How would the triplets react if one of them betrayed the others? Not that it would ever happen (most likely).

seiya234:

Willow

The charred thing in the ravine was barely discernible as once being a car.

And the only evidence that people had perished in said car was the chance finding of a tooth amidst the ashes. 

Acacia

It took an entire Portland SWAT team to eventually take her down, and only after she hamstrung one of them and garroted another. She was screaming, insensible, coated from head to toe and dripping with blood that wasn’t hers. 

(she had rent them apart with her bare hands)

Hank

He had friends, yes, but this was personal. And some things were best taken care of by oneself. It took a month, two months, time before all of his pieces were in place. But haste makes waste after all.

It ended with three people walking into a small CCC cabin out in the woods of Roadkill County but only one person walking out. 

Hi! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° Do any of the triplets like to cook and stuff? Any culinary expeditions, or any remarkably terrifying anecdotes about the kitchen? (or possibly anything with Mabel juice…)

seiya234:

Acacia: CAN cook but only like, five things. Over and over and over and over again, ad infinitum. If it weren’t for Reina, her kids would have grown up either starved of key nutrients or very picky or both.

Hank: Can not only win Masterchef but bakes to destress. He’s won over at least three new members to the Crew and adverted a major war between rival siren clans with his chocolate pecan cookies.

Willow: She’s. Um. Well, if you give her some raw meat she can make it unraw in 20 seconds but other than that, better not. 

Gifs of the Pines triplets that exist, probably

Acacia turning towards the camera with her eyebrows waggling furiously

Hank throwing a computer out of a window, which then lands successfully in a trashcan outside

Willow being crept up on and accidentally setting various things on fire when startled

seiya234:

They were all grown now, so there was no reason, no reason
at all for Dipper to check up on them like this. But well. Old habits died so
very hard and they were his niblings-

(his His HIS)

-so once a week Dipper took a stroll through their
mindscapes, checking in as his stars one two three entered his realm throughout
the night. Every mindscape was different and Dipper’s kids were no exception.
So why was it that after all these years he found their minds so… so….

Unsettling.

(he should be the only unsettling thing around, honestly)

Hank popped up on his radar first, exhausted as he was
between the demands of the Crew and four kids under the age of five. As Dipper
dived in, he was vividly reminded as always how much Hank’s mind was like the
very first mindscape he broached decades ago. And hell, for the first two
decades of Hank’s life, his mind was even shaped like the Shack, just like
Stan. Then Hank moved to Portland and Hank’s mindscape blossomed.

Hank’s mind wasn’t just a generic Portland, a few streets of
random buildings here and there. No. Hank’s mind was the entirety of Portland,
and it’s surrounding suburbs, and beyond that, a glowing warm light in the
distance that Dipper could never reach, was the Shack like a beacon in the
storm.  And it wasn’t just that Hank had an
entire city in his mind that was picture perfect down to the weeds growing in
the cracks of the sidewalks and the scent of beer and coffee and salt in the
air.

Every building, every enclosed space, contained a specific memory
or a feeling. Completely compartmentalized and perfectly controlled. Dipper
could open doors and windows all he wanted, but the only things he would see
would be generic memories of Hank practicing the violin or doing homework or
driving the massive van he got for the Crew around the city. Hank’s soul would
be bared to no one without Hank’s say so, and Dipper wandered in the empty
streets of Hank’s mind knowing he only saw what Hank wanted him to see.

Dipper could open the doors and see what Hank had hidden
away. It was just that the force Dipper would have to use to do that would kill
Hank.

A ping in his head and a tugging at his belly button and
Dipper let himself tesser away into Willow’s mind, guessing that even back on
the material plane she was where he left her, on the couch next to Mabel and
with That Damned Cat in her lap.

Willow’s mindscape was peaceful. He was sitting on a soft
crocheted grey blanket. All around him were waves upon waves of waving grass,
each strand a different shade of grey. Dark grey clouds chased each other
across a light grey sky. The gentle breeze smelt like lavender and rosemary,
while all around him grey butterflies with wingspans larger than his face
flapped lazily, letting the wind take them where it would. In the distance he
could see where grey grass tapered off into grey sand, and at the edge of the
sand, the ocean lapping lightly at the edges. The surface of the ocean was calm
and smooth.

The surface of the ocean was calm and smooth and still
waters ran deep, so very deep. Dipper knew that any intruders in here would be
lured to the edge of the water (and reminded himself to stay firmly seated.)
Would perhaps dip a foot into the water, without even truly knowing why,
distracted by whatever dark design brought them into Willow’s mind in the first
place. One step, two steps, three-

And Willow would strike, dragging them down and swallowing
them whole. It had only taken one time with a rotten flower for Willow to learn
that trick. One time was all she needed. And though he could escape from that
ocean, even Dipper would be forced to leave something of himself behind.

A violent stab in the back of his head; Acacia must have
been up late painting tonight. He let himself tesser into Acacia’s mind and
then had to rub his eyes and keep them half open until they got used to the
bright swirling pop-art array of colors that made up Acacia’s mind. And that
was all her mindscape was, was color. He tried to explain it to Mabel once; the
best he could come up with was those old video clips from the sixties and seventies
of bright oil paint swirling around on a water surface, but technicolor and
sans the weird old music.  

And unlike her sibling’s minds, the constantly shifting shades
of color was all that there was in Acacia’s mind, hues and shades forever
swirling and twisting and fading into one another. There was no up, no down, no
discernable direction at all, not even when Dipper tried to make there be.
Deeper eddies and spots of color represented her memories and thoughts and
emotions, that Dipper could tell, though he had never gotten the hang of
looking in on them. It was only color in Acacia’s mindscape.

And the screaming.

It was a constant howl of joy, a cry of rage, and most of
all, a constant piercing never ending scream clawing at the doors trying to get
out.  It made sense now, all the crazy
stunts that she pulled since the day she had started walking and talking, the
paintings she created, her driving (just… her driving). They were all tiny
controlled slips, letting only a tiny bit of the scream out. But Dipper
worried- was it enough for Acacia? Would it ever be enough?

He left Acacia’s mind with a sigh of relief. As always, his
kids were just fine. And as always, he wondered if he did this to them, if he
made them this way.

(A woman in red, unseen, tutted at the sulking demon. Silly
boy. Too up his own ass to see that Pineses always had a touch of Something
Else on them.)

So I’ve been rereading Hank and his Supernatural Mafia stuff, and I just thought that it was so ripe with potential idioms. Like “feeding gnomes” as something that only seems simple, but can spin out of control, or “ring-bat” as a weapon that takes the shape of something harmless, “dinner” suddenly not referring to a meal, but an organizational meeting. Stuff like that. What sayings have the mods headcannoned as coming from the after effects of transcendence?

These are so good!

I’m not sure we mods have an actual list of sayings, though the writers in our ranks have occasionally gotten a bit creative with changes in slang or idioms. Demon-related swearing seems to be in vogue now and again. It’d be great to see more suggestions made and turns of phrases used in other fics.

HC: Alcor helps out now and then with Dinner Crew business, even after Hank’s passed. After Lucy Ann’s moved on, though, there isn’t anyone to keep the story straight, and subsequent dons start believing that their Mafia has Alcor’s favor… or that the notorious Don Pines really did bind him all those years ago, and the demon must follow the current don’s every whim. Alcor tries to be lenient, for his nibling’s sake, but eventually is forced to take down the now-corrupt mob.

On one hand, Mod S is too much of a diaper baby to ever think the Dinner Crew would corrupt. OTOH, good point

BB QUESTIONS: do any of them HAAAAAATE certain foods as kids that they grow to like as adults? which of them become caffeine fiends as they age? what are the things they secretly love that they can NEVER let their siblings know about, lest they be mocked eternally? what is their favourite childhood memory?

seiya234:

Do any of them hate certain foods as kids they grow to like as adults?

All three would say pancakes; it wasn’t that they hated them, it was just that Grunkle Stan always burned one side, and sometimes there’d be so much curly gross old man hair in there it’d get stuck in their teeth and Dipper would make noises about calling the health department on Stan-

(the day he came home in the chair was the day he stopped making Stancakes. Pancakes tasted better… and yet were somehow even more bitter in their mouths than ever before.)

Which of them become caffeine fiends as they age?

NOT HANK LOL. Seriously, despite working in tech (the land of gamer fuel aka Mountain Dew) and living in Portland (land of coffee), Hank is so sensitive to caffeine that he can barely drink tea past two or three in the afternoon, lest it keep him up at night.

And yes, his sisters do mercilessly tease him about this.

What are the things they secretly love that they can NEVER let their siblings know about, lest they be mocked eternally?

Acacia: Banksy; mainly because of the many many Art School rants she’s gone on about commodification of street art and who has privilege and-

Hank: The Sims. More specifically, if his sisters found out that he recreated everyone he knew, and their homes into sim land.

Willow: That sometimes she makes up shit she sees wrt auras and emotions, just to fuck with people. Hank and Acacia wouldn’t mind that she does that- its more that she’s ardently denied doing it for years and they want in on that fun!

What is their favorite childhood memory? 

Acacia: Huddling one night under the covers with Hank and Willow, reading comic books and eating secret candy bars they stole from Uncle Dipper’s bribe stash until they fell asleep on top of each other, faces covered in chocolate.

Hank: One afternoon when he was by himself, spending an afternoon in the yard picking various weeds and weird berries off bushes, and pretending to cook with them.

Willow: Grunkle Stan giving her a ride on his shoulders to better see a Sascrotch coming out of the woods. 

So, what if in the future Hazel’s kid if she has one, (couldn’t find any info on that) also accidentally (or purposefully) creates a mafia, and then what if even further in the future the three mafias get into a squabble (possibly a full-out war) and then Hank, Hazel, and Hazel’s kid get reincarnated while this is happening but in each others mafias.

What a delightfully hysterical set of happenstances! It probably wouldn’t happen because

a. Hazel, Hank, and Harriet (Hazel’s daughter) are all fundamentally good people and their ‘mafias’, are ultimately about helping other people.

b. Said mafias are located in Portland, Las Vegas, and Miami- so as far apart from each other as you can get. 

(part from escaping the expectations of the past and your family. and part because well…. best to keep some space, keep from stepping on toes.)