People keep sending in fluffy headcanons about Dipper on dipnip, but cats can be cruel too! Like playing with their food. Summoners with bad intentions would find themselves hunted for entertainment, for him to see fear of death and hope of survival switch in their aura, again and again.. He kills them while being afraid though, because he prefers the taste

mc1303:

transcendence-au:

Mods S and Z will be in a corner making high pitched excited sounds

only a cuddly cat with fam and friends

everyone else gets bitey dipper kitty

I saw a post of stoned four-year-old Alcor and thought: oh gosh what if the cultists sent home him like that, in the gift shop area of the mystery shack, WHILE STAN WAS SHOWING TOURISTS AROUND!, And then suddenly another thought crosses my mind: stoned toddler Alcor chewing on a panicking tourist’s camera strap, other tourists taking pictures, Stan being cheap and telling the tourists they have to pay to keep the pictures they took of his stoned toddler demon nephew. (90$ per pic, he is a demon)

The money Stan accrues from that one day when Dipper is 17 is enough to help transition the Shack over to the Library.

Cuddle Time

storiewriterkalyn:

A/N: Being egged on by mods.

Ao3
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          As
with every time Alcor blipped into the material world, Bentley had to squash
down his urge to jump and find somewhere to hide. It had been months since
their unfortunate misunderstanding when they’d first met, and although he was
lacking in his ability to ‘human,’ so to speak, he hadn’t made any move to hurt
Bentley or his father.

           It
was just annoying when Alcor teleported into his room when he was asleep,
because he always, always woke up
when Alcor did this and no amount of ‘please I am a young teenager who needs
his sleep please let me sleep I want to be much taller than my father one day I
need the sleep’ would convince him to cease and desist with this particular
habit.

           “Alcor,
why,” he asked, tongue thick with
sleep. He turned his head to look at the clock on the wall and groaned, getting
ready to snap the lights on. “Alcor, it’s 6:50, why are you waking me up an
hour before I need to be oh my god what.

           Alcor
the Dreambender was floating over him, nose just inches from Bentley’s and
golden pupils engulfing almost the entire sclera. He stared at Bentley and didn’t
say a single word in the half second it took for Bentley to nope the hell out
of that situation.
           With a strangled yell, Bentley
kicked the sheets off and rolled off the bed before pushing himself under it,
taking solace in the fact that Alcor couldn’t float so close to him if the bed
was there. He stared up at the bottom of the bed, at the mattress frames, and
for the next few moments, it was quiet. Quiet enough that Bentley started to
think that he’d maybe just hallucinated the demon.

           And
then the bed went up.

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Dipper began to lick Henry’s face with a disturbingly forked tongue.

“HENRY! HENRY THAT MEANS HE THINKS YOU’RE A BABY KITTY AND HE NEEDS TO CLEAN YOU THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OH MY GOD.”

Henry wasn’t sure how to feel right now but cute wasn’t it. Also, Dipper’s spit made his skin go numb.

don’t look at me

so i discovered the Transcendence AU… and ivealreadyreadover100kwordsinfanfiction
it’sonlybeentwodays deargodwhy

help i’ve fallen and i cant get up