They’re also not supposed to come out with twelve legs and cutie nubs where massive horns will soon be
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HC When Dipper just became a demon an old demon came to claim Bill’s territory but saw Dipper already was there, the old demon decided since Dipper would continue to grow in power, not to claim it but warned Dipper that other demons would try to, and he called Dipper ‘Little Star’ because I mean who doesn’t want Dipper to be referenced with stars.
This might have been brought up before but… Dipper Pines becomes a historical figure, seperate from Alcor entirely. The earliest known text on The Boy Who Saved The World, “The Bravery of Children” as it was later called, was a compliation of documents gathered only a few decades post-Transcendence by a Gravity Falls librarian whose name is lost to time (aka Henry researching how Mabel’s incorporeal brother became a thing because he was too shy to ask). It’s mostly diaries and Dipper’s Guides.
HC that the reason Dipper doesn’t have the houses cake making supplies empty at all times is because last time he tried to make a cake he used magic and it resulted in a very large, very angry cake monster.
At one point Henry loses his cool (which he rarely does) and yells “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!”
afterwards, everyone, including Grunkle Stan, makes fun of him for sounding like such an old man
Ya know how parents get in the bleachers at kids sports games? Imagine Alcor going to a soccer/baseball/weird-post-transcendence-sport game and just “GO, YOU CAN DO IT, BURN THḚ͈̙̬͇̼͂ͣͦ͆͒̀͠I͓͈̭͕͝R̟̤̱̩̝̔͝ ̠̳ͫͩ͒ͅS̪̥̖̟ͤ̒̂̔̋ͅŐ̤̘͇ͦ̿͌Ú͙̣͔͈̯̲̮̔͂ͥ̽̾L̖̃ͭͧ̉ͨ̒͝S̷̰̥̫̬̎̀̉̐” and him trying to play it off once everyone starts staring at him.
I’m going to immediately attribute this to both Mabel’s triplets, and Maddie.
Mabel knits her own prom dress. When she decides that it was too easy and Prom needs more effort, she knits Dipper a prom suit.
in her school years after the transcendence, i like to think mabel pretended to talk on a cell phone while talking to dipper to make it look like she wasn’t talking to nothing
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