Tag: hc

What happens when demons are summoned to assist in wars/ terrorist attacks/ etc.

Bad things.

No, not to be facetious, but Mod S imagines that world powers quickly figure out that demons take wars to the level of Mutually Assured Destruction. Pulling out a demon is like pulling out a nuke.

And that’s if you can manage to not only figure out a sacrifice big enough to keep a demon bound, but also can create a deal airtight enough that the demon wont take your country down as well.

in the future Dipper and Lucy Ann go to see a bio pic on the life of the infamous Don Pines. they get thrown out of multiple movie theatrers because they can’t stop laughing at the mistake’s and the parts they dramatized to “make it more interesting”

They have an especially good time trying to figure out who makes up the composite characters

(Movie Hank has four people in his gang. IRL Hank had a spreadsheet going at one point to keep track of everyone’s phone numbers, food allergies, and existential needs.)

I just reread Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? (Still fantastic, of course) and realized we haven’t ever seen Willow call Great-Grauntie Sheila. Does that ever happen? Also, does anyone else ever notice and/or get confused by the ancient telephone she’s got now?

That’s a fic Mod S has been meaning to get to for forever and a day.

As for the telephone, it exists in Willow’s mindscape, not in the actual house. 

Probably for the best because Willow’s many small children/her uncle/her mom would probably play with it way too much.

In relation to the Henry’s Broom post. You have to wonder how many of the Pines family’s personal objects have become items of great power. you have the obvious stuff like Mizars bat and Don Pines cane all the way to the random stuff like the family frying pan or something.

If you ask Dipper or Ford the reason why, they’d give you a four hour answer about the intricate nature of various magical systems, the power of belief, and the driving forces of the universe.

If you were to ask Stan the reason why, he’d just laugh and say that the Pines family always had big personalities.

someone spreads a rumour that Don Pines is the son of Mizar and the Woodsman. most people dismiss it and consider those who believe it crack pots. (cue new recruit learning most of the stories bout Hank are fake or exaggerations. “yeah where do they come up with this stuff. anyone who’s met the guy would no there no way he’s the son of Mizar and the Woodsman” “No that one true” “whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!”

The only thing would be is that I’m not sure that the Woodsman is that well known outside of Gravity Falls yet. By Hank’s adult life, most of the Woodsman’s shenanigans have been in GF. People are starting to be aware of the Woodsman (see, that one time in Eugene) but it’s not until Henry dies and the Woodsman starts roaming that his reputation grows.

As for Mabel- her friends and family know she’s Mizar. We know she’s Mizar. But the vast majority of the world would not, because her and Dipper (well, mainly Dipper) work very hard to keep it that way, for the safety of Mabel and her family. 

(also in the interest of Not Getting Arrested.)

On the other hand- Portland is still in Oregon and Mizar gets spotted everywhere, so I can see this rumor maybe popping up. Though only Hank’s close friends probably know who his parents actually are: Hank and his siblings were raised to be tight-lipped about such matters for their own protection.