Lucy Ann Dracula Anon. I now head cannon that Lucy Ann chose the name for the refence.

April 15th, 1912

Mariah put the book down.

So. That had been… interesting. 

Well, less interesting, and more completely and utterly full of shit. But still, it had killed two or three hours, and now she had a better idea of what was motivating the latest batch of hunters.

Hopefully there would be less of them in the States. Or less than the last time she was in America, at any rate. 

(not that she couldn’t handle them of course, but it was getting increasingly harder to make people disappear this century. Bloody paperwork.)

She idly flipped through the book again. She should be thinking about a new name, but nothing she had come up with on the trip so far had been appealing to her.

Suddenly, a horrible shudder ran through the entire ship, accompanied a grinding noise so loud to her sensitive ears that Mariah actually blacked out, albeit momentarily, for the first time in 78 years. 

Mariah sighed. 

There were obviously more pressing matters at hand

in the future Dipper and Lucy Ann go to see a bio pic on the life of the infamous Don Pines. they get thrown out of multiple movie theatrers because they can’t stop laughing at the mistake’s and the parts they dramatized to “make it more interesting”

They have an especially good time trying to figure out who makes up the composite characters

(Movie Hank has four people in his gang. IRL Hank had a spreadsheet going at one point to keep track of everyone’s phone numbers, food allergies, and existential needs.)