Okay, I’m writing this based on an ask, and Homestucks who like this AU, I warn you ahead of time to calm your shit

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“WHO SUMMONS THE GREAT ALCOR!”

The girl who summoned him grinned a creepy grin. Alcor was slightly unnerved, which didn’t happen often. Oh god. What ever this girl was going to ask for, it would probably be evil.

“What will it take to turn me into a dragon?”

Alcor’s jaw dropped.

“What?”

“I said-”

“I HEARD YOU!”

The girl looked impatient as Alcor composed himself.

“Look, kid, I can’t turn you into a dragon. You could not only burn down entire cities, but hunter societies would love to get their hands on a dragon. Anything else?”

The girl shrugged, thinking. Then she grinned again.

“Can you tell me what movie a certain friend of mine wants for his birthday?”

“That’s it?” Dipper asked, surprised.

“Do you want a deal or not?” she asked him. “In return, I’ll give you one of the dragon plushes I made and a packet of Skittles. Deal?”

She stuck her hand out, grinning the grin that was so creepy. This girl was strange.

He shook it and it was sealed with blue fire.

“What is your name?” he asked.

She went to get a plush from her bed, choosing a blue and yellow one.

“I was warned by one of my friends that names have power,” she said. “She is really into ghosts and demons, despite being so cheerful. So, call me Redglare.”

“Redglare?”

“Role-playing name,” she said to him.

Dipper shrugged and looked for the answer to her question.

“He wants the movie Legally Blond,” Dipper said to her.

“A good movie,” Redglare noted. “That’s a first. Anyway, you can go now Alcor.”

“Okay then,” Dipper said with a shrug, disappearing.

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Yes, that was Terezi, for all the Homestucks out there. Wanting to be a dragon is a thing she would ask for. Her friend she mentioned is quite obviously Karkat. They are both human in this. Later!