsblueblood: I’m….I’m not that clever and Mabel would figure me out. She’s good with the wording bit. No idea why. And your agreements still sound negative, Paz.

[7:57 PM] maybejay: what are you? a demon?

[7:57 PM] maybejay: point taken Lars

[7:57 PM] triangulumkel: nah man, i just got that whole evil thing goin’ on

[7:58 PM] triangulumkel: *totally  not nervous sweating*

[7:58 PM] maybejay: *suspicious stares*

[7:58 PM] triangulumkel: *sweating intensifies*

[7:58 PM] maybejay: so random fact! 

[7:58 PM] maybejay: I’ve never written a character like Paz before!

[7:58 PM] larsblueblood: Are you hiding something?……*Glasses shine curiously*

[7:58 PM] maybejay: I usually write characters like Bill

[7:59 PM] triangulumkel: no, nothing!! ha h a

[7:59 PM] larsblueblood: Really? You’re doing well. I can’t picture Paz any way else anymore

[7:59 PM] triangulumkel: bill is super fun to write!!

[7:59 PM] maybejay: Larsen I smell a mystery, and i’m determined to uncover it

[7:59 PM] triangulumkel: uh oh

[7:59 PM] triangulumkel: i think

[7:59 PM] triangulumkel: i should abscond

[7:59 PM] larsblueblood: As am I, Ms. Northwest…….I’m quite the detective…

[7:59 PM] maybejay: (ahhh thank you~~))

[8:00 PM] maybejay: i’m aware, hence why I’ve partnered up with you

[8:00 PM] triangulumkel: well uh

[8:00 PM] triangulumkel: its been great seeing ya, detectives

[8:00 PM] triangulumkel: *edges towards door*

[8:00 PM] larsblueblood: (It’s true. Any time I write as Paz I usually have a fic or two of your open to keep true to her)) Quite, Quite…..Where do you think you’re going? Only the guilty hide. *Leans against door*

[8:01 PM] triangulumkel: whoa man, no hard feelings!

[8:01 PM] triangulumkel: just uh

[8:01 PM] triangulumkel: gotta thing to do

[8:01 PM] triangulumkel: you know

[8:01 PM] triangulumkel: family to see

[8:01 PM] triangulumkel: chaos to cause

[8:01 PM] triangulumkel: wait no

[8:01 PM] triangulumkel: oh dear

[8:01 PM] larsblueblood: You’re right. No hard feelings…..But, as a demon, chaos in the family sounds so familiar. Am I right, Paz?

[8:01 PM] maybejay: oh my god, I think we have a demon in our midsts

[8:02 PM] bitterlikecoffee: wait what

[8:02 PM] triangulumkel: hey man, you got me pegged all wrong

[8:02 PM] maybejay: quite right Lars

[8:02 PM] triangulumkel: would a demon spend their time writing lovely fic for this au?

[8:02 PM] triangulumkel: i think not

[8:02 PM] maybejay: oh wel then, please, enlighten us with your true purpose

[8:02 PM] triangulumkel: i just

[8:02 PM] triangulumkel: uhhhh

[8:02 PM] triangulumkel: wanted to entertain you all?

[8:02 PM] maybejay: *raises eyebrow and smirks*

[8:02 PM] triangulumkel: have a little fun…?

[8:02 PM] larsblueblood: Mmm. Allow me to light this cigarette………Ah! That’s where you’re wrong. It was discovered in a chat room nearly 2 weeks ago that a demon exists to write fanfiction

[8:02 PM] triangulumkel: uhhhhhh

[8:03 PM] maybejay: ah yes, what was her name again….Enoby was it?

[8:03 PM] triangulumkel: shit

[8:03 PM] triangulumkel: i messed up

[8:03 PM] larsblueblood: So…..What’d you say you do again? *Squinting intensifies* Quite right, Paz. Quite right……

[8:03 PM] triangulumkel: look, it’s really been lovely, fellas, but i gotta go

[8:03 PM] maybejay: *blocks the door*

[8:03 PM] triangulumkel: downtown abbey is on, i gotta know whats up with the butler

[8:04 PM] maybejay: not until we solve this mystery

[8:04 PM] larsblueblood: Downtown Abbey has nothing on this mystery, my dearest demon

[8:04 PM] triangulumkel: no downtown abbey is the biggest mystery

[8:04 PM] triangulumkel: so

[8:04 PM] triangulumkel: i should go watch it

[8:05 PM] larsblueblood: Though, I like to see you sweat like a poor man in a sweat lodge for the first time, hiding his lack of wealth from the gods known as the uppercrust society….*Begins pacing and monologing*

[8:05 PM] triangulumkel: Seriously?

[8:05 PM] triangulumkel: This overdramatic shtick?

[8:05 PM] maybejay: he does this

[8:05 PM] larsblueblood: *lost in his own Monologue*

[8:05 PM] triangulumkel: I think I’ve played along more than long enough.

[8:06 PM] maybejay: true…hey how about a cup of hot cocoq, we’ll leave Baby blaine alone in his own thoughts

[8:06 PM] maybejay: trsut me he wont even notice we’re gone till he’s done

[8:06 PM] triangulumkel: Oh man, I am soooo down for that!

[8:06 PM] triangulumkel: We can discuss plans for future fics while we’re at it!

[8:07 PM] triangulumkel: Two good writers like us, we’ll have the fandom sobbing in no time!

[8:07 PM] larsblueblood: *Continues*……The seventh stars have hidden from sight, your own eyes unable to adjust to the swimming waves of the spacial sea, neverending and awe-inspiring….

[8:07 PM] triangulumkel: *offering arm*  Abscond with me?

[8:07 PM] maybejay: oh yes, yes we certainly will

[8:07 PM] maybejay: *takes the arm*

[8:07 PM] maybejay: gladly

[8:07 PM] triangulumkel: *tesseract thingy poof*

[8:07 PM] triangulumkel: The end.

[8:08 PM] larsblueblood: *Still going*…..And only then shall we look up at the Gods and go……Hey…Where’d you go? Paz? Paz?! PAZ!?……Goddamnit

[8:08 PM] larsblueblood:  (Clapping) Bravo

[8:08 PM] maybejay: that was fun

[8:08 PM] triangulumkel: dang

[8:08 PM] triangulumkel: that was rad

[8:08 PM] triangulumkel: this is almost as much fun as spooky speak

[8:08 PM] larsblueblood: Yeeee it was. God I miss Rp’ing sometimes

[8:09 PM] maybejay: *lays down*

[8:14 PM] maybejay: anyway, gonna do the writing thing

[8:14 PM] larsblueblood: Go Paz Go

[8:15 PM] triangulumkel: OHHHHH lady mary is screeeeeeweeeeeed

(For comprehension, I had been giving a play-by-play on what was going down on Downtown Abbey, which I cut out for clarity and length.)

[8:15 PM] triangulumkel: daaaaaaang traitorous lil butler

[8:16 PM] triangulumkel: wait nvm dowager duchess shut him down

[8:16 PM] maybejay: ….I’m very much convinced you are Enoby now

[8:16 PM] triangulumkel: uh

[8:16 PM] triangulumkel: thanks for the compliment…?

[8:17 PM] larsblueblood: You guys…..GASP……Left me…..GASP….behind…..for Downtown…..GASP…Abbey!?

[8:17 PM] triangulumkel: yes

[8:17 PM] triangulumkel: #soworthit

[8:18 PM] larsblueblood: Assholes…..COLLAPSE

[8:18 PM] triangulumkel: seriously tho i am watching downtown abbey

[8:19 PM] triangulumkel: and the shit has hit the fan

[8:19 PM] maybejay: *stares at lars, pokes with toe, shrugs and goes back to the show yes*

[8:19 PM] larsblueblood: I’ve never watched it)) *monologues in sleep*

[8:20 PM] triangulumkel: We do have to keep up with these scandals, and we absolutely don’t have time for this bull.  *rolls unconcious body out the door*

[8:20 PM] maybejay: you said it sister

[8:20 PM] triangulumkel: high five!

[8:21 PM] larsblueblood: Poor Lars

[8:21 PM] maybejay: hey, anyone wanna work on the demon celebraty gossip magazine??

[8:21 PM] triangulumkel: oooooooh meeeeeeee!!!!

[8:21 PM] maybejay: cause I really want this to be a thing!

[8:21 PM] larsblueblood: I could totally do it. I make up so much shit anyway, why not more?

[8:21 PM] triangulumkel: yes this should absolutely be a thing

[8:21 PM] triangulumkel: best part is

[8:21 PM] maybejay: I was this to be a thing that Paz totally uses to get back at Dipper from time to time

[8:22 PM] triangulumkel: since its a trashy rag, writing can be awful

[8:22 PM] triangulumkel: @jay she woooould

[8:23 PM] larsblueblood: I can see Paz using it as a weapon. “Dipper….do it and watch what happens…..Watch as they flock towards you, saying you helped write twin souls….do it…”

[8:23 PM] triangulumkel: i like to think that downtown abbey comes on the old lady channel stan watches

[8:24 PM] triangulumkel: it is exactly that kinda show

[8:25 PM] triangulumkel: like stan would love to shout while the characters are fighting

[8:25 PM] triangulumkel: which is always

[8:25 PM] maybejay: she

[8:25 PM] maybejay: would

[8:25 PM] triangulumkel: i mean thats like basically what i do

[8:25 PM] larsblueblood: What was the name of that show that came on he was stuck watching

[8:25 PM] larsblueblood: Old timey something or another

[8:25 PM] triangulumkel: mmmm the duchess returns?

[8:26 PM] triangulumkel: the duchess something

[8:26 PM] larsblueblood: yeee somethin like that

[8:26 PM] bitterlikecoffee: the duchess appeoves

[8:26 PM] bitterlikecoffee: *approves

[8:26 PM] maybejay: we need a name for said magazine

[8:26 PM] triangulumkel: can we just call it trashy demon rag

[8:26 PM] triangulumkel: or a dumb pun

[8:27 PM] triangulumkel: demon pun

[8:27 PM] triangulumkel: uhhhhhh

[8:27 PM] larsblueblood: The Daily Ritual

[8:27 PM] triangulumkel: yesssss

[8:27 PM] maybejay: i love you

[8:28 PM] larsblueblood: I do my best. Does that title work?

[8:28 PM] triangulumkel: yes absolutely

[8:28 PM] larsblueblood: Yeee

[8:28 PM] triangulumkel: lady stop crying

[8:28 PM] triangulumkel: stop that

[8:29 PM] triangulumkel: lady mary whatre you gonna do that was a baldfaced LIE

[8:29 PM] triangulumkel: you have intention of marrying this tool

[8:29 PM] maybejay: yes, that title is perfect

[8:29 PM] triangulumkel: can

[8:29 PM] triangulumkel: can we put in sectionals on old timey dumb soap operas

[8:31 PM] maybejay: yes, because “satan” is a fan and he insisted

[8:31 PM] triangulumkel: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[8:31 PM] larsblueblood: “Brian The Organ Duck’s new flame!? How Cani The Tooth Demon reacts!” “Alcor summoned in underwear! See the exclusive spread inside!” “Sock demon cheats on socks with hats! Interview inside!” (The only real story was Alcors)

[8:31 PM] triangulumkel: yes omg this is glorious

[8:31 PM] maybejay: infact one of the early editions actually has a letter written by “satan” stating “hey, this gossip is all well and good, but what about some old timy soup opera;s! i don’t have cable anymore i need my fix!”

[8:32 PM] triangulumkel: oh my goshhhhh

[8:32 PM] triangulumkel: yesssssss

[8:32 PM] maybejay: this is epic

[8:32 PM] triangulumkel: YES

[8:32 PM] triangulumkel: i will not only write these sectionals, but i will also write the source material

[8:32 PM] maybejay: I will totally help!

[8:32 PM] larsblueblood: It’s actually Satton. He had Dipper send his letters. “Are you for real!?” “YOU MADE ME SENTIENT AND YOU DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES, BUFFOON!”

[8:32 PM] triangulumkel: ahhhhh!!!

[8:33 PM] maybejay: xDDDD

[8:33 PM] triangulumkel: satton is an avid reader of this rag

[8:33 PM] triangulumkel: “Satton approved!”

[8:33 PM] triangulumkel: no wait i got a better one

[8:33 PM] larsblueblood: Satton is a firm believer in it, too. He lacks common sense. He’s highly gullible, even though he’s extremely intelligent

[8:33 PM] triangulumkel: “Satton’s guilty pleasure:  Dirty gossip?!”

[8:34 PM] maybejay: hehehehehehhe

[8:34 PM] larsblueblood: Omg…..”YOU TOLD THE MONKEY PEOPLE!?” “Yeah. Definitely.” “Why!? How do they know I exist!?” “I dunno…..how do you think?”

[8:34 PM] triangulumkel: NO

[8:34 PM] maybejay: and the one Paz absolutely hates “Pacifica Northwest and Demon Alcor in a secret relationship! see story inside!”

[8:34 PM] triangulumkel: oh

[8:34 PM] triangulumkel: oh phew

[8:34 PM] larsblueblood: HAHA!

[8:35 PM] triangulumkel: jay dipdop begat that one

[8:35 PM] larsblueblood: OMG! It just keeps popping back up over time, too

[8:35 PM] triangulumkel: i think

[8:35 PM] maybejay: i think after a while dip and paz both hate that

[8:35 PM] larsblueblood: “Alcor and Mizar! Back together!?” “Secret flame of Alcor exposed! Northwest in hiding!”

[8:35 PM] maybejay: but hey, dip caused it thanks to their little prank war

[8:35 PM] triangulumkel: i think that is the story we should devote the most effort to

[8:35 PM] maybejay: agreed

[8:36 PM] triangulumkel: it gives us a legit excuse to write this

[8:37 PM] maybejay: I love tthis

[8:37 PM] maybejay: so much

[8:37 PM] triangulumkel: yesssss

[8:37 PM] larsblueblood: So, we’ve got bands, news, and now a gossip magazine…..this AU is outa control

[8:38 PM] triangulumkel: eh

[8:38 PM] triangulumkel: no problem with that

[8:38 PM] bitterlikecoffee: dang

[8:38 PM] triangulumkel: its fun

[8:38 PM] larsblueblood: Not to mention twin souls

[8:38 PM] maybejay: this au is great

[8:38 PM] triangulumkel: oh dear

[8:38 PM] bitterlikecoffee: yess’

[8:38 PM] triangulumkel: wasnt someone actually writing twin souls for publications

[8:38 PM] triangulumkel: with the mods blessing

[8:38 PM] maybejay: i think so

[8:38 PM] maybejay: which is terrifying

[8:38 PM] triangulumkel: tbh im gonna buy it

[8:38 PM] larsblueblood: It is extremely terrifying 

[8:38 PM] maybejay: infact i’d buy it to read JUST because of this au

[8:39 PM] triangulumkel: man trashy romance is my shit

[8:39 PM] triangulumkel: id probs read it regardless

[8:39 PM] larsblueblood: It’s hard to convince myself to read it sometimes

[8:40 PM] maybejay: i’m….really scared to read any of them tbh

[8:40 PM] triangulumkel: uh ohhhh

[8:40 PM] maybejay: i’ve read maybe one or two of them

make me wary, let alone a whole book

[8:40 PM] triangulumkel: i mean

[8:40 PM] triangulumkel: i dont like romance that much

[8:40 PM] triangulumkel: but if im gonna read romance

[8:40 PM] maybejay: “Introducing Gliese! The daughter of Alcor and Mizar, what secrets does she hold?”

[8:41 PM] triangulumkel: i am going to read Romance.

[8:41 PM] triangulumkel: @jay actual interview w willow on a dare?

[8:41 PM] maybejay: Dipper and Mabel agree only if Dipper is there the whole time

[8:41 PM] larsblueblood: “The Woodsman comes back to Gravity Falls! Trouble in for Alcor!?

[8:41 PM] triangulumkel: yesssss

[8:41 PM] larsblueblood: Trouble in Paradise for Alcor*

[8:41 PM] triangulumkel: i mean its probs highly unlike

[8:42 PM] triangulumkel: HOLY SHIT

[8:42 PM] triangulumkel: GUYS

[8:42 PM] triangulumkel: WHAT IF

[8:42 PM] triangulumkel: WHAT IF OTHER DEMONS WRITE THIS MAGAZINE

[8:42 PM] triangulumkel: WHAT IF ENOBY WRITES THIS

[8:42 PM] maybejay: Mabel thinks this is Hilarious, Dipper’s just “FOR GOD SAKES YOU GUYS MIZAR IS MY *TWIN* NOT MY WIFE!”

[8:42 PM] maybejay: It’s totally Enoby omg

[8:42 PM] bitterlikecoffee: omg

[8:42 PM] larsblueblood: OMG! You mean you!? *Squinting intensifies incredibly*

[8:42 PM] triangulumkel: bc i mean its a really dumb idea to go against demons and this would piss of so many of htem

[8:42 PM] triangulumkel: uhhh

[8:42 PM] triangulumkel: haha anyway

[8:43 PM] triangulumkel: but if a demon was writing it

[8:43 PM] larsblueblood: If?……..ANd yes that is perf

[8:43 PM] triangulumkel: and since enbio used to be like super legit and is old and powerful

[8:43 PM] triangulumkel: no one would go against her

[8:43 PM] triangulumkel: like her readers are guarenteed her protection

[8:44 PM] triangulumkel: yeah, thats exactly the kinda thing i’d do!

[8:44 PM] triangulumkel: *she’d do

[8:44 PM] maybejay: omg

[8:45 PM] triangulumkel: can you guys just uh… forget that slip there?

[8:45 PM] larsblueblood: “Alcor’s Reaction to Cinnamon Candles Explained! Tell all with Candle Demon!”

[8:45 PM] larsblueblood left the room.

[8:46 PM] babyblaine entered the room.

[8:46 PM] guest-1007670 changed nickname to larsblueblood

[8:46 PM] larsblueblood changed nickname to babyblaine

[8:46 PM] babyblaine: And Never *IntenGoddamn connectionsestaring*

[8:46 PM] triangulumkel: lol other demons do interviews bc they dont wanna make nbeoi mad

[8:46 PM] triangulumkel: no man let it go

[8:46 PM] babyblaine left the room.

[8:46 PM] babyblaine entered the room.

[8:46 PM] guest-1007718 changed nickname to babyblaine

[8:46 PM] babyblaine left the room.

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[8:47 PM] guest-1007733 changed nickname to babyblaine

[8:47 PM] babyblaine left the room.

[8:47 PM] larsblueblood entered the room.

[8:47 PM] guest-1007742 changed nickname to larsblueblood

[8:47 PM] larsblueblood: GODDAMN THIS CONNECTION

[8:47 PM] triangulumkel: if u forget it i wont call u baby blaine

[8:47 PM] maybejay: You’re going to have to give him an even jucier secret or topic to get him toff your case

[8:47 PM] triangulumkel: oh boy

[8:47 PM] triangulumkel: have i got juicy deets for you!

[8:47 PM] larsblueblood: I’ll never get off your…..did you say secrets?

[8:47 PM] triangulumkel: oh yes i most certainly did

[8:48 PM] triangulumkel: but if you want to know

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[8:48 PM] triangulumkel: oh globbnobbit

[8:48 PM] larsblueblood entered the room.

[8:48 PM] guest-1007781 changed nickname to larsblueblood

[8:48 PM] triangulumkel: how i can be serious like this

[8:48 PM] triangulumkel: anyway

[8:48 PM] triangulumkel: i was going to say

[8:48 PM] larsblueblood: Secret first, then forgetting

[8:48 PM] triangulumkel: if you want the deets, we’ll need to make a deal

[8:49 PM] triangulumkel: whaddaya say?

[8:49 PM] triangulumkel: We got a deal?

[8:49 PM] larsblueblood: A deal? So you are a demon. And totally. The only deal I’ve ever made with a demon…..didn’t turn out well

[8:49 PM] maybejay: aaaaand there’s the demon

[8:49 PM] triangulumkel: no dude c;mon

[8:49 PM] triangulumkel: secrets man

[8:49 PM] triangulumkel: eye on the prize

[8:50 PM] larsblueblood: Eyes are on the prize. I said I’d do it. Just…..don’t ruin my life, okay?

[8:50 PM] triangulumkel: *muttering* not like you’ll remember this anyway

[8:50 PM] triangulumkel: got it, kid!

[8:50 PM] larsblueblood: Kid? I’m almost 30, mind you

[8:50 PM] triangulumkel: hahaha yep, you sure are old!

[8:50 PM] triangulumkel: Much older than me!

[8:50 PM] triangulumkel: Who is not a demon!

[8:51 PM] triangulumkel: A n y w a y!

[8:51 PM] triangulumkel: Secrets!!

[8:51 PM] larsblueblood: *Puts out hand* I’m aging well. I look like I did in sophmore year…..in college…

[8:51 PM] triangulumkel: *shakes hand*

[8:51 PM] triangulumkel: oh yeah, you’re easy on the eyes kid

[8:51 PM] larsblueblood: Okay, I put on a few pounds but without being on the swim team, it’s a little hard to keep the weight off

[8:51 PM] triangulumkel: anyway, here’s your secrets!

[8:51 PM] triangulumkel: come a little closer

[8:52 PM] larsblueblood: *Comes closer, rubbing hands like a greedy dork*

[8:52 PM] triangulumkel: haha, that’s not stereotypical at all! *pulls a weighty volume from thin air*

[8:52 PM] triangulumkel: This’d be what you’re looking for!

[8:52 PM] triangulumkel: *drops it into his hands*

[8:53 PM] larsblueblood: *Eyes wide, then return to normal before catching it* Exactly what am I looking for, here?

[8:53 PM] triangulumkel: it’s all in the language of the old gods of course, but these are the secrets to extending life and exchanging consciousnesses!

[8:53 PM] triangulumkel: All sorts of secrets!

[8:53 PM] larsblueblood: I…..I couldn’t even read Spanish, This is beyond me….

[8:54 PM] bitterlikecoffee: wja

[8:54 PM] triangulumkel: And now for your end of the deal…

[8:54 PM] larsblueblood: Oh c’mon……..WHo are you again?

[8:54 PM] triangulumkel: I’ll be taking all memories of one of your investigations!  Oh, you’ll forget that slip up alright!

[8:54 PM] triangulumkel: Hah, pretty sure you already know!

[8:55 PM] triangulumkel: Anyway… *pulls an invisible thread*  See ya later!

[8:55 PM] triangulumkel: And that’s that.

[8:55 PM] larsblueblood: The End (?) BLC how goes things

[8:55 PM] triangulumkel: yeah blc, progress report?

[8:56 PM] maybejay: wow

[8:56 PM] triangulumkel: wow what?

maybejay: this is what happens when i step away for a minute

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Bonus!!!

triangulumkel: how do u linebreak a submissin
[9:24 PM] triangulumkel: is that a thing
[9:26 PM] maybejay: I have no clue
[9:26 PM] triangulumkel: idek maybe the mods can like do a read more edity thing
[9:28 PM] larsblueblood: Who knows? The mods have the power of the demons of old. We’ve heard the stories we used to be told
[9:28 PM] bitterlikecoffee: oo
[9:29 PM] triangulumkel: the secrets of the mods origins are in that tome i gave you
[9:29 PM] larsblueblood: What tome?
[9:30 PM] triangulumkel: check under your pillow
[9:30 PM] maybejay: The one in the old language’s that you’ll never be able to read because you made a pathetic one sided deal
[9:30 PM] triangulumkel: no shhhh dude he doesnt remember that
[9:30 PM] triangulumkel: shhhh
[9:31 PM] maybejay: seriously lars, you shuold know better than to shake on a deal without sorting the specifics out, take it from someone’s who’s made deal’s with alcor
[9:31 PM] larsblueblood: Did I? Huh. Guess I forgot. Why would I check under my pillow? I don’t even sleep in my apartment.

larsblueblood: I too almost made a deal with Alcor, if you remember……..

[9:32 PM] triangulumkel: oh yeah
[9:32 PM] triangulumkel: forgot about that
[9:32 PM] larsblueblood: And seriously Paz, I’ll make whatever deal I feel like. I don’t listen to a Southeast.
[9:32 PM] triangulumkel: haha yeah man, keep that attitude up!
[9:33 PM] larsblueblood: Yeah…..why are you cheering for me?
[9:33 PM] triangulumkel: because… you have a lovely attitude!
[9:33 PM] triangulumkel: and disposition!
[9:34 PM] larsblueblood:  I do, don’t I?  Ha!  *Ego at 120%*

From Mod Chat

[1:39:00 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: There are definitely going to have to be the kind of shenanigans that require dropping the human disguise in this fic
[1:39:18 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: because Dip was kind of out of commission for most of the last one
[1:39:37 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and I need a little bit more ‘awkward kid suddenly dropping all the awkward and turning terrifying’
[1:39:56 AM] Seiya: I NEED SO MUCH OF THAT LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
[1:39:59 AM] Seiya: I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
[1:40:01 AM] Seiya: esp in rrr i think
[1:40:14 AM] Seiya: in this time in dippers life its a given that everyone knows hes a demon
[1:40:19 AM] Seiya: (in his life that is)
[1:40:32 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but  they don’t necessarily all KNOW know it
[1:40:37 AM] Seiya: true.
[1:40:38 AM] Seiya: henry does
[1:40:40 AM] Seiya: mabel does
[1:40:43 AM] Seiya: kids…ehhhhh
[1:40:50 AM] Seiya: they do but not as much as mabel and henry
[1:41:08 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: yeah I think the day that they really GET it is the day they are Grown Up
[1:41:28 AM] Seiya: OH MY GOD YES
[1:42:05 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and it’s funny because much as everybody in GF kind of brushes him off as ‘oh yeah the kid with the sweating problem’ that can be almost as bad as people in Piedmont just. not. believing it?
[1:42:13 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: sort of depending on the circumstances?
[1:42:23 AM] Seiya: oh my gawwwwwwww
[1:42:25 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: idk I’m not wording this well
[1:42:39 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but like
[1:43:14 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: just that then they’re not scared. they’re nOT SCARED. THEY SHOULD BE A LITTLE SCARED. not a lot scared. BUT A LITTLE SCARED.
[1:43:36 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (and then part of him is just like, no. you can use this. they all underestimate you. you can cheat them blind. you can use them.)
[1:43:55 AM] Seiya: imded
[1:44:30 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (and then he goes and sits in a ball in a tree for a while and everybody notices the forest is all lit on blue fire again and just kind of sigh because. dammit pines your kid is freaking out again.)
[1:44:55 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (yes he’s your kid we all know how you feel about them you’re no good at hiding it.)
[1:45:37 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: I don’t know, I don’t know if this even works or makes sense. Blahhhhhh.
[1:45:49 AM] Seiya: NO IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE OMG YES
[1:46:10 AM] Seiya: dipper being conflicted because part of him wants that fear and part of him doesnt
[1:46:22 AM] Seiya: part of him wants to abuse that trust and part of him is sick at the thought
[1:46:46 AM] Seiya: (a miniscule part of him wants to go ahead and eat mabel’s soul because he knows it would be the most delicious thing ever
[1:47:11 AM] Seiya: henry comes home that day to find dipper covered in golden blood and all the forks gone from the silverware drawer
[1:47:36 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: yeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss
[1:49:33 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Dip is lying at the bottom of the stairs with his head at a weird angle and he looks up at Henry with his eyes somehow more catlike than usual and says, calmly, “Have you got any chocolate? I’m not done hurting yet.”
[1:49:49 AM] Seiya: oh.
[1:49:49 AM] Seiya: oh my god
[1:49:53 AM] Seiya: mary mah heart
[1:50:22 AM] Seiya: sometimes henry is like “omg bro it k stop hurting yourself”…and sometimes, esp if its just going to be the two of them home alone for awhile….
[1:50:26 AM] Seiya: he gets dipper that chocolate
[1:50:34 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: yeh
[1:50:53 AM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: because honestly he doesn’t really want to find out what happens if he doesn’t