Okay, but if most of Soos and Melody’s kids are older than the triplets doesn’t that mean teen Mabel and Dipdops with itty bitty children?? Because now I need teen Mabel (with a dash of Dipper the dork) babysitting the kids while Melody and Soos have some alone time. I really need aunt Mabel (and Grunkle Stan the unofficial grandpa pfft)

Mabel “hold him” Pines

Dipper “OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD” Pines

Yes. Let the fics commence.

So Soos and Melody have seven kids in this AU – can someone tell me what the age range is between the kids? As in, how many years between the oldest and youngest and those in between? (Also, has anything been decided about them beyond their names?)

We really hadn’t thought of an age range for the kids (whose names are here btw!). But Vierna, the second youngest, is the triplet’s age, and the youngest, her brother Thor, is about a year younger than her. As for everyone else, I’d say there’s about one to two years between each of them.

Soos and Melody’s Kids

Since Mods O and K and S have started to talk about them a bit, we figured they needed names! Soos and Melody have seven kids-one to love for each day of the week!

Osa Stanford Ramirez
Ford Lee Ramirez
Flora Mabel Ramirez
Symphony Maria Ramirez
David Stacey Ramirez
Vierna Matilda Ramirez
Thor John Ramirez

Thor and Vierna are the triplet’s age and are in school with them! Thor often goes by TJ, and Symphony goes by Ree (Soos snuck that one past Melody). Ford was supposed to be Stanford as well but Melody put her foot down there.

The Mailman

haberdashing:

Dipper grapples with one of the limits of his omniscience.

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Bear

oreramar:

Dipper
was called by the family-and-friends circle, and the sacrifice of a
vending-machine-sized packet of chips, to a janitor’s closet made more cramped
than usual by the man crammed inside it with him.

“Soos?
What the hell, where are we?”

“Hospital.”

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NO WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER ONE. As Soos’ wedding present, Stan gives him a signed form to legally adopt him as his kid, bc ‘the kids said you’d like this’. Soos is so fricking moved he starts to cry on Melody’s shoulder (and Stan is like ‘oh fuck what do don’t cry?? awkward pat’). And just. SOOS GETS TO CALL STAN ‘DAD’ IN HIS WEDDING.

After Mabel shows Melody her guide to dating, she teases Soos’s explanation for seven kids and their first seven children have names based on days. There’s Luna and Martez, Wednesday, Arthur, Friday, Sabrina, and Dominic.

shadowofthelamp:

I haven’t written anything in a while so I dug through the transcendence-au’s fic open season tag, and I liked this one, so here’s just a short thing!

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Hc that all of Soos and Melody’s children call Stan ‘grandpa Stan’. AND STAN DOTES ON THEM LIKE HE DOTES ON THE NIBLINGS BC THEY’RE ALL HIS GRANDKIDS. Also one of the kids going to Stan crying bc some kid is bullying them at school and Stan is all like ‘tell me the name and how he looks and I’ll punch the child for you sweetie’. It takes Alcor and Mabel physically holding him back to stop him from driving to the kid’s house and fuck him up.

Hc that because the kids Soos and Melody take in come from broken families and supernatural backgrounds, their family/home is called Fixed Family. Also, they make guides for foster parents called “Fixin Their Hearts With Soos and Melody”