Mabel was the first to struggle to her feet, as her husband and
grunkles were still tangled up with each other on the floor, slowly
fighting their way free as she scrambled up.She could hear the kids downstairs, Willow and Hank and Vivi crowding
around the bottom of the stairs and calling. Counting on having a
minute before they came upstairs, she tried to feel out for Dipper. The
bond from her to him was weaker than him to her, but usually she could
feel him, and pull on it to get him to come home.She felt out and…nothing. She couldn’t feel anything from her
brother, at all, not the faintest hint of where he was or what he was
feeling, and that never happened, not unless…Hoping he was just shielding from her, she started downstairs,
brushing past her Grunkles, who were now on their feet and glaring at
each other, though thankfully not fighting yet.Usually she’d try and do something about that, but Henry gave her a
sigh and a nod as she looked at him, letting her know he’d take over
this time. She gave a half smile and hurried downstairs, knowing if she
stayed upstairs she’d get distracted trying to help.“Your uncle’s having a freak out, your great-great-uncle threw holy
water at him and he disappeared, normal day in the Pines house,” she
called to her kids as she hurried past them into the kitchen.
Tag: manly dan
Sheep Riding
The first ride was spontaneous, a test of newly-forming trust between nightmares and demon.
Their new master had promised not to harm them, and so far had kept
his word. But right now he was weak and in pain, and they were made of
energy and had to obey him.The perfect demon snack.
Their master was still different, though, as at least some of his
pain was emotion, not physical, and demons didn’t do emotional pain.
They did anger, they did glee, but not grief.A few feet away from where the nightmares milled uncertainly their
new master had collapsed on the grass, trying to patch his wounds as
golden tears rolled down his cheeks.Finally tired of the uncertainty, the nightmare recently christened
Lolonja stepped forward, accepting that it was, apparently, her fate to
approach their master first in these uncertain situations.
Promt: Wendy visits Hank for the first time
This uh, got really long. TW/CW for child abuse and homophobic language.
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Albert and Virginia Corduroy both came from a long line of
loggers, builders, alcoholics and brawlers. They had nine children together;
there would have been more had Mother Corduroy not put her foot down after
birthing her youngest left her at death’s door. There was Little Al, Curtis,
John, Rene, Ed, Lake, Dan, Bertina, and Arnold.The only reason Wendy knew all of this was that every year
Dad insisted on dragging them to the family reunion.It used to not be such a big deal. They’d go, they’d not go,
it was whatever. But ever since… Ever since Mom’s humvee hit the IED, they went
every year, no questions asked.
One Week
The sky was
streaked with orange and red as the sun set on the final day of what was
arguably the worst week of the mystery shack crew’s lives. Mabel was nursing a
rather torn up arm after an incident with a Hide-Behind, Wendy’s left eye was
swollen and bruised after a group of gnomes ambushed her, and Dipper himself
had a swollen ankle after a close call with a flock of eyebats. They were all
sore, bleeding, and incredibly terrified as they watched the sun set over the
distant mountains.One week was
not enough
HEadcanon that Wendy first gets into the whole Monster Hunter thing because she found a secret room in THe Mayoral Mansion of Gravity Falls when she and the Rest of the Courderoy clan move there after Tyler and Manly Dan get hitched. IT turns out that Mayor Befufftlefumpter was super into the eradication of evil monsters and Ripped AF when he was younger
- thoughtsfromajackofart answered: Mabel and Henry’s first slow dance together :>
“I can’t dance.”
Mabel raised her
eyebrows at her boyfriend of two months. Lazy Susan had closed up the diner to
throw a Halloween party, and half the town had somehow crammed themselves into
the tiny log shaped building.She wrapped her arms
around his waist, her head butting into his lower chest.“No one else can
either,” she pointed out.This was true. Uncle
Dan and Uncle Tyler were attempting to two-step and instead spent the majority
of the dance stepping on each other’s toes instead. Stan and Soos’ Abuela were
doing a weird sway walk across the floor, and Grenda and her fiancé Marius were
doing…something. Henry wasn’t sure what but it involved lots of chest bumping.He looked down at Mabel’s
head.“I’ve….I’ve never
danced before,” he admitted shyly.Mabel did not loudly
exclaim at this, or immediately start reeling off dance steps or asking
questions he wasn’t sure he wanted to answer at ten pm at the pancake shop.All she did was put one
of his hands on her shoulder and the other around her waist, before placing
both of hers on his hips.“Just follow my lead
and remember-“She beamed up at him
and it was perfect, she was perfect
and he was reminded once again how there was no one else in the world he wanted
to be with than her.“You can’t be any worse
than Toby and that weird cardboard cutout he’s macking on.”Henry snorted, and they
began to slowly sway as the Monster Mack came on the jukebox.
Is there any possibility for Manly Dan in this AU? :o
Totes mcgoats!
Especially as Henry first lives with Manly Dan and Tyler (aka Uncle Dan and Uncle Tyler) before he marries Mabel and moves to the Shack!
Mod S sees Manly Dan becoming Grunkle Dan (and Tyler being Grunkle Tyler) to the kids as they grow up, especially as they have almost no contact with Henry’s parents.
Bonus Dan and Wendy teaching the kids lumberjacking
This is the anon who submitted the wedding list.
Mod S, if you are writing a fic of that you can use anything I have ever submitted to write it. I know whatever you write will be awesome.
Also I thought of more things. Which I will list now.
Mr. and Mrs. Pines come and try not to do anything offensive on Mabel’s special day. May or may not succeed. Up to you.
Stan admits that he spent a significant amount of money on Mabel’s wedding. EVERYONE is all “OMG! STAN spent money!” And Stan’s all “Screw all of you!” And Then Mabel gets all emotional and goes “Oh, Grunkle Stan, I knew you cared!” And THAT’S when Stan get all embarrassed in his Stan way.
Henry has a “This is going to be my life from now on” existential moment that makes him smile. He may or may not share this with Dipper.
Dipper walks Mabel down the aisle.
Soos is the Best Man.
Soos’s Best Man Speech.
ALL the speeches really.
At some point during the wedding, Manly Dan stands up and shouts “YEAAAAHHH!!!” Bonus if it’s during an important part of the ceremony, like right after the “I dos”. Extra Bonus if Mabel joins in.
Pacifica is there at every stage of planning the wedding.
Grenda arrives on a cerberus. She shouts “NO REGRETS, MABEL!”
“Your notepad’s a piece of bark Toby”
Someone spikes the punch and the gnomes start barfing rainbows.
Dipper gets the dogs and Aoshima from Mabel’s Smile Dip hallucinations to show up.
Henry does something Accidentally Awesome and half the guests are “So THAT’S why she’s marrying him.”
Tambry blogs about the wedding and it causes a mix of disbelief, jealousy, confusion, and mass hysteria. Especially after she posts videos of Alcor the Dreambender doing the chicken dance.
Quentin Trembly reminds everyone that Mabel is still a U.S congressman.
Again, Mod S, your fic will be awesome. Unending Mabelkitty Dipper Willbreaking Stare GO!
I just saw a youtube video about crazy wedding cakes and thought, “Has nobody actually thought to talk Mabel and Henry’s wedding?” Because we’re talking about the inventor of Mabel Juice with an all powerful demon brother marrying a freaking badass librarian from a freaking family of badass lumberjacks in the magical capital of everything Post-Transcendence. That wedding has to top every wedding ever.
Now I will start listing awesome things that are awesome because awesome:
A one hundred man Dipper orchestra.
A floating wedding chapel carved by the Corduroys from a single giant tree (remember the growy/shrinky crystals?), complete with disco lights and smoke machine.
A mosh pit with the manotaurs, gnomes, and beavers.
Every supernatural being in Gravity Falls shows up with wedding presents.
Eighth-and-a-half president Quentin Trembly, Love God, and/or Alcor the Dreambender officiate. At the same time.
McGucket teams up with Dipper to make hundred foot tall Wedding Cake Battle-bots for Mabel and Henry to fight in and then eat.
Dipper can teleport the entire wedding literally anywhere for the perfect location.
Mabel’s wedding dress.
Mabel bedazzles Henry’s tux.
The severed head of wax Larry King reports the event alongside Shandra Jimenez.
Glitter cannons. Filled with glitter. That explodes into clouds of even more glitter.
Manly Dan brings a truckful of barrels of meat.
The maid of honor, Wendy, has a giant glowing magic Battle-axe, is wearing a bandolier of magic bullets, and is still slightly singed from the epic monster fight on the way there (dude, it was just a seven-headed fire-breathing hydra, that’s got nothing on my turn for laundry day at home).
Waddles is the ring-bearer.
BABBA’s Disco Girl plays and Dipper can’t stop himself from singing and dancing like a dork the entire time it’s on. Mabel makes sure it’s played multiple times.
Mabel made a remix of Dippers kitten sneezes and other cute bodily noises, and makes sure EVERYONE knows the sounds came from Dipper.
Dipper. Photobombing. EVERYTHING.
A chocolate fountain. Because chocolate fountains are awesome.
Feel free to add more and I would love to see a fic of this with the white-hot intensity of a thousand burning suns and the unending stare of Mabelkitty.
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