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There was a transcendence au ask a while ago from lunateluminosity (which i can’t get to for some reason??? it’s frustrating) about a nibling making a magical girl show featuring mabel, who’s chosen by alcor to fight the forces of darkness, and i just couldn’t pass up an opportunity to draw magical girl mizar, so voila! colors look super bad in this pic so i might upload another one later, or i might do a whole set with other characters in the ask ¯_(ツ)_/¯ idk
but yeah, i gave her a gun bc i can’t draw a grappling hook, and also bc it’s more multifunctional; it can shoot holy water, ribbons, glitter, buckshot, whatever. and i’ll let y’all decide what’s in her tool belt! besides a few good weapons, of course.
So I was thinking about the little triplets decorating Henry’s antlers and putting star!alcor on one of them but Dipper gets stuck and can’t untangle himself and no one will help get him out so Henry has to go about his whole day with a grumpy demon next to his head
At least this time Dipper is in object form and thus considerably less heavier than when Dipper is high on Dipnip and spends the day clinging to Henry’s back like a giant, rumbly backpack
At one time the Pines make a video were Mabel und Henry singing Wannabe from the Spice Girls while Dipper has some Doppelgängers of him in the background that supply the music with their instruments and play background singer/dancer.
This is everything Mod S has ever wanted and more
Anomaly #54: “The Mailbox”
I was inspired by some ask that I can’t find anymore but the gist of it was that billions of years in the future, when the universe has reset itself and the big bang has happened again and it’s “2012” again Dipper is so powerful he just decides to watch over the universe as a god. It made me think:
What if the creature in the mailbox from Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained 03 was Alcor from the future? As in, the universe resets itself, but the mailbox is some kind of wormhole that rips through space and time, connecting itself to the mailbox from the last “universe reset.” I don’t really have a reason yet though for why the mailbox would exist in the first place, other than perhaps Dipper created it because he had some use for it at some point?
One day (some time during the summer of the “new 2012”), a letter with the words, “‘Sup dawg?” written on it appears in the mailbox. Dipper starts to have a conversation with whoever’s on the other side of the mailbox via passing letters back and forth, showing off his omniscience as usual, only replying with fancy letter paper and seal because he’s a fancy little shit who wears a suit and bow tie, until he receives a video. Upon viewing it, he realizes that it’s a video of his twin from all those years ago (what was her name… Shooting Star? No, that’s not it…) shoving gummy worms up her nose. He thinks this is a bad joke or something, and he’s greatly upset by it (as he still misses her), so he writes an angry letter to the people on the other side, destroys the mailbox, and flies off to cry in solitude for another millennium.
alcor appears at a summoning playing a really dramatic sousaphone solo and completely baffles a group of cultists. using that to his advantage, he completely destroys the building, all without stopping his solo

FUCK AND YES
Officer Durai’s Journal of Strange Goings-On #2
The town of Gravity Falls was an enigma wrapped in a mystery topped with questions out the ass. Apparently, according to Durai’s research, the town had been a supernatural hotspot for centuries before the Transcendence. In fact, according to some of the books he read at the Shack,—the local library of all things supernatural, once a kitschy tourist trap called the Mystery Shack—the Transcendence originated here.Still, even three weeks into his posting here, he had only scratched the surface of the mysteries of this place.
Clones number 3 and 4 showing Dipper a list. Based off that one ask.
Following the release of the “Twin Souls” movies, Alcor gets a sudden uptick in the number of women (particularly Women Of A Certain Age), who tend to summon him seeking to “console” him. The phrase “Find sweet surcease from your eternal suffering within my loving bosom”, apparently a paraphrase from the books, pops up a lot. Mabel starts selling sweaters that have “Loving Bosom” stitched across the chest.
“MABEL HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!”
“Well Dipper, I have three kids that need to go through college and your fan club really loves these swea-”
“MABEL THEY AREN’T MY FANCLUB I FEEL SO BETRAYED”