Ian, Mira, I sometimes forget how to sleep (and that sleep is necessary.) What should I do?

tau-cast:

Okay, well, first what you need to do is invest in a whole pallet of those 72-hour energy drinks, you know the ones, you can only get them at those little mom-and-pop gas stations and pharmacies, they come in a bottle about an inch high with a

tacky holographic silver label and they taste like you’re licking the abstract concept of eternity? Then you’ll need about twelve ounces of fine-ground coffee, a home distillery or a good chemistry set with a Bunsen burner, and a pack of pixie stix. Not the new fake ones, the ones they made illegal after they found out what prolonged pixie dust exposure does to kids. Then you’re going to want to –

I mean, you’re going to want to not share your girlfriend’s secret recipes on the internet. You are definitely not going to want to do that holy shit I have made a terrible mistake

m: Yes. Yes you have. 

Anyway! When I look up and the clock is blinking a number in the single digits and I’m pretty sure the last time I looked up it was light out, I turn everything off. Right away. Before I can think ‘wow it’s kind of late, where did the time go?’ I shut the tablet down and plug in my phone. On the other side of the room. If I don’t do this, I’ll still be awake refreshing the same two websites when the sun comes up.

Usually powering everything down makes me realise how tired I am, and it’s easy to get to sleep. But if I can’t for some reason, or if I wake up after a nightmare, I usually go to warm milk with lavender! Hot cocoa’s also good with lavender. I’ve heard warm baths are also great for putting people to sleep – just don’t fall asleep while you’re still in the bath.

And if all else absolutely fails, you can always distract yourself until it’s time to wake up by singing that song your boyfriend hates! Over and over and over again. That’s what he gets for telling everybody and their cat how to make Mira Fuel.

Woodsman thoughts

Is it just me, or does the story of the Woodsman sound like the setup/twist to a really good or really, really bad thriller? 

Seriously, imagine: two kids, lost in the woods, being stalked by a tall monster with severed limbs dangling from antlers of wood and bone (and an axe), that they heard haunts the woods and was supposedly imbued with demonic energy… and it turns out to be Henry looking out for lost kids, and the demon is his brother-in-law.

Seriously, someone make this, I would pay to see it.

Someone trying to offer sacrifices to Dipper and being genuinely thrown off when he shows up and he’s NOT the guy that played Alcor in the Twin Souls movie.

It’s not a bad summons; the candles are scentless, the sacrifice is still-bloody pork artfully arrayed in a wide, low-rimmed bowl (the heart is in the middle, and Dipper has to give kudos for design), the summoner didn’t botch the Latin incantation…

But now they keep staring at him, frowning in the pauses between their carefully constructed sentences. Dipper gets tired of it real fast.

“Okay,” he says, slicing one hand through the air and just barely managing to keep his claws from catching in the immaterial fabric of the world. “Look. This is a nice set up you’ve got here, but seriously. What the hell is up.”

“What do you mean?” They push up their glasses and the frown melts off their face like the candlewax just under a flame.

Dipper floats around so that his head isn’t quite as 180 as it was before. They shudder a bit. “You’ve repeated that last line about three times, and restarted the one before it twice before getting it right. I would expect better, this is just pathetic right now, and I’d rather have one good summons today. What the hell is up.”

They gulp and their hands twitch. “Um,” they say. 

Dipper’s only solace is that he’s recently figured out how to tap his foot mid-air.

“Uh. It’s just.”

“It’s just what?”

The summoner sighs, then glances up at Dipper and then away. “You don’t…you don’t look like I was expecting you to.”

“Really,” Dipper drawls, reclining backwards and crossing his arms. “That so. What were you expecting me to look like? 1001 eyeballs sitting in a cloud of miasma? I can do that.”

“No,” they say, and then shut their mouth. They look at the bowl of fresh meat, shift their feet where they’re standing at the edge of the circle. Dipper eyes how their toes remain at least an inch from the edge with both disappointment and approval. 

“Then what?”

It’s only thanks to Dipper’s inhuman hearing that he catches the next part. “You aren’t like Myles Klingenhoffer.”

Dipper stills. He shifts so that he’s leaning forward. “What.”

They’re blushing. They look up at him, then away at the meat again. “You know. The actor.”

“The actor.” Dipper does not want to know what roles this actor has played. He already knows, but he does not want to know. “Of course. Yes. Of course.”

“It’s just your nose is all wrong!” They burst out, sliding their hand into their pocket. “It’s not straight enough! And your hair is a mess, and that suit is so old and tacky–”

“Hey!”

“–and your skin isn’t nearly dark enough and it’s just not what I was expecting at all! Myles Klingenhoffer’s voice is also smoother and deeper and his face is thinner and it’s not–” they gestured to Alcor in a few broad motions– “This!!” 

Dipper was scowling so hard he probably would have cracked his jawbone if they were made of weak organic material. “Not my fault casting never gets it right,” he said, finally. “And my hair’s not a mess, it has artful volume.”

The summoner stares at him. He stares back.

When he leaves, he thinks it’s such a waste that he never got to eat that artful display of pork meat. It was so nicely arranged. 

Is there a sequel to the “Alcor destroys California” fic? Or info about the sequel? I have questions like 1) how did Alcor finally defeat the other demon? 2) when did he come to his senses? 3) when did he return to the pines and how did they react? How did they react when they realized he was responsible for the destruction of an entire state? 4) how did he recover from the battle [it must have taken a LOT out of him]???? please answer :{

1. Alcor takes his time with the challenger, this old demon with failing strength. He had started with an arm of the old demon, the flesh sweet with the residual power of human souls and the blood deliciously thickened by sacrifice. He sliced the bones with his front teeth, shifted the ones in the back to human-esque molars just to feel the crunch, the crack, feel the sound echo down through His jaws and into the small of His throat and quiver there. He had started with the arm, but now grows impatient and curls His talons across the foolish challenger’s throat before ripping at the tendons there, watches them snap and recoil into the air, white slicked with oily colors that smell to Him like stars burning. The challenger gurgles, shifts so that their voicebox is higher and screeches out so loud His ears bleed yellow. There is a buzz there, a faint pounding, and He only laughs, the sound beating through His chest as He jams His hand into the challenger’s mouth, grips the lashing multitude of tongues, and tears them out so He can chew them, their sour-sweetness oozing like syrup over His teeth and laving His gums while the challenger watches with numerous, fear-filled eyes. He swallows  and bares His stained teeth in a grin that pulls at the very fabric of the universe, then opens His mouth once more to find out what this old demon’s eyeballs taste like.
He devours the demons above the carnage below, and saves the soul for last. It’s the best, after all.


2. Dipper comes to himself, fully, at the end, above floatsam in the Pacific Ocean. He looks down at his hands, caked with dried, cracked golden blood, talons muddied with something that looks like oilspills and smells like Smile Dip. His suit is not torn, but he knows it should be, and his suit is not stained but he remembers sucking the juices from it. He remembers Willow’s pale face lit by his blue fire and he remembers pushing too much energy into her and then leaving, anxiety and breathlessness buzzing in his mouth and at the corners of his eyes as he went to the next place of chaos. 

Dipper comes to himself and drowns in the consequences of his own power.


3. Dipper does not come back until weeks later. Mabel is in the kitchen, washing dishes, the kids are outside playing with Henry, and Grunkle Stan is who knows where. Point is, they’re alone.

They talk.

It won’t fix things. It won’t fix the fact that a house in town was nearly split in two, it won’t fix the fact that Willow sometimes sparks with extra energy, it won’t fix the fact that her brother killed millions with the power from a single summons. It won’t fix the fact that their parents are in a hotel up in Washington, trying to find a home and cope with the fact that everything they loved is lost–heirlooms, pictures, Anna’s father’s old guitar and Mark’s old collection of Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew books–and insurance only goes so far. It won’t fix the fact that half to two thirds of Mabel and Dipper’s extended family are now dead, or missing. It won’t fix it. Won’t fix it.

But it helps. Mabel forgives; neither forget.


4. The power of a soul was more than enough to heal him. It was more than enough to sustain his form. It was too much, all at once, when he was in the worst mindset to be in.

Dipper doesn’t know if he’s ever actually learned from that mistake. 

Few things for the Transdimensional Arc

Assuming that when Toby and Alcor return to the Transdimensional Arc dimensional Willow is alive and Dipper’s biological daughter, I imagine one thing would be bothering Willow ever since she met Alcor. Namely, her.

Eventually she works up the courage to ask Alcor about it, saying, “Am I a demon in your dimension?”

Alcor, taken by surprise, immediately replies with, “What the heck gave you that idea?”

Willow’s eyes would wander over to her father, Dipper, and she would say something like, “Well, if you’re a demon in that dimension…”

Alcor sighs and tells you, “You’re not a demon in my dimension. You’re not even my daughter.”

Willow, of course, would begin to freak out as she would take it to mean that she doesn’t exist in his dimensional. Alcor would have to calm her down, reassuring her that, yes she does exist in his dimension. In fact, she was always his favorite niece (or say something so Willow will know that she was Mabel’s daughter in his dimension without outright saying it).

I had a dream last night that felt kinda like a darker RRR. A super pro-nat family (I think they were actually a part of the New Caanan Church) hears rumours about Alcor the Dreambendnder having once been human and decide it’s their duty to “save” him. So they summon and “bound” Dipper into a human form somehow, resulting in him thinking he’s just the son of this family and having all these false memories of them. Meanwhile, Mabel tries to figure out where her brother is.

You made the mods start talking. We’ve practically got a plot figured out, though no one’s volunteered to actually write it (yet)…

Okay, so let’s imagine this takes place after Mabel, for maximum time allowed for these people to raise their version of Dipper. After all, we’d have noticed if he vanished for years on end at some point in Mabel’s lifetime, right?

In fact, let’s place this just after the RRR arc itself, since if it took place before Dipper might have been a little more wary and hesitant to place himself in that position willingly. Once bitten and all…plus there’s potentially a way to finagle the binding so it makes sense that way. If it takes place just after RRR – after a lifetime masquerading mostly as a human, after willingly binding himself to that form and without his memories for a portion of that time, after Belle has finally passed and is on her way to her next life and everything is over – then, well, let’s suggest that power can carve paths, and a soul remembers the use of that power within a single lifetime.

Let’s suggest that something about making himself a forgetful human for a while and then maintaining the charade even longer, and very recently at that, has made Alcor…susceptible.

The upper echelons of the New Canaanite Order targeting him don’t know that. All they know is that Alcor is rumored to be too powerful for traditional bindings to work on him – a different method is needed to cleanse this particular demon. And with other rumors hinting at a tie to humanity…well, some of them are fanatics. Some are determined. Some are just desperate enough to risk their lives in this attempt at neutralizing what they see as an abominable threat to all mankind and an intolerable insult to the basic precepts of their faith.

They take the leap, attempt the binding, and to everyone’s surprise…it works. Alcor the demon is gone, and in his place is a crying, apparently human infant. They give him a quick baptism, as much a test as an initiation into their faith and a final step to the binding. The holy water sprinkled on him makes him wail, leaves a pattering of faint red marks that will never fade away on his forehead, but doesn’t sizzle or spark or burn in the way it would against a true demon. Still, it’s proof enough that still more needs to be done before it is truly human, and they commit to the long, watchful task of cleansing the demon entirely.

They name him Simon Josiah and he is given to Pastor Doyle, who had volunteered along with his wife to raise the infant in their faith should the binding work.

Simon grows up surrounded by crosses, and prayer, and three-times-weekly sermons at the local New Canaanite chapter church, and it might not have been so bad if it just didn’t feel so…uncomfortable. Uneasy. Unsettling. He wears a cross on a pendant around his neck – his parents insist on it – but it weighs heavier than he thinks it should, given its size. He recites mealtime prayers about god and gratefulness and sanctity against the supernatural and the words feel like they’re twisting on his tongue. He goes to the church nursery, then bible classes and Sunday schools, and hears stories about ancient heroes of the church, saints and angels, slaying evil, wicked demons and dragons and grasping fairy creatures of hell and some of them are all right but others just make him feel squirmy inside, like he wants to protest against something he knows is wrong, but he can’t say what.

And as long as he can remember, once a week after the big Sunday morning sermon, Pastor and Mrs. Doyle take him into a little room at the back of the church. There they have him stand in the middle of a circle, pray in Latin and in English alike, sprinkle water across his head and burn cleansing herbs that make the air smell funny and tickle his nose.

Eventually he realizes that no other child goes through this. He wonders, and they tell him that a demon cursed him when he was a baby. They tell him that they do these things – make him wear a cross always, say his prayers and go through weekly cleansings and always, always be a good little New Canaanite boy who has faith in the good God and has nothing to do with unnatural things – in order to keep the demon from him, because if the demon ever gets through it will eat his soul, and he doesn’t want that, now does he?

This is how he lives for years – New Canaanite religion and philosophy infusing every part of his life, crosses and sermons at church and at home, schooled there by his mother because there is no decent New Canaanite school anywhere nearby – the only private K-12 school nearby is Christian of Another Denomination, one which is more lenient on the matter of the Unnatural, and that simply will not do (and of course public school is absolutely unthinkable). 

Then a new family moves into the neighborhood. They have a little girl, just about Simon’s age – a little older, but only by a year or so – and they are definitely the wrong sort of people, since they don’t go to any church at all and accept the supernatural that has so long been part of the world now, however much New Canaanites have eschewed it. The Doyles turn their noses up at this little family, but Simon finds himself inexplicably intrigued. They’re new, they’re different, and he feels like he has a connection to them, like he’s known their daughter in particular for ages…

His parents are controlling and they don’t want him mixing with the wrong sort of influences, but he finds ways around them, and befriends his new neighbor – and through her, perhaps some others, soul-deep-familiar and not, human and otherwise. Memories start to spark and chafe against the bonds, and week after week the crosses, the herbs, the water irritate him more and more…

He begins to dream strange dreams. He dreams of a colorful greyscale landscape, grass bordered by trees and a ramshackle building, all his. He dreams of dark sheep, as monstrous as any biblical artist’s illustration of demons and creatures of the devil, but they are also his, and he loves them and they love him. They have been searching for him all this time, trying to find a way to reach him when his eyes were blind to them and his ears deaf and his very soul muted and chained by holy words and water and smoke…

He mentions this to his forbidden friends first, and they search for answers on his behalf. They haven’t quite put the pieces together, however, when the Doyles begin to notice how he flinches and fidgets through the weekly rituals, how the water turns his skin faintly pink when it lands, as though it grew hot between leaving their fingers and striking his face. They begin to worry, and then to fear, and then the Pastor acts.

He calls together whoever he can, and one night he gets Simon up and takes him back to the church without explanation. They arrive and instead of that one little room, they go to a larger side hall – one already filled by half a dozen assorted clergy, pastors from nearby areas and perhaps a couple of higher-ranked clergymen from elsewhere entirely, all with a strong interest in keeping the demon contained. Simon is afraid, he can feel that something is wrong, but the Pastor insists that it’s for his own good, that the strangeness he’s been experiencing recently has been the demon reaching beyond his defenses, that there must have been a breach so they have to rebuild, strengthen, renew it all.

You don’t want the demon to eat your soul, do you son?

No, of course not, that sounds terrible…but also wrong, everything sounds and feels and looks wrong, he recognizes something about this scene – men in robes around a darkened room, circles on the floor in patterns he swears he’s never seen before but somehow he recognizes them all the same, him standing in the center of it all, listening to them chant invocations, sensing something beyond his own senses filling the room – like feelings he can see without seeing them – and he knows somehow that situations like this never end well.

There’s light and shadows and they look like chains. He can feel something winding tighter and tighter around him, pressing him inward, mind and soul, until he feels like he can barely breathe. He passes out in the center of the circle with tears streaming down his face and a fading sense of loss, like having a word at the back of your mind or on the tip of your tongue and then finding it gone again the moment you try to think or speak it properly, echoing through his mind.

When they do the little ritual again on Sunday the water doesn’t burn. The Doyles are satisfied, but Simon is not. He sneaks out to visit his friends the next chance he gets and shares what happened with them. They start to wonder what it means. They start to edge around the truth, nudging it with their toes, and the buried memories begin to strain against the bindings again, bringing back the dreams of nightmare sheep, echoes of forgotten knowledge, sparks of power and rage, and skin sensitive once more to the uncomfortable touch of a cross and the flickering shock of burning water spattering across his form…

Pastor Doyle and the other clergy in the know start to get really worried. The first binding held for over a decade before suddenly weakening, and that might have simply been the effects of time, but this second one hasn’t even lasted a month. The demon should have been almost entirely cleansed by now, not apparently gaining strength. They agree to make one last attempt, stronger this time, and if that cannot hold then they have no choice but to accept that the demon cannot be made human, and that it is better to use the chance afforded by weakening it thus to end it permanently.

They prepare…and then the Doyles find out about Simon’s friends. Perhaps he is careless, perhaps it is simple chance, but whatever the case, it’s not pretty. This is the cause of his soul’s rebellion, the evil influence upon him, they think. Perhaps this occurs before the decision is made about the final binding attempt, perhaps it is just after; either way, Simon is suddenly cut off from his friends, and suddenly he sees the so-called protection of his parents for a prison. Part of it is having had the companionship of others and their own families to compare; part is the rising anger inside him, the sense of having been wronged, cheated and chained and deceived for years, though he still cannot name precisely why.

That night he does not go to the church willingly, nor does he stand frightened yet obedient in the center of the circle. He struggles, and in doing so the bindings slip and do not properly catch, and glimpses of memory, of his true nature, begin to bleed through, and in an instant he has a key part of the truth at last – he does not know who he is or how it was done, but he understands that he was not a human boy cursed by a demon; he is the demon.

This time the binding fails to suppress him entirely, though he wears himself ragged fighting against it and is, for a crucial time, too weak and too lost and still half-bound to humanity despite the breakthrough he made. The clergy agree that the bindings have failed in their most ideal purpose and that it is time to put an end to it. They have blessed silver knives, salt and sage, and enough holy water set aside to drown a demon in, just in case. They truly have a chance to kill the Dreambender…

And then his friends break in, Mizar at the fore.

Even after they were cut off from him they continued to search and explore possibilities. They uncovered the likeliest solution – the truth, in fact – and, remembering what he had said happened the last time, knew that it would happen again. They found a way to watch, and waited, and when he was removed from home that night and taken back to the church they knew, snuck out, and rushed to follow.

At first they have surprise on their side. Then it settles, and then it turns against them, because a good dozen armed and full-grown adults against a paltry handful of teens is hardly a fair fight. But it has bought time and ignited further memories – and enough fury to fuel a forest fire – in Simon’s – Alcor’s – mind. He not only knows what they had planned for him, knows that they sought to destroy him one way or another, but now he sees his friends threatened, struck, captured in turn, and he screams golden light and darkest shadow and blue fire and finally breaks free.

By the time the night is done, all that is left is a blood spattered room strewn with the remains of several high-ranking local New Canaanite clergymen and marked by several circles of binding and containment and, burned into the floor at their center, a winged star. Mrs. Doyle was found dead in their family home the same morning. No trace was ever found of Simon, despite the searches conducted and given priority on the suspicion that he might have been involved in her death, given the lack of forced entry and the suspicious timing of his disappearance. His former friends had no information on his possible whereabouts.

Privately, however, they know exactly who and where he is, and that even if he doesn’t visit himself he’s only one tiny circle and a call away.

thoughtsfromajackofart:

Found a little something while cleaning up files on my computer. It was for a little fic for the transcendence au that never went anywhere but I though it was rather pretty and decided to share.  Hope it gives inspiration to someone (^u^)/

Time had a different meaning to an immortal. It wasn’t a
steady flow of sand in an hourglass or the rhythmic ticking of a watch. It was
leaves dancing on the wind. First slow, then fast, swirling around and around,
converging and growing, branching and flowing together only to burst into
stardust and then fall into a still darkness till the next breeze broke the
silence. To the dream bender time was about living between the memories,
hopping from one bright soul to the next. In the moments between it wasn’t dark
nor light. You could see everything there was to see and see that there was
absolutely nothing there. It was a boredom that dictated centuries passing in
the blink of an eye that lasted for millennia. He felt absolutely everything,
and so it became nothing at all.

Demonology Professor Dipcor

roseverdict:

So my arting for the @transcendence-au ficathon is gonna take longer than I thought

so here have a little drabble I never finished and am putting up for adoption or what have you

〜〜〜〜〜〜

Laura stared at the new demonology professor.

He…really liked trees. As in his lab coat (seriously who wore those anymore they fell out of favor back in what, the late 31st century? Centuries ago, anyway) was covered in little tree icons-cypress, oak, elm, and even a pine or two.

“Hello, class, my name is Tyrone Kukui, and I will be your teacher this year.” The professor turned around with a goofy grin. “But as far as I’m concerned, I’m learning just as much as you!”

Laura let her head fall on the desk.

This was going to be a long year.

Henry and books? Maybe at work in the library, or just reading, or something. Just. Henry and Books.

seiya234:

For his 35th birthday, Mabel got him bookbinding lessons at a little craft store outside of Bend. 

(and why had he never considered learning this? True he had no words or pictures of his own to fill pages with, but so many of his loved ones did)

The lumps of beeswax that left his hands smelling of honey as he ran them up and down lengths of string. The awl to punch holes through folded paper, and the long, stiff needle that threaded in and out, creating ever more intricate bindings. Covers made first of paper, then out of wood, leather, cloth- anything that the teacher threw at them. Going from tiny booklets, to a hundred pages, to finally large tomes, bound expertly by his hand.

He no longer had to send their older books out from the Library for repair (which made Stan, and more importantly, Stan’s wallet, happy.) He made sketchbooks for Acacia and Mabel, books full of hand-lined paper for Hank and Willow.  And Dipper got large tomes, full of blank handmade paper and handtooled leather covers, his to fill with whatever dread knowledge (or not) that he wished.

Henry made the majority of his books for Dipper, because he knew he would never be able to make enough for him.