Does this count as my dash doing the thing?
Tag: omfg
okay so like imagine a teacher finds acacia doodling dipper and is like THIS CHILD NEEDS HELP but instead of immediately calling her parents she decides okay im gonna talk to her directly. so she calls in acacia and asks ‘is everything okay’ and acacia’s like yes?? why?? and the teacher admits that she saw acacia’s drawings and she was worried, so acacia’s like oh thats uncle dipper! teacher is kinda like uH so acacia’s like HERE LET ME SHOW YOU and just CASUALLY SUMMONS HIM RIGHT THERE
“Uncle Dipper!”
Acacia ran and leapt into Dipper’s arms, as she did about fifteen times a day. (the triplets seemed to think he was some kind of jungle gym and constantly jumped and climbed all over him, even though Henry was being a whole spoilsport about it and saying things like “Kids, I think you’re getting to be too big to do that. No, like, literally too big.”)
Dipper smiled down at his niece. “Hey Acacia, do you three need a ride home?”
She poked him in the chest. “No Uncle Dipper, don’t be silly, school isn’t out for another two hours. I just wanted you to meet Ms. Okafor because she was asking about you.”
Dipper looked over to see Acacia’s second grade teacher currently passed out cold on the floor.
He foresaw another parent-teacher conference in the future.
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