This is cracky and I’m so sorry, but this made me laugh at work. So there’s a post somewhere on tumblr that talks about God getting angry when his human OTPs just walk past each other instead of interacting, and I think it’d be funny if some incredibly small, teeny part of Godcor did something similar with the reincarnations of people he cares about. Not like shipping them, but keeping close enough of an eye to be like “Stan. Stan no. Stan that’s Gideon you hate him. Dammit Stan stop /swooning/”