Or, more mayordomogoliat and Mod S yelling at each over on Skype…well, 99% mayordomogoliat here!

One potential future in the au after the cut!

[2/8/2015 9:27:52 AM] Mayordomogoliat: A R!Gideon takes it
too far with the hero complex and possessiveness with R!Mabel,  and just snaps. This may or may not trigger
the whole “Take over the World” incarnation of R!Mabel with a more
villainous tone. And Gideon trying to fix it with the typical “You’re
Better than this” speech. R!Mabel responds “Oh shut up!”
Baseball Bat to the face R!G: “This isn’t you.” R!M: “It is, and
by god it feels good to finally be. Me.”

[2/8/2015 9:28:25 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “And doesn’t
that just terrify you.”

[2/8/2015 9:57:27 AM] Seiya: Oooooooo

[2/8/2015 9:57:44 AM] Seiya: R!mabel completely fed up with
r!gideons shit yesssss

[2/8/2015 10:27:25 AM] Mayordomogoliat: And take over the
world

[2/8/2015 10:27:42 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Nice Job breaking
Mabel, Gideon

[2/8/2015 10:28:37 AM] Mayordomogoliat: You just gave the
one human with access to a Demon all the reasons to lose any inhibitions

[2/8/2015 10:33:32 AM] Seiya: Oh my goooosssh

[2/8/2015 10:33:43 AM] Seiya: Esp since dipper can’t deny
mabel anything

[2/8/2015 10:34:07 AM] Seiya: Also it’s prolly been a few
hundred years and dipdop isn’t exactly as sane as he used to be

[2/8/2015 10:36:52 AM] Mayordomogoliat: be ironic if the
Pines family has to stop her/him/they

[2/8/2015 10:41:49
AM] Mayordomogoliat: And Alcor is so damn conflicted

[2/8/2015 10:42:22 AM] Mayordomogoliat: On the one hand,
Blood relations, on the other, Mabel

[2/8/2015 10:44:07 AM] Seiya: I can see r!mabel coming back
to her senses

[2/8/2015 10:44:16 AM] Seiya: But not before some explosions

[2/8/2015 10:44:21 AM] Seiya: Because explosions

[2/8/2015 10:45:56
AM] Mayordomogoliat: Still took over a large portion of a continent before
regaining her senses

[2/8/2015 10:46:13 AM] Mayordomogoliat: And probably had
Gideon killed

[2/8/2015 10:46:15 AM] Mayordomogoliat: …

[2/8/2015 10:46:18 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Viciously

[2/8/2015 10:46:25 AM] Mayordomogoliat: By Gnomes

[2/8/2015 10:46:57 AM] Seiya: Oh honey

[2/8/2015 10:47:02 AM] Seiya: Gnomes were just the start

[2/8/2015 10:47:11 AM] Seiya: Even dipper was like
“whoa there”

[2/8/2015 10:48:08 AM] Mayordomogoliat: When your demon
brother is going “Whoa there” You may just be enjoying the
Schadenfreude a tad much

[2/8/2015 10:49:04 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Also would Mabel go
with typical overt Overlordy tactics of Minions?

[2/8/2015 10:49:19 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Or be more Discrete

[2/8/2015 10:49:41 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Cause I’m guessing
Mabel started something a la Scorpio from the Simpsons

[2/8/2015 10:50:19 AM] Seiya: I think a mix of both

[2/8/2015 10:50:33 AM] Seiya: Because she still is mabel and
loves a bit of theater

[2/8/2015 10:50:38 AM] Seiya: But she’s not stupid either

[2/8/2015 10:50:49 AM] Mayordomogoliat: That’s true

[2/8/2015 10:51:23 AM] Mayordomogoliat: R!Mabel:
“Welcome to AlCorp: I am your President and Fearless leader”

[2/8/2015 10:53:02 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Employee:“Well
our end objective is rather weird, but the benefits are amazing”

[2/8/2015 10:54:47 AM] Seiya: Oh my lord yes

[2/8/2015 10:54:52 AM] Seiya: Mabel is still mabel

[2/8/2015 10:54:58 AM] Seiya: And gives sweet bennies

[2/8/2015 10:55:04 AM] Seiya: Also excellent work uniforms

[2/8/2015 10:55:09 AM] Seiya: Your choice of five!

[2/8/2015 10:55:28 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “How about the
rumours that she’s dealing with demons.”

[2/8/2015 10:55:39 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “LOOK THERE’S A
CHOCO FOUNTAIN”

[2/8/2015 10:56:17 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “But…
demons?”

[2/8/2015 10:56:37 AM] Seiya: SLIDES INSTEAD OF STAIRS

[2/8/2015 10:56:41 AM] Mayordomogoliat: World Domination is
a rather bizarre business isn’t it

[2/8/2015 10:57:45
AM] Mayordomogoliat: Mabel addresses the UN: “Good Morning
Everybody…” -big smiles- “So today I’ll be asking for the complete
surrender of the following countries to my command. Thank you”

[2/8/2015 10:57:58 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “Also here have
some complimentary Sweaters”

[2/8/2015 10:59:09
AM] Mayordomogoliat: Sweaters of “We Surrendered to ALCorp and we got
these awesome sweaters”

[2/8/2015 11:00:40
AM] Seiya: Covered in sparkles and sequins

[2/8/2015 11:01:07 AM] Mayordomogoliat: You’ve ever seen a
cultural victory in the Civilization Series?

[2/8/2015 11:02:22 AM] Seiya: No but I have a feeling of
where you are going with this lol

[2/8/2015 11:03:27 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Sure the first few
times she conquers an area it’s mostly by Military and Economic Might

[2/8/2015 11:03:55 AM] Mayordomogoliat: And no supernatural
things “No Dipper, we’re doing this with no shortcuts.”

[2/8/2015 11:04:41 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “Hello, dear
citizens of the Newly formed Corporate Federation of Alcorp”

[2/8/2015 11:05:12 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “I am Mabel,
your new Leader and President of ALCorp”

[2/8/2015 11:05:51 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “I’ve seen a
lot of issues in your past institution relating to various rights.”

[2/8/2015 11:07:06 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “Mainly the
whole Supernatural Subservience Act and several Employee-Corporate acts.”

[2/8/2015 11:07:18 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “I’ll be
updating you soon on the changes

[2/8/2015 11:07:21 AM] Mayordomogoliat: "Also

[2/8/2015 11:07:29 AM] Mayordomogoliat: "Everyone will
get some new Uniforms

[2/8/2015 11:08:24 AM] Mayordomogoliat: "And Everyone
is invited to a Welcome to Alcorp party!”

[2/8/2015 11:09:01 AM] Seiya: Oh no adorable and menacing at
the same time!

[2/8/2015 11:09:18 AM] Mayordomogoliat: It probably confuses
everyone

[2/8/2015 11:09:33 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “What’s your
opinion on the Leader of Alcorp”

[2/8/2015 11:09:52 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “I’m not sure,
she’s so nice and friendly and she remembered me and my kid’s names”

[2/8/2015 11:10:23 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “She remembered
that my kid was in third grade”

[2/8/2015 11:10:50 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “Well she does
have those scary moments, with personal addresses”

[2/8/2015 11:13:35 AM] Mayordomogoliat: The life level does
increase after she’s done with the restructuring

[2/8/2015 11:14:30 AM] Mayordomogoliat: And probably with
minor level Cleansing of the ruling class

[2/8/2015 11:15:52 AM] Seiya:

[2/8/2015 11:18:14 AM] Mayordomogoliat: What

[2/8/2015 11:18:17 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Good is not nice

[2/8/2015 11:18:25 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Okay

[2/8/2015 11:18:28 AM] Mayordomogoliat: more like

[2/8/2015 11:18:31 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Nice is not Good

[2/8/2015 11:20:34 AM] Seiya: Totes mcgoats

[2/8/2015 11:23:53 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Also remember
Hollows

[2/8/2015 11:24:12 AM] Mayordomogoliat: They’d be the
perfect counter to anyone using any supernatural creatures against Mabel

[2/8/2015 11:25:20 AM] Seiya: Omgggg

[2/8/2015 11:26:51 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Just Hollow Corps

[2/8/2015 11:27:20 AM] Mayordomogoliat: The group is brought
in whenever the supernatural causes problems

[2/8/2015 11:27:40 AM] Mayordomogoliat: It makes Dipper
uncomfortable on many levels

[2/8/2015 11:28:23 AM] Seiya: R!mabel having to pap dipper’s
head

[2/8/2015 11:29:36 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “There there,
Dip, we’re just gonna use them to squash this governments use of otherworldly
summonings and mages.”

[2/8/2015 11:30:14 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Maybe dip suspects
that Mabel might have a plan against him

[2/8/2015 11:31:51 AM] Seiya: OH NOOOOOO

[2/8/2015 11:32:26 AM] Seiya: R!mabel figuring that out
(since dipper is still both really bad at spitting it out and bad at hiding his
feelings)

[2/8/2015 11:32:38 AM] Seiya: And reassuring him that she
would never do that to him

[2/8/2015 11:32:56 AM] Seiya: Jus lil sister/overlord things

[2/8/2015 11:33:18 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “See it’s in
this list, it’s a bad tactical move.”

[2/8/2015 11:33:31 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Actual overlord list

[2/8/2015 11:35:46 AM] Mayordomogoliat: You know this would
be especially possible if the whole Apocalypse level disasters being more
common

[2/8/2015 11:36:16 AM] Mayordomogoliat: All it takes is
R!Mabel being in a sufficiently intact area

[2/8/2015 11:36:18 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Snapping

[2/8/2015 11:36:24 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Taking over the area

[2/8/2015 11:36:35 AM] Mayordomogoliat: And then rinse and
repeat and annexing more areas

[2/8/2015 11:36:56 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Becoming an
Autocratic Nation in a couple years

[2/8/2015 11:38:19 AM] Mayordomogoliat: And the surviving
nations from before Apocalypose

[2/9/2015 5:19:19 PM]
Mayordomogoliat: I’m trying to figure out what exactly could bring about a
break of the Megalomaniac kind in mabel

[2/9/2015 5:20:02 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Also I figured out
that the thing would happen during a period of time were a semi-civilization
destroying Catastrophe happens

[2/9/2015 5:20:08 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Ever seen Jericho

[2/9/2015 5:20:24 PM] Mayordomogoliat: where most of the
infrastructure and Central Government is destroyed

[2/9/2015 5:20:26 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Something like it

[2/9/2015 5:20:42 PM]
Mayordomogoliat: Leaves certain areas largely intact but

[2/9/2015 5:21:02 PM] Mayordomogoliat: With the possibility
of loss of communication between settlements and lack of long range
communications

[2/9/2015 5:21:10 PM] Mayordomogoliat: As far as I have is
Magical Storms

[2/9/2015 5:21:32 PM] Mayordomogoliat: With the added
dangers of mutated creatures found within

[2/9/2015 5:22:05 PM] Mayordomogoliat: and perhaps large
groups of people generate enough Magical Influence to keep them at bay

[2/9/2015 5:22:24 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And thus people can
only move in groups or must stay stationary near buildings and places

[2/9/2015 5:22:50 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And maybe some learn
and adapt to the new Wasteland of Storms

[2/9/2015 5:22:57 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Which is littered
with bizarre things

[2/9/2015 5:23:00 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Anomalies

[2/9/2015 5:23:04 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Broken Earth

[2/9/2015 5:23:08 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Creatures

[2/9/2015 5:23:28 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Along with more human
made disasters in the wake of the death of their caretakers

[2/9/2015 5:23:56 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Problems with
contaminated water

[2/9/2015 5:24:25 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Remnants of
Governments being rather inffective in their desperate struggles

[2/9/2015 5:24:42 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Early days being just
Anarchy and Chaos as society just commits suicide

[2/9/2015 5:25:22 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And cities are left
trapped in by the raging storms around them

[2/9/2015 5:25:37 PM] Mayordomogoliat: and the constant
siege of monsters and other dangers

[2/9/2015 5:25:59 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And actual working
non-corruptive magic becomes a rarity

[2/9/2015 5:26:13 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Hence uncorrupted
artifacts become much more valuable

[2/9/2015 5:26:57 PM] Mayordomogoliat: As the Curse Of
Storms seems to cause insanity and makes Magic dangerous and Unstable

[2/9/2015 5:27:30 PM] Mayordomogoliat: maybe some
dark/purplish/blue crystal with crackling lightning indicates corruption

[2/9/2015 5:31:51 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Curse of Storms Magic
is the more available magic and highly powerful (offensively) but it comes at
greater price

[2/9/2015 5:33:00 PM] Mayordomogoliat: A Skyscraper infected
with the Curse has crystals growing all over it, feeding on the leftover magic
from when humans used it and it had some sort of background power.

[2/9/2015 5:33:17 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Genus Loci are
especially vulnerable

[2/9/2015 5:33:27 PM] Mayordomogoliat: as it eats away at
what is basically their soul

[2/9/2015 5:33:34 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And begins to corrupt
the rest

[2/9/2015 5:34:45 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Even demons and other
creatures that weren’t traditionally affected by the Physical plane can get
affected and start to appear less and less

[2/9/2015 5:35:37 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Maybe Dippers whole
being able to resonate with a specific magical frequency which gets him around
the Anti-Magic Fields makes him immune to the storm

[2/9/2015 5:35:52 PM] Mayordomogoliat: since it recognizes
him as another part of itself

[2/9/2015 5:36:15 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And maybe that’s what
he gives to Mabel, to give her the added edge she needs

[2/9/2015 5:36:26 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Anti-Curse Crystals

[2/9/2015 5:36:33 PM] Mayordomogoliat: the Dream Shards from
the singularity

[2/9/2015 5:36:48 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Which he can make
vibrate to a counter frequency

[2/9/2015 5:37:13 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Maybe comes in
laser/liquid form

[2/9/2015 5:38:20 PM] Mayordomogoliat: But he actually needs
a physical connection to the current plane

[2/9/2015 5:39:19 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Hence Mabel builds
foci of power for him to channel the Dream Shards

[2/9/2015 5:40:35 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Still can’t get a
definite thing that could cause the break

[2/9/2015 5:40:48 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Probably happened
during the Anarchy and Chaos part

[2/9/2015 5:41:26 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And then further
along Mabel maybe formed her own Tribe of Wastelanders who found some ruined
town or city to set up in

[2/9/2015 5:41:41 PM] Mayordomogoliat: ANd won it back from
the Curse of Storms via the Dream Shards

[2/9/2015 5:41:52 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And later on kept
going to surrounding areas

[2/9/2015 5:41:59 PM] Mayordomogoliat: picking up and
rebuilding

[2/9/2015 5:42:28 PM] Mayordomogoliat: and maybe annexing
one of the few Industrial Centres still left intact

[2/9/2015 5:43:24 PM] Mayordomogoliat: (from that point on
the progression follows some sort of combination of diplomacy, military and
reclaiming efforts into areas which others have abandoned

[2/9/2015 5:43:46 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Along with encounters
with both Government Remnants

[2/9/2015 5:43:53 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Other Wastelander
groups

[2/9/2015 5:44:10 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Smarter Cursed
Creatures

[2/9/2015 5:44:23 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And other independent
groups

[2/9/2015 5:44:28 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Such as mercenaries

[2/9/2015 5:44:32 PM] Mayordomogoliat: City States

[2/9/2015 5:44:44 PM] Mayordomogoliat:
Pirates/Raiders/Slavers

[2/9/2015 5:45:09 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Enclaves of Knowledge

[2/9/2015 5:46:46 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Some form of mage
alliance groups

[2/9/2015 5:49:30 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Also these really sad
semi-fossilized Wastelanders who look at the ruins of Civilization in despair

[2/9/2015 5:50:55 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Similar to how some
old dark age writers were very melancholic on how sad the ruins of the Fallen
Roman Empire were

[2/9/2015 5:53:47 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Anyway

[2/9/2015 5:53:57 PM] Mayordomogoliat: I’m mostly building a
post apocalypse

[2/9/2015 5:54:10 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Still need protag

[2/9/2015 6:02:01 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Also I find it funny
having Mabel go from refugee, to madmax tribal, to leader of her own local
group, to business woman

[2/9/2015 6:02:13 PM] Mayordomogoliat: It’s an interesting
development path

[2/9/2015 6:02:46 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Maybe some
pseudo-religious stuff in between for those times that it’s needed

[2/9/2015 6:02:59 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Typical
High-priestess shenanigans

[2/9/2015 6:04:47 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And the very brutal
moments where she’s just smiling and then just basically shived someone with a
knife the length of her forearm the next moment

[2/9/2015 6:05:38 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Where was she
even hiding that?”

[2/9/2015 6:06:08 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Mabel was wearing the
very revealing High priestess regalia

[2/9/2015 6:06:58 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And is now cleaning
off the blood, “God it takes so long to get the blood out of silk.”

[2/9/2015 6:07:48 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “DIPPER; NEED
SOME HELP HERE”

[2/9/2015 6:08:00 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Dipper appears in his
semi-demon form

[2/9/2015 6:08:36 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Locals conclude that
it’s wiser to bow down to their new overlord

[2/9/2015 6:09:07 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Oh stand up you
silly people, and somebody get some water before the blood dries.”

[2/9/2015 6:10:10 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Locals are confused,
this high priestess just gutted their previous overlord

[2/9/2015 6:19:09 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And is more concerned
over her clothes

[2/10/2015 11:55:50 AM] Seiya: Holy lord almighty

[2/10/2015 11:55:52 AM] Seiya: This is amazing

[2/10/2015 11:55:55 AM] Seiya: You are amazing

[4:02:45 AM] Mayordomogoliat:
Henry’s Soul has an advantage within the Storms

[4:03:34 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Since that soul evolved to
passively always absorb magic that means he creates a natural eye of calm
around himself

[4:04:55 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Although that also means that
the Horns that now grow are made of the Same crystals that bring about the
storms

[4:05:03 AM] Mayordomogoliat: and they appear in the
physical world

[4:05:39 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Also the Stormwalkers

[4:06:02 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Wastelanders who have learnt
how to traverse the Storms and survive in the wasteland

[4:06:12 AM] Mayordomogoliat: generally they’re lone agents

[4:06:38 AM] Mayordomogoliat: And considered dangerous and
unpredictable

[4:07:31 AM] Mayordomogoliat: ‘cause whose gonna mess with
the guys who can survive a storm that rips people apart and changes the
landscape without impunity

[4:08:00 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Mostly recognizable cause they
just walk out of the storm like nobody’s business

[4:08:25 AM] Mayordomogoliat: “Guyyysss, we got a
Stormwalker”

[4:09:26 AM] Mayordomogoliat: People who travel in the
wasteland or in the Stormcountry generally wait till the Storm starts to wane
down, or do so in groups

[4:10:50 AM] Mayordomogoliat: Or use some of the few natural
formations that can survive in the storms as sheltered pathways

[4:11:06 AM] Mayordomogoliat: such as canyons, chasms,
mountains and other things

[4:48:45 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Hallo?

[4:50:50 PM] Seiya:
Poor r!henry walking around with crystal horns

[4:50:52 PM] Seiya: Love it

[4:51:34 PM] Mayordomogoliat: R!Henry is not just any
StormWalker

[4:51:36 PM] Mayordomogoliat: he is

[4:51:39 PM | Edited 4:51:43 PM] Mayordomogoliat: THE
STORMWALKER

[4:52:10 PM] Mayordomogoliat: He who can walk anywhere with
impunity

[4:52:37 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Whose shadow terrifies the
monsters of the Storm

[4:52:49 PM] Mayordomogoliat: (Cause the Woodsman is his
shadow basically)

[4:53:22 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Messiah of the StormWalkers

[4:53:27 PM] Seiya: Holy fuck

[4:53:33 PM] Seiya: I am both so down with this

[4:53:47 PM] Seiya: And also am seeing r!henry being very
confused by all this attention

[4:53:51 PM] Seiya: Blessums

[4:53:59 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Well he probably is

[4:54:16 PM] Mayordomogoliat: StormWalkers are
individualists who acknowledge each other

[4:54:30 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Like hypersurvivalists

[4:54:37 PM] Mayordomogoliat: They share stories

[4:54:54 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And reputation spreads of a
StormWalker who walks where none can

[4:55:19 PM] Mayordomogoliat: it gets some interest around
the fire and the camp

[4:56:05 PM] Mayordomogoliat: StormWalkers basically just
people who just know how to survive, they’re not really organized just have
this basic non-verbal agreement and way of acting

[4:56:19 PM] Mayordomogoliat: In fact they didn’t come up
with the name

[4:56:28 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Settlers and refugees did

[4:56:40 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Since they’re probably
contracted as scouts

[4:57:49 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Imagine, you’re having a hard
time finding shelter, there’s Stormcreatures right outside your line of sight
ready to pounce

[4:58:00 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And a change in the wind is
coming

[4:58:14 PM] Mayordomogoliat: (which basically means some
nasty stuff

[4:58:49 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Suddenly as the creatures are
about to attack they run away yelping

[4:59:37 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And you turn and see this
Hooded and Bandaged up wastelander with big crystal horns, and the storm isn’t
as strong around him

[5:00:09 PM] Mayordomogoliat: R!Henry has suddenly become
Will Smith from “I am Legend”

[5:00:20 PM] Mayordomogoliat: He scares Stormcreatures

[5:00:38 PM] Seiya: He is still a dork tho

[5:00:42 PM] Seiya: But OMG YES

[5:00:52 PM] Seiya: think he’d run into r!mabel eventually?

[5:00:56 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Yes

[5:01:24 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Probably cause she has to move
her people around towards a permanent home or during early days of expansion
when they’re still just a tribe

[5:01:51 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Probably hear a whole bunch or
rumours first

[5:02:00 PM] Mayordomogoliat: The Horned Messiah of the
Stormwalkers

[5:02:11 PM] Mayordomogoliat: The Calmer of Storms

[5:02:16 PM] Mayordomogoliat: other fancy names

[5:02:29 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Aka. the only guy who knows
how to get across the mountains

[5:02:40 PM] Seiya: Aka Fred

[5:03:34 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Fred?” “Yes,
that’s my name, is there a problem with that?” “It’s just….
underwhelming, the way the other guys were talking about you…”

[5:03:59 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “The Horned Messiah, the
calmer of storms… none, of this ringing a bell?”

[5:04:09 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “So… that’s what that
was about.”

[5:04:18 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “That explains so damn
much”

[5:04:30 PM] Mayordomogoliat: HE NEVER EVEN F*CKING KNEW

[5:04:36 PM] Seiya: YES CLUELESS R!HENRY 3k15

[5:05:07 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Wonder how Dipper is reacting

[5:05:22 PM] Seiya: Prolly trying not to laugh at this oblivious
dork

[5:05:27 PM] Mayordomogoliat: since by this time he’s
probably doing the whole Tribal Spirit bizz

[5:06:26 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Sheep Demon: “So explain
again why you’re moonlighting as a tribal Spirit?”

[5:06:53 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Cause that’s what’s
gonna get these people moving and following Mabel

[5:07:23 PM] Mayordomogoliat: "Also it sounds better
than ‘Yes, let’s follow the guidance of my brother the demon’”

[5:07:50 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “This way Mabel get’s the
credibility of Shaman, priestess or whatever”

[5:07:57 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “And I get some
worship”

[5:10:20 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And yes he would be laughing

[5:10:34 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And also happy about this

[5:10:53 PM] Mayordomogoliat: and probably trying something
along the lines of

[5:11:09 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “So… that Fred guy, he
looks… cute.”

[5:11:20 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Dipper what are you
implying?”

[5:11:32 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Me, I’m not implying
nothing.”

[5:11:45 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Only that he looks …
nice.”

[5:11:58 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “… Oh no, we are not
going there mister.”

[5:12:49 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Dipper trying to play
matchmaker: “Mizar as your tribal spiritual guide, I am telling you to
bone the guy”

[5:12:54 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “DIPPER SHUT UP”

[5:13:00 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Under her breath

[5:13:07 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Cause nobody can see or hear
him

[5:13:23 PM] Seiya: LOLOLOL

[5:13:36 PM] Seiya: I can see them either getting together
or being just friends

[5:13:40 PM] Seiya: 50/50

[5:14:47 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And if they actually did the
do, Dipper is there next morning, looking all smug. “Shut it, you.”

[5:16:01 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Oh don’t mind me,
although… you two are loud.”

[5:16:07 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Loud.”

[5:16:28 PM | Edited 5:17:24 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Yes,
I think the next tribe over, heard you two.”

[5:16:56 PM | Edited 5:17:05 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Oh
MY God!” “You’re the talk of the town, so to speak, since we’re
nomadic at best.”

[5:17:52 PM] Seiya: R!henry is ready to die

[5:18:10 PM] Mayordomogoliat: This probably only added to
his legend though

[5:18:31 PM] Seiya: HEHEHE

[5:18:39 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And gave R!Mabel more
reputation due to bagging the legendary Stormwalker

[5:19:39 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Anyway, apart from
Stormcreatures, what other antagonists or enemies could there be?

[5:19:49 PM] Mayordomogoliat: I’ve talked about remnant
government forces

[5:20:04 PM] Mayordomogoliat: But they’d probably get mostly
torn apart

[5:20:38 PM] Seiya: Oh goodness would people try and fight
over henry once he joins Mabel’s camp so to speak?

[5:20:59 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Hmmm

[5:21:15 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Tribal society, which is
slightly more council oriented

[5:21:27 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Fight over Henry?

[5:21:34 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Let’s see

[5:22:37 PM] Mayordomogoliat: The girl who shanked a tribal
overlord while wearing a very revealing outfit made of silk… would YOU fight
her for whoever she fancies?

[5:22:58 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Then again

[5:23:06 PM] Mayordomogoliat: depends if she finds it funny

[5:23:57 PM] Mayordomogoliat: ESPECIALLY IF SHE FINDS IT
FUNNY

[5:24:28 PM] Seiya: Also people are dumb

[5:24:40 PM] Seiya:
Srsly that is one thing history teaches us

[5:24:45 PM] Seiya: People are kind of stupid

[5:25:02 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “oooh, look the twins are
fighting over you again.” Two girls fighting with machete and handmade axe

[5:25:10 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Shouldn’t you stop
them?”

[5:25:35 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Nah, let them go at it
for a while, HEY KENNY, 20 on Britney!”

[5:26:23 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Good for letting out the
pent up aggression”

[5:26:36 PM] Seiya: Hehehehe

[5:26:47 PM] Seiya: Henry gently but firmly breaking those
fights up

[5:26:53 PM] Seiya: And pointing out he is with mabel

[5:27:14 PM] Seiya: Also forgetting that there maybe
strategic reasons why people would want the Horned Messiah?

[5:27:21 PM] Seiya: Oblivious babbu 3K15

[5:27:31 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Sweet lil’Horned Messiah

[5:27:58 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Dipper is probably more
confused how the Woodsman has evolved in a world racked with storms

[5:28:48 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And why is it so terrifying to
StormCreatures, creatures which are for the most part mindless, and don’t even
run away from demons

[5:29:27 PM] Mayordomogoliat: (Mostly cause high power
demons are largely not that active now, they’re waiting till the world
restabilizes and cause the Storm saps magic and energy

[5:30:17 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Probably due to a combination
of being a Supernatural Creature with Facets of Both Nature and Vengeance

[5:30:38 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Nature is terrifying yes, but
it never really seeks retribution

[5:30:51 PM] Mayordomogoliat: well, not until the Woodsman

[5:31:31 PM] Mayordomogoliat: it’s like having a
non-pacifist Hippie combined with a Executioner

[5:31:41 PM] Mayordomogoliat: It’s unnerving

[5:33:50 PM] Seiya: R!henry pulling a carrot and playing
that shit up

[5:34:12 PM] Mayordomogoliat: “Dude, where’d he even get
a Carrot?”

[5:34:36 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Stormcreatures be confused,
brah

[5:36:31 PM] Mayordomogoliat: OOOOH I JUST HAD THIS
WONDERFUL THOUGH

[5:36:35 PM] Mayordomogoliat: MACHINES

[5:36:44 PM] Mayordomogoliat: MAGITECH MACHINES

[5:36:48 PM] Seiya: Lol I meant carrot from discworld also
YES

[5:37:27 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Magitech machines coming from
sort of weapons development plant or base

[5:37:54 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Who were never given a
particular mission or directive

[5:38:19 PM] Mayordomogoliat: So they default to defensive
mode

[5:38:35 PM] Mayordomogoliat: And since the crystals and the
storms sap energy

[5:38:40 PM] Mayordomogoliat: they consider them a threat

[5:38:57 PM] Seiya: OO

[5:39:00 PM] Mayordomogoliat: So Machines figure

[5:39:21 PM] Mayordomogoliat: EVERYTHING IS DESTROYING
US==> MUST DESTROY EVERYTHING

[5:39:32 PM] Mayordomogoliat: which translates to turning it
into little bits

[5:40:02 PM] Mayordomogoliat: FLAWLESS LOGIC

[5:40:27 PM] Seiya: Seems legit

[5:40:35 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Omnicidal Magitech Machines

[5:41:03 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Hide yo wife, hide yo kids,
cause they disentigrating everyone out there

[5:42:00 PM] Seiya: Pffft

[5:42:24 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Although then I have to figure
out if they’re Hivemind machines, collective consciousness, or distributive
personalities

[5:42:44 PM] Seiya: …..a bit of all three depending on
maker?

[5:43:11 PM] Mayordomogoliat: More than one type of
Omnicidal Magitech Machines… I LIKE IT

[5:43:25 PM] Seiya: Well the world has kind of gone to poop
at this time

[5:43:35 PM] Seiya: May as well have more poop shoveled on.
Top lol

[5:43:44 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Different bases, different
developers, different approaches

[5:43:59 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Thus different machines which
approach the problems differently

[5:44:06 PM] Mayordomogoliat: We could have everything

[5:44:50 PM] Mayordomogoliat: from typical Grey Goo
behaviour (CONSUME ALL) to Human sized mechs, to vehicle ai, to lego type
replicators

[5:45:02 PM] Mayordomogoliat: TO MOTHAF*CKIN TITANS

[5:45:42 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Althought he last ones are
probably fairly rare and hard to power

[5:45:59 PM] Mayordomogoliat: Probably downgrade them to
relic to be activated in time of need