A couple of hundred years in the future Dipper carves Mables face into mountain. Partly because his worried about forgetting her face, partly because he thinks she’d approve and partly because his really high. the carving itself becomes kind of legendary as no one but Dipper knows where it came from as far as the wider world in concerned it just appear one day out of nowhere not impossible Post-Transcendence admittedly but still an mystery.

Another mystery: how is it that rock- you know, rock– became imbued to the molecular level with glitter

A Henry reincarnation has a food intolerance for the fruit on their antlers. if they eat or drink it they get terrible stomach cramps. In high school they “mysteriously” keep getting sick right before a class they hate and the school can’t figure out why. They’re clearly really sick and not faking after all how do you fake going pale like that? (Totally not based on a true story ;) )

Dipper was going to get after them at first -”just because you have soul fruit doesn’t mean you have to eat it”- but then he figured out what was going on

Mob Bosses are rarely convicted of being Mob Bosses it’s just too hard to prove in court. Most get caught for other things like Tax Evasion. They tried this on Hank but everything checked out all his’ taxes were filed correctly not only that but so where crews. Hank really apricates his sister-in-law. (did you know it’s perfectly legal to file taxes for money you earned illegally?)

So while Reina absolutely does Hank’s taxes (and the Crew’s for a dirt cheap fee: there’s kindness, and then there’s ‘my wife is an artist and we have three kids’), she never has to mess with illegal money.

Hank doesn’t ask for money, and gets extremely uncomfortable if the topic is brought up. What money that does get pushed off onto him immediately goes back into supporting the Crew in the form of food, medical expenses, and/or dank party supplies