Oh my god I’ve been giggling at the silly hcs my entire lunch period thank you for this gift. Also, the Hamilton-esque musical about Alcor should totally be written by a reincarnation of this universe’s Lin-Manuel Miranda.

transcendence-au:

Dipper just wants to be in the summoning circle where it happens

How does a twelve year old, bookish boy
 and the twin of a

Comet, caught in the middle of an apocalyptic

Spot in Weirdmaggedon Falls by Gravity,

Calamity then beaten

Grow up to be a powerful dream demon?

The Dreambender, kid-defender with no
 defender

Became a town-mender by loving
 adventure

By being a fight-ender

By having his
mind entered

Before thirteen, he had become a
 monster-render

And every day the strain of his town
 overrun and running

Away from monsters made by Cipher made him
 more stressed

Inside he was dreaming the demon would
 stop his unrest

The Pinetree was
ready for evil triangles he could go best

Then the
excruciating pain and devastation frayed Bill’ mind

Saw his life
drip-dripping down the drain

Tried to escape to
the mindscape, forcing into our boy’s brain

But his efforts were
 in vain, our boy shattered him in twain

Well the magic
 flowed inside, Cipher’s power was insane, bro

Our boy lived on but
would remain irrevocably changed yo

“Get a presentation, a new suit, some wings, a cane

And the world’s
gonna know your name

What’s your name, bro?”

Demon Alcor Dipper
Pines

My name is Demon Alcor Dipper Pines

For now I only live
inside your mind

But just you wait,
just you wait

As decades go his
power grows, eyes aglow, hue golden

In that time, see Alcor and Mizar as good omens

Twin stars, broken
cultists, bat blows, the blood flows

And Alcor stays the same but his sister quickly goes

Moves onto newer Mizars,
the Mizars age before his eyes

Watching them all
die, scarring him inside

Finally he decides

A voice sayin’ Dipper,
you gotta stop caring at all

He started defeating
and eating every cultist that he saw

There would’ve been
a world destroyed

Since carnage he
enjoyed

Had he not been doggedly
annoyed

By incarnates that
filled the void

That caved his heart
in, startin to regret, repent and reform

Venting all his feelings and the self-hate that’d become the norm

Healing his emotions he quickly begins to grow again

Feeling all his power,
keep it under control then

The boy, once a human
burns bright like a star

Never really sure of what you are (x4) (This is my fate x3)

Demon Alcor Dipper Pines

We are watching in
the world for you

You could never back
down, you knew not what you sacrificed

Demon Alcor Dipper
Pines

A million souls cry
for you

Do they know what
you gave away

So the world could live another day

The debt could never be repaid, oh

Alcor’s star is
burning now

Look and you might
see it

It takes a demon’s form, oh man can you believe it?

Yes, Bill forever
changed his soul, what would it take to free it?

We befriended him

We were saved by him

We were killed by
him

We made deals with
him

And me

I’m the twin sister that loved him

For now I only live
inside your mind, but just you wait

What’s your name man?

Demon Alcor Dipper
Pines

Alcor, I’d have to be an idiot to want to transcend. I just want information, so I’d appreciate if you’d enlighten me on how it happened.

tau-cast:

Even if you aren’t that idiot, those idiots exist, and they don’t need encouragement, because as unlikely as their success is due to the facts of the situation, failures could very well be tragic if not catastrophic, depending on how far they try to go with it. I’m sure you understand.

That said, I think I can tell you this much: this transcendence was a one-in-trillions accident. It wasn’t intended or looked for or planned out, and there were a number of separate elements in play which may or may not have had an impact on what happened. A demon died in a very particular set of circumstances and I happened to be involved through another set of circumstances and who even knows what was going on with the mindscape and the physical realm at the same time and if that had anything to do with it all…

All in all, it was and still is an anomaly of nearly cosmic proportions. 

Why do all these fics feature human!Alcor? Is that Bill? Why is he here? He shouldn’t be able to reincarnate for ages. Umm… how are all these people interacting with Dipper without making a deal first? Why is Mabel dating that person? What happened to Henry and the triplets? It’s been five years since the Transcendence, shouldn’t people have started to adjust to the weirdness by now? How is Mabel in trouble? Can’t she just summon Dipper to blip her away? Seriously, though, where’s Henry.

Me, trying to read regular Gravity Falls future fic after spending too long in the Transcendence AU tag. (via why-is-it-always-autumn)

So there’s this fanfic generator and I was bored and…

theitalianscribe:

http://www.fanficmaker.com/#ffv3_Twin+Souls%252CMizar%252Cfemale%252Cknitting%252Carts+and+crafts%252CPiedelton%252CEarth%252CCandy%252CAlcor%252CPacifica%252CLars%252Cfalse%252CEkler%252Ccultist%252Ctrue%252Cthe+thing%252CModernFantasyEra%252CHero%252CMSide1%252C%252C(nostyle)%252C81%252C45%252C81%252C83%252C1444870808166%252CMizcor5Eva!

Warning: this was generated online and is guaranteed to be bad.  Read at your own risk.  I did not write this.  Repeat: I did not write this.

(If you want to avoid the feather, copy everything and paste it onto a separate doc.)

A modern masterpiece y’all

Twin Souls Anime and Torako

Based on this Fic. Thank you, @pipiezexal, for bringing Bentley into the Twin Souls Anime prompt – it sparked such ideas. 😀

ModO: Thought:
Torako finds out
despite all attempts to keep her ignorant
next thing they know
she’s writing self-insert fanfic
possibly drawing self-insert fan manga despite her art skills
because it’s just not fair that she be left out
ModK: oh my word
ModO: now should she write herself as simply a Mizar’s best friend or as a possible love interest to the Mizar or to Alcor or maybe both?
hah, definitely love interest
(just to see them squirm)
she actually uploads the fic to a site, and while there might be some of the usual disgust over the romantic self inserts messing up the ships, there’s also the handful of people who go for it
“ooooh so good write more”
ModK: this is all wonderful
ModO: “I luv Korato!”
Kanelbulle.jpg: KORATO
ModO: YES
It was either that or she goes the route of Enoby with some ‘meaningful’ word or other
Korato was easier to come up with on the spot
ModZ: ALCORATO 5EVER <33333
ModO: 😀
Oh man
imagine if
it somehow gains a fan following?
Kanelbulle.jpg: OH GOD THAT PAIRING NAME KIND OF SOUNDS GOOD
ModO: I don’t know how
ModZ: NO WAY KORASTAR IS WAY BETTER
GUYS WHY CANT WE JUST ALL GET ALONG WITH OT3
ModO: but let’s say she meets someone online who really likes her ‘character’ and can actually draw pretty pretty manga and does a page here and there
and it spreads
ModZ: tfw u forget Korato isn’t canon
ModO: yeeeeeessssss
they treat it like a spinoff of the anime canon ;P
reincarnated Mizar to further separate it, plenty of space for a newcome character to slip in
soon there are fans
ModZ: korastar LEMONY GOODNESS don’t like don’t read XDDDD
ModO: Bentley and Dipper are just “oh god Torako WHY”
she totally models the new Mizar on Bentley
ModZ: tora is the ultimate troll
ModO: she draws ‘fanart’ of it
and hangs it on the fridge
ModS: KORATO
Oh my god
IM FUCKING PISS
ModZ: the fanart is korato with mizar and alcor swooning on her lap
wearing shades and a “big pimpin” shirt on
ModS: YAS
ModO: that would definitely be one piece in particular and very indictive of the general theme
*** Seiya has renamed this conversation to “KORASTAR 5EVER” ***
ModZ: omg but
ModO: they go through at least a week of various “kissing meme” arts
“kiss on cheek/forehead/nose/lips” – those things
in various pairings
ModS: YAS
ModO: and she doesn’t draw well so it’s essentially stick figures
but the message definitely gets across
ModZ: torako getting this terrible anon who keeps sending her messages like “KORATO SUCKS, GO DIE” “STOP BREATHING” AND “I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR DUMB SELF INSERT I HOPE YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN”
but one day they stop
ModO: 😀 yeeeeees
ModZ: torako notices someone in the fandom made a post “im back guys, computer burst into flames last week it was so weird”
ModS: HAH
Yes
YES GOOD
And totally not suspicious at all!!!
ModZ: torako goes and sits down next to dipper and just grins
dipper all nonchalantly “what”
ModO: Dipper could totally make her stop if he wanted, but as embarrassing as it is there’s humor in there as well, mostly because for once there’s a Mizar just as squirmy about it as him
ModK: i love it
I love this all
ModO: I love these guys 😀
ModK: Korastar 5ever
indeed