thereal13thfirewolf:

Imagine trans!dipper in the transcendence au
Trans kids summoning Dip in a last ditch effort to have the body they deserve
So they ask, absolutely terrified and Dipper is just like
“Done! It’s done! All I want is a quart of ice cream” because he knows what it’s like to not have your body match your gender

demon lawyers!

So in a world where demon summoning is a widespread and socially accepted phenomenon (the extent to which this is actually true in this AU seems to vary between stories but w/e) there would totally be professional demon lawyers. Not “demons who are lawyers” but “people who perform a lawyer-like function pertaining to demons”. They would study language and logic and demonology, and they would advise clients on how to word their deals to minimize the demon’s ability to screw them over. Maybe even negotiate directly with the demon on a client’s behalf, if the demon would accept that. Given the high stakes involved in bargaining with demons, this would probably be a lucrative (if dangerous) job.

Consider me on fire. I always like reading, and you never know, it could get me or mayordomogoliat thinking and sprout some new ideas.

uovoc:

Background: a ficlet response to the Great California Apocalypse post. When I wrote it I had a pretty vague (and misguided) idea of what Magiorbs were: something analogous to the latest microchip or Apple product. Then when I was done, I went back and read up on everything mayordomogliat had said about them and hoo boy, I was way off. So this isn’t AU-canon accurate, but it was hella fun.

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Unexpected Advice

faequeen40:

Arabok the Many Eyed was no fool.

Like any other demon he took territory and souls where he could find them, expanding his power one baby step at a time.

So when he heard of Cipher’s demise, he had no qualms about stepping up to plate in regards to Cipher’s very large and very vacant territory.

He had never liked that awful triangle anyway.

Arabok moved to the small town that lay at the heart of Cipher’s territory, ready to cause a little mayhem as a means of declaring this territory his own.

That is, until he spied the small solitary figure perched atop the tallest building, a demonic aura differentiating him from the cattle below.

With a nasty grin that was far more eye than tooth, Arabok descended.

It was not the first time he had annihilated another for a piece of territory and it certainly would not be the last.

He hadn’t gotten where he was today by not stepping on a few toes.

The eyes that pocked his skin searched the futures possible, seeing all that could ever be and relaying to him the most fortuitous route. It was a trick few could accomplish and he relished his advantage.

Confident in his victory, Arabok readied his claws to strike.

All was in his favor. The fledgling’s head would sail from his torso, golden blood staining the building forever. Arabok would emerge victorious from his easiest conquest ever.

His eyes saw all.

Then, with a single shift of the fledgling demon before him all the probabilities changed.

No longer was the outcome set in stone. Now all Arabok could see was a void darker than his own onyx skin, golden glowing lines crashing into him repeatedly. There was fire and blood.

There was death.

He froze, caught up in his vision, one by one his eyes burning out in their sockets as they followed the future of this child demon.

Attacking this demon, this Alcor, would only end in disaster and pain.

Arabok’s pain.

For the first time in his life, Arabok looked forward and felt fear.

Swiftly, he retracted himself and stared back at the wary demon, hundreds of eyes meeting a pair of black and gold orbs.

“Who are you?” The fledgling demanded tightly, the slight garble to his speech already foreshadowing the power he would grow into, the power Arabok had seen, “What do you want?”

Arabok stared down at the demon, looking past the vest and shorts to the darkness he could see beneath the skin. This child had killed Cipher and become so much more in return. Perhaps he would remember this kindness in years to come.

“Listen well, Little Star, and take my words to heart,” Arabok said cryptically, taking his only chance to revel in his fleeting time of superiority, “You are in possession of a large chunk of territory, particularly enormous for one so young. Even with your potential, others will seek to take it from you.”

“Is that what you’re here for?” The fledgling hissed, sharp teeth pulling into a grin far too wide for his face, “Arabok the Many Eyed?”

Suppressing a shudder, Arabok drew himself taller. “I am not so foolish. I merely came to warn you of events to come.”

Satisfied with his warning and eager to be away from the unnerving child demon, Arabok fled.

His sudden departure left Dipper blinking in his wake, vaguely confused and more than just a little bit anxious.

“I should probably let Mabel know about this.”

I was thinking about Toby and flaws you could either incorporate or extract from what’s been established about him, because perfect characters are boring. Don’t get me wrong, I adore the marshmallow but people are flawed, and the closer characters are to being real people the better.

Obviously there’s the martyr complex, the shyness, and the inability to stand up for himself, but those are flaws that really aren’t flaws at all, too easy and sympathetic. It’s like being Clumsy, an easy trait to make the character Not Perfect without risking anything. But I have another idea.

Self-Centeredness.

Not being vain or only considering his own emotions, something subtler than that. Toby is convinced that everything that happens around him has something to do with his actions. If people are mad around Toby, he did something wrong. If someone got hurt nearby, he didn’t do enough to help. Alcor must be mad at Toby because he did something wrong, even though they’d literally never interacted. I bet if Toby gets some more self confidence he’ll start thinking he’s responsible for people’s good moods to. “They’re happy! I did something right! I should do more of it!” kind of stuff. It’s simple, childlike, and ties in with Toby’s insanely stunted emotional growth from being abandoned all that time.

(btw God bless whatever caretaker got Toby so into being a good person, it lasting through years on the streets is amazing.)

Anyone who’s ever worked with this kind of kid knows that getting that idea out of their head is a Sisyphean task, because on some level it makes perfect sense. “My actions affect things around me, ergo everything I do is the cause of everything around me!” It’s an insidious little thing, but a juicy character flaw. If you assume everyone’s emotions around you have something to do WITH you, you get all kinds of wrong impressions and possibly involved in matters that have nothing to do with you at all.

(And Toby being self-centered is a neat little mutation of Bill’s certainty that he was the only one who mattered, for bonus.) 

Guys. Chain messages in TAU.

uovoc:

transcendence-au:

F̸̘̭ͦO̵͎ͮRͯ̔͛W̟̣̃̃̒͘A̜̬ͤ̇R̞̦̪̺̩̱ͪ̀̅̈́̎̐̄D͂̏̊ͦ̌̑̈ ̘̯̬̼͑͝T̪̻̼͕ͧ͒͋̀Ō̓̑ͫ̆҉
̘̼͐̓̏ͩ̈́T͞W̡͎͉ͧ̽̄̐͒̃̉E̡͇̮̝̬̱ͨ̏N̻̼̰͍̞͈͟T̲̀͌̎̽͛͗Y̻̞̞͛̊͑̑͊̄̑
͗́̇͆̇̏͏̠̞͎͓̤̭͈P̲̘̑̾E̯͋̑ͦ̋̇O̢ͮPͪͬ̓̓҉͓̜̭̩L͙̩͕͇̖̮͎ͦ̾̍ͧ̚Ḙ́̃͒̀ͮ͊ͪ
̹ͭ̎ͦͬ̊̉Oͨ̀Ṛ̶̗͇̯̘̗̍̀̇͒̋̉ ͙̄̂ͪ̚B̵̰̼̀ͫ͂̄̒̀E̩̪͍̘
̷͚D̙̜͚̲̞͍̬̉̎͂ͬ͋̚E̗̳͛̄ͪ͘ͅV̷͔̠̹̠͊̓ͨ͋̃Oͧ̍ͯ̍U̧͓̠̙̣͛R̥͜E̦̤̯͔͇̐ͥ̾ͧͮD̉̔͒ͦ͌͘
̯̹͚̲͙̟̜͆̔͆͝B̢̲̯̣̬͒ͥ̄ͩ̓͊̃Y͇̭͉ ̙̪̳̬̳̗̑̂T͚͕̖͔̫̯̝͂́ͯ̏̿̊͟H̬̳̱̠͗ͧ͜Ĕ̢̺̣̜̥̞̦̟̊
̵̙̯͖͍̺͚ͩ̾ͫ͗͐̍P̙͎ͩI̖̅̐͒͋̈́ͭ̏T̑̋ͭ͏̜̺

HACKER MAGIC. YES. 

Chain messages with the actual spell embedded in their code so that if you don’t forward it to twenty people within the next hour, you really will be devoured by the pit.

Viruses that don’t have any effect on your computer but cause all the doors in your house to vanish.

Illicit recursion algorithms passed around by struggling grad students that create controlled time loops. Students who implement it incorrectly are never seen again.