michael – Page 2

Wanna see what happens when your mods scream at each other about the AU for three hours?

Click under the read more to read!

(also, if anyone does fic or art off of this, I’m not saying we’ll love you forever but that is what I’m saying)

[7:36:47 PM] Seiya: so not only are you evil for giving me that prompt but DID YOU SEE THIS?!

[7:37:02 PM] Seiya: http://transcendence-au.tumblr.com/post/101288564008/ok-but-what-if-some-of-the-powers-that-willow-got-from#notes

[7:37:06 PM] Seiya: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

[7:37:29 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNG

[7:37:44 PM] Seiya: IF I WRITE A BADASS DIPPER STORY THIS MAY BE THE ONE

[7:38:02 PM] Seiya: because first mr smith tried talking to her mother but well that was a lost cause there

[7:38:25 PM] Seiya: he tried calling cps in town but hwen he told them who it was they laughed and said, no she’s fine, shes loved and happy, don’t worry about it.

[7:38:35 PM] Seiya: the principle, the police, no one seemed to listen to him.

[7:38:42 PM] Seiya: so he had to do something himself

[7:43:48 PM] Seiya: He keeps willow behind when everyone else goes to lunch and locks the door and willow is already starting to freak out because Mabel Pines don’t raise no fool

[7:43:52 PM] Seiya: (even in third grade)

[7:44:09 PM] Seiya: (especially after the kids have been targeted a few times not only because of dipper but her as well)

[7:46:35 PM] Seiya: but despite everything she’s learned so far and everything she can do she’s only in third grade so before she knows it her hands are bound and her mouth is gagged and she’s in a circle on the floor

[7:49:58 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: IM SURPRISED THIS GUY LIVES

[7:50:05 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: THO KILLING IN FRONT OF NIECE IS PROLLY NOT A GOOD IDEA

[7:50:10 PM] Seiya: THAT IS THE ONLY REASON

[7:50:17 PM] Seiya: as mabel once tells him

[7:50:23 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: DIPPER TRIES TO DELUDE HIMSELF THAT NO THATS NOT THE ONLY REASON BUT IT REALLY IS

[7:50:24 PM] Seiya: don’t do anything in front of the kids you don’t want them to see

[7:50:34 PM] Seiya: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[7:50:37 PM] Seiya: but yeah.

[7:50:41 PM] Seiya: he has her in the circle

[7:50:56 PM] Seiya: and he starts chanting some cobbled together things from the bible and stuff he found on the internet

[7:51:07 PM] Seiya: (because Harold Smith really doesn’t know much better)

[7:51:24 PM] Seiya: And it doesn’t hurt Willow per se because of fucking course she’s not possessed.

[7:51:41 PM] Seiya: but she can feel something happening

[7:51:44 PM] Seiya: and she’s already scared

[7:51:51 PM] Seiya: and this just scares her more

[7:51:57 PM] Seiya: and then she feels like she can’t breathe

[7:52:33 PM] Seiya: and three hundred miles away at some routine summons Dipper feels like his heart is being ripped out of his chest and oh my god Willow

[7:52:39 PM] Seiya: 😀

[7:52:53 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: GHHHHHHH

[7:52:56 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HIS BABY NEEDS HIM

[7:53:06 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: 8A8

[7:53:14 PM] Seiya: that’s one good thing about Dipper’s…condition 😀

[7:53:20 PM] Seiya: yeah he can be summoned and bound

[7:53:31 PM] Seiya: but if there is something…someone who has a greater need, a greater hold on his heart.

[7:53:35 PM] Seiya: he can get out of there asap

[7:53:39 PM] Seiya: (uh, if that’s okay?)

[7:58:01 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: yeah!!

[7:58:04 PM] Seiya: but yeah he gets there

[7:58:31 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: i kinda went over thatbefore; basically the most powerful a demon is, the better chance they have of not even needing to stay to hear a summoner out

[7:58:38 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: especially if the summoning was haphazard

[7:58:54 PM] Seiya: that’s what i thought I remembered.

[7:58:59 PM] Seiya: but good to check anyway

[7:59:14 PM] Seiya: also, double easy to get out if you feel your niece about to have an asthma attack

[7:59:18 PM] Seiya: he gets there

[7:59:22 PM] Seiya: he sees willow on the floor

[7:59:48 PM] Seiya: he has the man’s soul in his hands before he even thinks about it

[7:59:58 PM] Seiya: ready to rip and shred and swallow in tiny pieces

[8:00:04 PM] Seiya: when he hears a little meep from the floor

[8:00:24 PM] Seiya: Little Fighter is far more important.

[8:00:42 PM] Seiya: dipper takes willow home

[8:01:10 PM] Seiya: (and he helps her through her attack, even if it’s going to drain him bad enough he can’t pop up for the next few days because right now more than anything she needs to be home)

[8:02:03 PM] Seiya: but yeah.

[8:02:06 PM] Seiya: Dipper doesn’t end this guy

[8:02:11 PM] Seiya: but mabel sure does.

[8:02:14 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HEHEHEHE

[8:02:32 PM] Seiya: he’s going to wish he had the soul ripped and devoured from his body after mabel is done with him

[8:02:45 PM] Seiya: (he flees to florida after this)

[8:02:53 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[8:02:53 PM] Seiya: (he has nightmares every day for the rest of his life)

[8:03:12 PM] Seiya: Because Dipper will never, ever, ever forget

[8:03:31 PM] Seiya: also mabel didn’t say he couldn’t plague this guy with horrendous eternal nightmares soooooooooooooooooooooooo

[8:03:32 PM] Seiya: lol

[8:03:33 PM] Seiya: omg

[8:03:36 PM] Seiya: where did that come from?

[8:03:48 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: G O O D

[8:03:59 PM] Seiya: hehehuehuheuheuheuehue

[8:04:33 PM] Seiya: can I ramble at you more?

[8:05:10 PM] Seiya: HOKAY

[8:05:49 PM] Seiya: squee!

[8:05:59 PM] Seiya: okay.

[8:06:12 PM] Seiya: so i think i inadvertantly made something big on accident with that whole willow/dipper power thing

[8:06:17 PM] Seiya: like I wasn’t thinking much about it at the time

[8:06:27 PM] Seiya: but yeah, i guess there is shit that demons can do that people just can’t

[8:06:30 PM] Seiya: and willow can do it

[8:06:35 PM] Seiya: and it would scare the shit out of people

[8:06:48 PM] Seiya: and dipper would feel bad because this was his fault.

[8:07:01 PM] Seiya: that part of his power is now tucked away in his niece

[8:07:07 PM] Seiya: (ooooooops)

[8:07:12 PM] Seiya: and that gets her into trouble

[8:07:30 PM] Seiya: but they also understand each other really well because of that?

[8:11:40 PM] Seiya: sometimes the sclera of willow’s eyes turns black.

[8:11:50 PM] Seiya: sometimes dipper can lend her extra power if need be

[8:12:48 PM] Seiya: like maybe how dipper can take over mabel’s body for butt kicking? he can’t do that for willow

[8:13:01 PM] Seiya: but he can lend more of his power to her

[9:24:15 PM] Seiya: https://33.media.tumblr.com/2278c21c1cb238ea3c2717ec54f9a62b/tumblr_ndw26s67Ec1tuc2u1o2_250.gif

[9:24:20 PM] Seiya: even though dipper’s eyes are black

[9:24:25 PM] Seiya: i also can see this too?

[9:24:29 PM] Seiya: damn you gravity falls

[9:24:31 PM] Seiya: damn you to hell

[9:24:38 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: GFDAHG

[9:25:52 PM] Seiya: OH FUCK

[9:25:58 PM] Seiya: I’M NOT SAYING THAT’S WHAT WILLOW’S EYES DO

[9:26:04 PM] Seiya: WHEN SHE IS GETTING EXTRA HELP FROM DIPPER

[9:26:06 PM] Seiya: BUT YEAH THAT

[9:27:22 PM] Seiya: when mabel was going out with dipper she was mizar the cheerful

[9:27:25 PM] Seiya: willow is…

[9:27:36 PM] Seiya: fuck cant’ use antares that defeats the purpose

[9:29:06 PM] Seiya: Artemis

[9:29:11 PM] Seiya: because of this

[9:29:24 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: EEEEEEEEEEE

[9:29:26 PM] Seiya: [artemis sends the scorpion-the constellation scorpio-to kill orion]

[9:29:35 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: 😯

[9:29:58 PM] Seiya: oh fuck and i want them to get red when she’s angry but i think that’s overkill

[9:30:05 PM] Seiya: but on the otherhand I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

[9:30:25 PM] Seiya: (also if there is that little bit of bill in dipper, and there’s a bit of dipper’s power in willow then…yeah)

[9:43:33 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: I LIKE THE BLUE BETTER

[9:43:55 PM] Seiya: yiss.

[9:44:19 PM] Seiya: Artemis..or She of the Burning Eyes

[9:44:44 PM] Seiya: (Willow half complains to dipper once that shouldn’t he be the one accumilating titles left and right?)

[9:44:50 PM] Seiya: Dipper laughs and just ruffles her hair

[9:45:01 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: PFF

[9:45:04 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: omg thats adorable

[9:45:07 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: and hilarious

[9:45:10 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: and terrifying

[9:45:19 PM] Seiya: hehuhehuehuheuheuhuhue

[9:45:33 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: i meant to do a little drabbly headcanon for a new OC and it turned into a mini fic god damn

[9:45:43 PM] Seiya: THE POWER OF VOICE SOFTWARE YES GOOD

[9:49:48 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: POSTED

[9:49:50 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: if u wanna see

[9:49:54 PM] Seiya: HNNNNNNNNNNNAL;DFKGJADF

[9:49:56 PM] Seiya: yes please

[9:50:39 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: dipper has had a handful of girl friends but he hasn’t had a guy friend after henry ‘w’

[9:50:56 PM] Seiya: MY HEART

[9:51:12 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: *throws an anxiety-ridden baby who’s plagued with the Sight at dipper

[9:51:22 PM] Seiya: MY BABBY

[9:51:23 PM] Seiya: omg

[9:51:26 PM] Seiya: a;dldkgjad;lkgjdasklgjasd;klagjad;

[9:51:27 PM] Seiya: fuck

[9:51:30 PM] Seiya: fuck zoey how you so good

[9:51:32 PM] Seiya: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[9:51:43 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: IVE HAD HIM IN MY HEAD FOR WEEKS

[9:51:50 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: AND I MIGHT BE BIASED BUT HE’S PRECIOUS

[9:51:59 PM] Seiya: NO NO SUCH THING

[9:52:03 PM] Seiya: HEAD BABIES ARE ALWAYS PRESH

[9:52:29 PM] Seiya: WOULD THEY HAVE BRO TIEMS WHEN MICHAEL IS OLDER TOO?

[9:52:56 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: YESSSSSSS

[9:54:27 PM] Seiya: daw my poor anxious babby

[9:54:29 PM] Seiya: like

[9:54:31 PM] Seiya: i feel that feel

[9:54:35 PM] Seiya: because i’m the super anxious friend

[9:54:41 PM] Seiya: with a severe anxiety disorder

[9:54:50 PM] Seiya: and even though I know i won’t drive them away with my me ness

[9:54:53 PM] Seiya: i’m still like O)O

[9:54:57 PM] Seiya: so yeah michael know that feel boo

[9:55:02 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: ANXIETY OVER THE SUPERNATURAL? HERE YOUR BFF WAS ACTUALLY A POWERFUL DEMON GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

[9:55:25 PM] Seiya: I’m hoping at this point dipper has learned how to people a tiny bit better?

[9:55:35 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: it

[9:55:37 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: might balance out

[9:55:39 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: to where like

[9:55:42 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: he learned a bit better

[9:55:46 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: but at the same time he’s slightly more corrupted

[9:55:48 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: so

[9:55:57 PM] Seiya: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

[9:56:05 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: MAYBE A LITTLE

[9:56:06 PM] Seiya: sorry i shouldn’t hnng at corruption but what?

[9:56:08 PM] Seiya: HNNNNNNNNNNGH

[9:56:09 PM] Seiya: lol

[9:57:24 PM] Seiya: omg

[9:57:26 PM] Seiya: um

[9:57:30 PM] Seiya: when would he need to make a deal?

[9:57:42 PM] Seiya: if that’s k to ask?

[9:57:44 PM] Seiya: becaue akljgl;djg;kldfjglsdfkjg

[9:57:52 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: hmmm i dunno i never thought about it really

[9:57:54 PM] Seiya: lol no worries

[9:57:59 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: maybe while he’s having a panic attack? ;A;

[9:58:07 PM] Seiya: 😦 😦 babbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[9:58:09 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: OH GOD WAIT MY HEART

[9:58:11 PM] Seiya: do it

[9:58:19 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU HAVE AN ATTACK YOU CAN SOMETIMES THINK YOU’RE DYING FOR NO REASON

[9:58:24 PM] Seiya: YES

[9:58:34 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: he begs dipper to save him/keep him safe and he says he’ll give ANYTHING

[9:58:46 PM] Seiya: no michael babby no

[9:58:58 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: poor dipper feels actual physical pain NOT tearing out micheal’s soul on that HUGE GAPING HOLE HE LEFT

[9:59:10 PM] Seiya: …

[9:59:13 PM] Seiya: brb ded

[10:00:13 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: dipper ends up outright denying the deal, and uses his own power to sort of sedate him (dipper can probably make people fall asleep, being a dream demon)

[10:00:29 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: and just sits there with him

[10:00:54 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: probably up on his bed with him, giving no shits and petting his hair till his breathing finally evens out

[10:01:22 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: and micheal almost freaks out all oVER AGAIN WHEN HE REALIZES OH MY GOD I JUST SAID THE ONE THING YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A DEMON DIDN’T I

[10:01:31 PM] Seiya: ….

[10:01:40 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: (that being the “i’ll give you anything” bit)

[10:01:44 PM] Seiya: so you’ve taken my heart and stomped on it but also gave it hugs at the same time?

[10:01:52 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: thats what i do

[10:01:59 PM] Seiya: ….you can do that anytime you like

[10:27:26 PM] Seiya: http://transcendence-au.tumblr.com/post/101307542563/when-the-triplets-are-little-dipper-gives-them-the

[10:27:31 PM] Seiya: also this is the cutest shit

[10:27:59 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: OH MY GOD THATS BEAUTIFUL

[10:28:10 PM] Seiya: I KNOW I COULDN’T HAVE COME UP WITH ANYTHING BETTER

[10:28:13 PM] Seiya: like omgggggggggg

[10:28:21 PM] Seiya: also Dipper giving the kids gifts in general

[10:28:32 PM] Seiya: because even though he can make stuff it’s still a bit hard for him in the beginning.

[10:28:41 PM] Seiya: also he’s a demon and they aren’t used to just GIVING things away

[10:28:47 PM] Seiya: but he’s also dipper and an uncle

[10:28:53 PM] Seiya: and they are his niblings

[10:28:54 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: YESSSSSSSSSS 8U8

[10:29:14 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: dipper fighting every instinct he has to do something nice or sacrifice for someone gives me life

[10:29:41 PM] Seiya: It helps when he reminds himself that the kids are HIS

[10:30:17 PM] Seiya: omg if i ever write that “dipper saving the triplets fic” i want to

[10:30:20 PM] Seiya: there will be a part

[10:30:23 PM] Seiya: where he’s all like

[10:30:35 PM] Seiya: i could feel them the moment they came to be

[10:30:41 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: 8A8

[10:30:41 PM] Seiya: when they dreamt for the first time

[10:30:43 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[10:30:46 PM] Seiya: when their hearts began to beat

[10:30:59 PM] Seiya: i talked to them before anyone else could

[10:31:02 PM] Seiya: so yeah they’re mine

[10:31:17 PM] Seiya: (this isn’t to henry and mabel though because he loves them to much to be that explicit about how he feels about the kids)

[10:31:22 PM] Seiya: but for badass boasting?

[10:31:23 PM] Seiya: yeah

[10:31:25 PM] Seiya: lol

[10:31:25 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HHHHHHHHHHH

[10:31:40 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: to be fair those ARE the closest to children he will ever have

[10:31:46 PM] Seiya: YES

[10:31:47 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: with mabel being his twin and him not being human anymore

[10:31:48 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: so

[10:32:05 PM] Seiya: whoever sent us that fathers day ask i wanted to be like yes one five million forever

[10:32:11 PM] Seiya: kind of like how stan is pretty much grandpa

[10:32:24 PM] Seiya: especially since he was there, like dipper, since the kids were born

[10:32:29 PM] Seiya: changing diapers feeding them

[10:32:35 PM] Seiya: all that jazz

[10:32:43 PM] Seiya: (a lot more than he can say for that nephew and wife of his

[10:32:45 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: ;w;

[10:32:49 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: lays down and rolls in family feels

[10:32:53 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: FAMMILIIIIEEESSSS

[10:34:05 PM] Seiya: lol thanks lady boo

[10:34:10 PM] Seiya: and omg

[10:34:19 PM] Seiya: just

[10:34:33 PM] Seiya: like that would be the first time the kids were really scared of dipper, to see him like that, kicking demon ass

[10:34:50 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: BEING POSSESSIVE

[10:34:50 PM] Seiya: but the last time because the first thing he does once he’s done ripping that soul to shreds and scattering it to the four winds

[10:35:11 PM] Seiya: is drop back down to his human form and run over to them and basically kiss and hug and be dorky panicky dipper over them

[10:35:35 PM] Seiya: also can Dipper straight up rip a demon’s soul up into shreds and scatter it to the four winds?

[10:35:37 PM] Seiya: lol

[10:35:44 PM] Seiya: probably should know that for future fic writing reference

[10:36:04 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: a lower level demon? sure

[10:36:11 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: demons are fucking tough to kill tho

[10:36:49 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: so if you want to make the demon more powerful to give dipper more of a fight, i’d stick with like…. brutally demolishing it back into its own dimension

[10:37:00 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: demon banishment can be done when you damage it enough

[10:37:08 PM] Seiya: ……….

[10:37:09 PM] Seiya: yiss

[10:37:09 PM] Seiya: good

[10:37:23 PM] Seiya: and yeah, i’m thinking a demon

[10:39:35 PM] Seiya: ugh sorry to leave that thought hanging

[10:39:43 PM] Seiya: but yeah i’m thinking for this a higher level demon

[10:39:48 PM] Seiya: who starts skulking around town

[10:39:54 PM] Seiya: leaving ‘presents’ around

[10:40:11 PM] Seiya: and Dipper gets really panicky and takes to curling up around the kids like a cat

[10:40:20 PM] Seiya: which they love but Henry and Mabel and Stan know better

[10:40:32 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: GFDSHFD

[10:40:34 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: AWWW

[10:40:40 PM] Seiya: and then-somehow-other demon figures out about dipper’s connection with the pines

[10:40:52 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: omg what if henry and mabel know better because this happened once before

[10:41:01 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: a demon encroaching on dipper’s territory

[10:41:02 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: :3c

[10:41:12 PM] Seiya: YESSSSSSSSSSS

[10:41:14 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: he did the same thing with them in the past

[10:41:18 PM] Seiya: YES.

[10:41:39 PM] Seiya: (also this time too, as they find out when they wake up in the middle of the night one night and Dipper is lying on top of them like a great dane)

[10:41:57 PM] Seiya: oooooh and last time he was able to scatter that demon to the four winds

[10:41:57 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: GFDAHFDA

[10:42:10 PM] Seiya: but part of the reason he’s freaking this time is because he can feel this other demon

[10:42:16 PM] Seiya: and he knows this one is going to be different

[10:42:28 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: DIPPER ACTUALLY CROUCHING OVER ONE OF THEM AND HISSING THAT THESE HUMANS BELONG TO /HIM/

[10:42:38 PM] Seiya: FUCK AND YES AND FUCK AND YES.

[10:43:10 PM] Seiya: because eventually other dude figures out, despite Dipper’s best efforts (he has power, not finess-other unnamed demon will taunt) that the pines are related to him

[10:43:15 PM] Seiya: and he has his cultists

[10:43:30 PM] Seiya: a. summon him onto this plane with some crazy awful fill in the blank sacrifice here

[10:43:31 PM] Seiya: and b.

[10:43:35 PM] Seiya: kidnap the kids

[10:43:49 PM] Seiya: so when dipper gets there there’s this demon motherfucker all corporeal and shit

[10:43:51 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: ohHHH MAN

[10:43:55 PM] Seiya: with a knife to hank’s through

[10:43:57 PM] Seiya: …throat

[10:44:01 PM] Seiya: #shit gets so real

[10:44:27 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HE SHIFTS TO HIS DEMON FORM SO FAST THE GROUND SHAKES

[10:44:52 PM] Seiya: OMG YES.

[10:45:06 PM] Seiya: zoey you are a terrible influence on me.

[10:45:31 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: eeeeeeeeexcellent

[10:45:34 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: *tents hands

[10:46:25 PM] Seiya: OH FUCK

[10:46:43 PM] Seiya: *brb going to look up a demon name thing because if we’re going to keep doing this i need a better name than demon motherfucker*

[10:47:43 PM] Seiya: no you know what, this motherfucker’s name is going to be carl because that’s easy to spell

[10:48:00 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: “oedipus”

[10:48:50 PM] Seiya: i am also down with this

[10:48:51 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: oedemonpus

[10:48:57 PM] Seiya: i am double down with that

[10:48:58 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: im so fucking clever

[10:49:06 PM] Seiya: I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE

[10:49:13 PM] Seiya: brb in 120 seconds

[10:50:30 PM] Seiya: back

[10:50:31 PM] Seiya: but yes

[10:50:39 PM] Seiya: so dipper and this dude throw the fuck down

[10:50:42 PM] Seiya: i’m talking

[10:50:49 PM] Seiya: that spot where the transcendence happened?

[10:51:02 PM] Seiya: (which i’m imagining to be covered in the magic equivalent of radiation?)

[10:51:07 PM] Seiya: yeah this place is up there with it

[10:51:11 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[10:52:35 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: OH MY GOD slight tangent but jesus christ what if the first time henry ever sees dipper go possessive and berserk is like KINDA SOON AFTER ALL THAT FORUM STUFF HAPPENED AND DIPPER /ACTUALLY/ DAMN NEAR LEVELS THE TOWN JUST BC HE GOT ANGRY

[10:52:53 PM] Seiya: first off YES YES YES

[10:52:56 PM] Seiya: secondly forum

[10:53:05 PM] Seiya: like first demon? or something else?

[10:53:21 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: oh no like the prompt i gave you

[10:53:33 PM] Seiya: oh herp derp sorry

[10:53:36 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: where henry just up and googles “alcor” one day on a whim

[10:53:39 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: pff sokay!

[10:53:47 PM] Seiya: but yes

[10:53:49 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOD YES

[10:54:07 PM] Seiya: (what saves their relationship is Henry finding a 12 year old Dipper curled under their bed crying)

[10:54:21 PM] Seiya: and his first thought is “oh no, little brother noooo”

[10:54:26 PM] Seiya: maybe not that literal but feels

[10:54:39 PM] Seiya: and he tries and cram under there as best he can and gives dipper cuddles

[10:55:45 PM] Seiya: walp that will get put in with your request maybe if i can figure out a reason for dipper to get mad enough to level a town

[10:56:33 PM] Seiya: though i imagine during his fight with oedemonpus the only thing keeping him from leveling the town is that henry and mabel and stan and the kids live in town

[10:56:35 PM] Seiya: and soos and wendy

[10:56:36 PM] Seiya: also

[10:56:45 PM] Seiya: the kids are right there oh my god they’re right there

[10:57:15 PM] Seiya: and there are cultists with knives at their throat but every time dipper goes to try and get the kids out of the way oedemonpus like drags him back into their fight

[10:57:42 PM] Seiya: but then at one point one of the cultists gets jostled and they accidentally drag their knife across acacia’s throat

[10:57:57 PM] Seiya: a really shallow cut but whatever constraints Dipper may-MAY-have had.

[10:58:02 PM] Seiya: yeah they’re gone after that.

[11:00:02 PM] Seiya: (to start, cultist’s souls make excellent fuel for the fire burning in his hands, on him, around him)

[11:02:54 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[11:03:14 PM] Seiya: *hyena cackles*

[11:03:37 PM] Seiya: like a tiny part of dipper (at least right now) holds back

[11:03:49 PM] Seiya: but as soon as the kids are hurt? or stan and henry? or mabel?

[11:03:52 PM] Seiya: oh my god yeah no

[11:04:05 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: REST IN FUCKING PIECES

[11:04:23 PM] Seiya: like now this fight is so epic in my head i can’t even describe it

[11:05:01 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: HE COULD LIKE DESTROY A FUCKING MOUNTAIN OR SOME SHIT

[11:05:16 PM] Seiya: though i imagine right before dipper banishes him from this dimension he rips demon dude’s heart out and eats it right in front of him

[11:05:17 PM] Seiya: ….

[11:05:21 PM] Seiya: dude idek where that came from

[11:05:44 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: i dont know either but i like the way u think

[11:06:28 PM] Seiya: and then all that goes away in an instant because Dipper needs to check on his niblings and make sure they’re safe and heal their cuts and bruises

[11:07:17 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: C H R I S T what if each time another demon has encroached on dipper’s “territory”, some massive land form undergoes destruction and it makes worldwide news because uh helloooo infamous demon? one hell of a light show?

[11:07:29 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOD YES

[11:08:02 PM] Seiya: mt everest used to be the tallest mountain in the world

[11:08:10 PM] Seiya: used to being the operative term

[11:08:32 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: “sup acacia how was your weekend” “oh nm i got kidnapped and my uncle got so pissed he destroyed mt everest and made headlines around the world”

[11:08:46 PM] Seiya: y’know, lil uncle/niece things

[11:09:49 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: when henry and mabel were threatened before the kids came along, a huge chunk of land a few counties over from gravity falls just got

[11:09:51 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: wiped

[11:09:54 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: its a gorge now

[11:09:57 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: or a canyon

[11:10:02 PM] Seiya: canyon

[11:10:23 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: dipper obliterated the demon and basically demolished an entire national forest too oops

[11:10:31 PM] Seiya: but hey there is a nice canyon there now!

[11:10:33 PM] Seiya: 😀

[11:10:40 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: its a major attraction im sure

[11:10:54 PM] Seiya: stan has to be persuaded not to mail the state senator and ask it to be called Pines Canyon

[11:11:19 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: when they start setting up tours, mabel insists on going and dipper is like “can we not, i kind of want to forget i did that”

[11:11:40 PM] Seiya: Mabel is 95% angst proof and not only drags him along, but Henry and the kids

[11:11:54 PM] Seiya: “look guys, that’s where your uncle dipper saved your dad! now there’s a river of blood flowing there”

[11:11:56 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: henry stares at the canyon for like an hour thinking to himself “this is here bc some demon wanted to eat my legs”

[11:13:49 PM] Seiya: dipper and henry both agree they never really ever want to come here or think about this place again

[11:14:01 PM] Seiya: they eventually go sulk at the visitors center while mabel and the kids have a great time

[11:14:13 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: have awkward bonding moments

[11:14:44 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: bc even though it freaks henry out to be reminded that holy shit yeah dipper IS that powerful, its… still actually sweet when you get down to it?

[11:14:52 PM] Seiya: YES

[11:15:23 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: meanwhile dipper thinks henry is just 100% uncomfortable about the whole thing

[11:15:26 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: until he speaks up about it

[11:15:44 PM] Zoey McTwiddydinkles: like dude calm down, the gesture was nice. in a scary way

[11:16:13 PM] Seiya: Then they have coffee and sit in really uncomfortable chairs like brothers

Tag: michael

Michael has to come to Dipper for a HUGE favor ?

This AU needs more Michael and Dipper shenanigans holy shit

Is it spelled Micheal or Michael? Because I’ve seen posts tagged as both and I need to know for… reasons…

Id like to throw a fic prompt out for anyone! We need more Micheal!!