Tag: grenda

This is the anon who submitted the wedding list.
Mod S, if you are writing a fic of that you can use anything I have ever submitted to write it. I know whatever you write will be awesome.
Also I thought of more things. Which I will list now.
Mr. and Mrs. Pines come and try not to do anything offensive on Mabel’s special day. May or may not succeed. Up to you.
Stan admits that he spent a significant amount of money on Mabel’s wedding. EVERYONE is all “OMG! STAN spent money!” And Stan’s all “Screw all of you!” And Then Mabel gets all emotional and goes “Oh, Grunkle Stan, I knew you cared!” And THAT’S when Stan get all embarrassed in his Stan way.
Henry has a “This is going to be my life from now on” existential moment that makes him smile. He may or may not share this with Dipper.
Dipper walks Mabel down the aisle.
Soos is the Best Man.
Soos’s Best Man Speech.
ALL the speeches really.
At some point during the wedding, Manly Dan stands up and shouts “YEAAAAHHH!!!” Bonus if it’s during an important part of the ceremony, like right after the “I dos”. Extra Bonus if Mabel joins in.
Pacifica is there at every stage of planning the wedding.
Grenda arrives on a cerberus. She shouts “NO REGRETS, MABEL!”
“Your notepad’s a piece of bark Toby”
Someone spikes the punch and the gnomes start barfing rainbows.
Dipper gets the dogs and Aoshima from Mabel’s Smile Dip hallucinations to show up.
Henry does something Accidentally Awesome and half the guests are “So THAT’S why she’s marrying him.”
Tambry blogs about the wedding and it causes a mix of disbelief, jealousy, confusion, and mass hysteria. Especially after she posts videos of Alcor the Dreambender doing the chicken dance.
Quentin Trembly reminds everyone that Mabel is still a U.S congressman.

Again, Mod S, your fic will be awesome. Unending Mabelkitty Dipper Willbreaking Stare GO!

HC: When frustrated or upset with Mable, Dipper will sometimes accidentally slip into his demon voiceand Mables response is always “DIPPER PINES, DON’T YOU DARE TAKE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME YOUNG MAN”

There are a small handful of people whom Dipper is comfortable enough with to use ~classic demonic scare tactics~ on purpose, and without remorse

generally because it doesn’t do squat to them

years into Henry and Mabel’s marriage, Dipper is known to sometimes slip into full demon mode after getting caught doing something he shouldn’t have (“Damn it Dipper those cookies were for the kids’ bake sale!”), and Henry no longer bats an eyelash as he grabs a broom to chase his brother-in-law with. The whole flaming claws and fangs and inhuman hissing just earns Dipper a good whack on the face; not that there wasn’t a time where such a display would make Henry piss himself and pass out

Wendy, Grenda, Candy, Stan, and a few others here and there just don’t take the threat seriously, because they know it isn’t (not when it’s in response to something so mundane, anyway)

Stan tends to be unapologetic about using a squirt bottle of holy water on his nephew like he’s a disobedient cat, and Candy’s tolerance for his shit is paper-thin (not a good combo when she’s always got blessed or enchanted weapons at the ready to hurl at him), so he doesn’t do it to them quite so often…

(Mabel’s best weapon in retaliation to her brother’s shenanigans is simply her “I’m so fucking done” expression; Dipper has been known to deflate and mutter an apology without her saying even a word when she means business)

i was flicking through the pages and i saw the candy owning a supernatural weaponry and grenda owning a pet store. considering the wide array of shops in the gravity falls mall, imagine their stores being side by side.

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Candy sighed as she wiped more cat fur off of the sword. She knew their stores where side by side but why did people have to come into the weaponry with their new cats. 

Honestly the few people who came into her store first elated her. But at least no cats were ever injured.

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Grenda frowned as one of the teens that came into her store with a knife from Candy’s shop on their belt slit a bag of cat litter. They where stammering over their apologies as they tried to stem the flow.

She put on a happy smile as she grapped the tape from its spot and moved around, petting a cat with her large hands as she walked past. She reassured the awkward teen as she taped the bag shut. 

The teen sheepishly bought the bag of dog food and left, leaving grenda to sweep up the mess.

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So, people often focus on how freaky it must be for the people that Willow (and Hank and Acacia) dates to come into the family with Mizar and Alcor (and possibly the Woodsman) but can you imagine what it would be like for the next generation.  I just have this vision in my head of one of Hank’s kids bringing home and SO and the introductions just get more and more freaky.  Because first you’ve got their father the head of the Supernatural Mafia occupying Portland and some of the surrounding area, and at this point I would imagine that Willow and Acacia have also got pretty famous, so that would be freaky enough to be introduced as aunts.  So that’s already pretty intimidating, but then the people just keep piling on.  Because you’ve got Great Aunt Wendy the famous Demon Hunter, and Grandma AKA Mizar and Grandpa AKA The Woodsman and that’s just people that Hank’s kid is directly related to.  There’s also Candy and Grenda and Pacifica (who I head cannon that at this point, they area at least well known in supernatural circles for being forces to be reckoned with).  And at this point this poor kid is just freaking out, and then the family summons Gruncle Alcor.  The poor kid would probably have a heart attack at this point.