Nightmare, Gnomes & More

Continuing from “What you Baa-ying?”

((“These are thoughts.” Also Wendy calls the Psychic Singularity, The Weirdness))

Wendy trekked through the upturned walkway, occasionally stopping to scrape a couple dream shards from the cracks in the floating pavement. Stopping at an intersection of floating debris, she brought out a notebook and a map from her jacket, checking  them side by side.

“Let’s see, this should be Gopher Lane, there  should be a couple logs lashed together from last time leading to Main Street.”

Looking amongst the debris she managed to spot the remains of some rope that had been torn apart. Swearing under her breath, she rechecked her notes.

“Damn Storms, that means the Water Tower is the only way through, I hate the water tower.”

Putting away her things, she stretched her legs getting ready to jump into the debris, when she spotted the Gnomes, they still hadn’t seen her but they were crossing the debris field in groups, making ladders and bridges by using their bodies. Holding her breath, Wendy moved backwards and hid behind a broken Mailbox and let them pass. It wouldn’t do any good facing them alone.

Gnomes hadn’t been much of a problem in the past, the dumb little men were at their worst a pest, raiding garbage cans and stealing food, but since the Weirdness they’d taken a more proactive approach to their survival.  Having the numbers to overwhelm humans for once and the ability to cross the unstable parts of Gravity Falls much faster than them, they’d risen from common annoyance to dangerous rival to the Humans of Gravity Falls. In fact they’d claimed the old Mystery Shack as their own, that being the largest piece of Stable ground in Gravity Falls and seeing as their own glade had been torn apart by the storms, this gave them a very strong base for their raids on other groups.

“And speaking of other groups, here they come.”

With a loud crash and thud, a pair of Manotaurs landed on the debris field, sending most of the pieces spinning through the air, with a huff they prepared for another of their jumps before spotting the gnomes. With a roar they charged at them, while the gnomes rearranged themselves into a larger figure to face them.

The Manotaurs hailing from the Man Cave, as they called it, had been a surprise for most of the humans. With their strength and high jumping abilities they could be found all across Gravity Falls and took whatever they needed, but they weren’t malevolent, just Hungry. Luckily they hadn’t taken to eaten anything apart from pre-packaged foods and Jerky, as such giving them some of these things made them go away, generally. There were some exceptions, such as the occasional jerk wad of a Manotaur who decided to pick on one particular group for fun and food, Wendy herself was quick to make examples of these, lest more of them start doing it.

“Seems these two groups are going to be here a while better sneak by.”

But before she could move, a cold wind passed through, followed by the sky and surrounding void darkening, the Gnomes and the Manotaurs stopped fighting and looked around in dread. As one the Gnomes began to retreat in haste with shouts of “Retreat!”, “Run!”, “It’s coming!”. The Manotaurs letting go of the gnome they were fighting, stepped back and ran in terror. The Sky darkened further, and the normally featureless grey void of Gravity falls was dark as night, only the flickering of the broken lamp posts and the orange glow of the Dream Fragments offered any light. Wendy began to back away from the Intersection, but a surge of pain inducing terror stopped her in her tracks, struggling to concentrate she hid behind the Postbox again and hoped it wouldn’t find it.

As the darkness became more oppresive, two yellow eyes opened in the darkness, featureless and with a cruel and bestial look they surveyed the area, in a flash of movement, one of the flickering lamp posts was smashed, briefly revealing a long and svelte creature of darkness, akin to some sort of reptile or evil rodent. It’s eyes were the only thing that could be seen in the darkness, as it prodded and searched amongst the debris. Wendy covered her mouth trying to hide her pained breathing as the Nightmare continued its methodical search for prey.

The Nightmares were the worst of the things to happen to Gravity Falls in this, they weren’t a beast or monster, they were more akin to forces of nature. Generally staying in the more unstable areas of Gravity Falls, they occasionally ventured out following the more destructive Reality Storms, tearing apart anyone foolish enough not to run, the few who didn’t, were dragged away into darkness, luckily they never entered the Stable Areas, but Nightmares had been known to stay in the same area for days, waiting. Luckily they weren’t completely immune, they were weary of fire and light, weaponised fire had been used successfully to drive of some Nightmares but only defensively.

Covering her mouth with one hand she reached for a small satchel in her jacket labelled Magnesium. The Nightmare’s eyes turned towards her hiding spot, Wendy could feel the yellow eyes through the twisted metal of the Mailbox and prepared her lighter. With a sudden rush of air the Nightmare left and the darkness began to lighten and Wendy sighed in relief putting away the magnesium.

“This better be worth it.”

Open the Floodgates 1/?

criss-croissant:

By this time around you guys should be bursting with fics and ficlets, so why not I join the party. A Psychic Singularity fic based off of a beautiful Transcendence Au Headcanon thingy.

Warning: Slight blood, gore and cannibalism.
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Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

Acacia’s toe repeatedly stamped on the floor in an angry pattern, impatience coming off her in waves. “Mom, Dad and Hank have been gone for-e-ver!” She hissed through her teeth.

The Pines had an important school event to go to that night, but the boys of the family (excluding Uncle Dipper, who had disappeared rather quickly to answer a summons) were determined to get the dress ties they needed.

“Acacia calm down, they’ll be back in like, less than ten minutes. This school thing isn’t starting until tonight, why are you in such a rush?” Mabel soothingly asked her daughter, who had moved on from tapping her toes to pacing across the living room. “Because this ‘school thingy’ is super formal, and I know how long they take to get ready.” She sighed, rubbing her temples.

A sharp ring of the phone interupted any more discussion. “Willow, can you get that sweetie?” Mabel’s voice echoed across the house. “Sure Mom.” “Who is it?”

“It’s for you Mom! Dad needs to talk to you.” WIllow answered in a high-pitched, almost worried tone. She rushed over to her daughter and grabbed the phone, afraid that her husband was hurt, or worse.

“HenrywhatswrongareyouokaywillowsoundedworriedsoIthoughtsomethingmighthavehappeneddoyouhaveallyourlimbsdoIneedthebat?” Silence, before a gentle sigh.

“Mabel dear I’m fine, I just…Ah, could you come to the water tower? Hank pointed something out and we’re a little…Preoccupied.” His voice didn’t seem worried necessarily, just a strange, almost forced casualness to it. Oh no, they weren’t taken by a cult or something were they?

“Acacia, Willow, get the bat, we’re going to the water tower.”

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Henry had finished his call to Mabel when he realized that perhaps it was not the best idea.

The last time he had seen him anywhere close to this, whatever this weird feeling was, he got punched in the nose.

Maybe if they left him alone and let him work things out himself, he would calm down.

He didn’t want to butt into things that weren’t his business

So Henry decided that maybe, just maybe, he could convince his wife that whatever they thought they saw was gone, they could go home safe.

A cult, a kidnapping, something dangerous and terrifing. Those were what raced through Mabel’s head as they sped down along beaten roads and trails, ready to fight.

What she wasn’t expecting however, was to see nothing. Just her two boys staring at them as they drove up.

“Wha…This wasn’t some joke was it ‘cause you gave me a heart attack!” Mabel rested her hand on her chest, trying to relax. Henry only nervously glanced at the top of the tower before meeting her eyes.

“Mom, I think somhmph!” Hank was interupted by a hand over his mouth, courtesy of his father. “ Licking won’t work.” He whispered to Hank, and he quieted down in defeat.

Unfortunately, their act wasn’t enough to keep Mabel from prying. “So why did you call us here? You sounded awfully worried.” She stared sceptically at him, before a spatter of something landed on her head.

“Ewugh. What’s this stuff?” A grimace escaped her lips as she rubbed the gooey gold substance off her hair. Willow pointed high above her head, Acacia gasped, Hank and Henry looked on with worried stares and Mabel’s eyes widened as she stepped back in surprise.

Dipper floated high above them, nearly 100 ft. It wasn’t hard to tell that he was in pain, or he at least looked like it. Curled in a ball, drops of gold ran along his face and dribbled off his chin, landing on the ground with soft thuds.

Mabel cupped her hands over her mouth. “Dipper, what are you doing?” She yelled.

Dipper did not hear her however. All he heard was laughing, maniacal laughing and cackling echoing in a voice far too inhumane. He kept hearing his chuckles and giggles of pure delight as he tore apart the cult, ripping their insides out and devouring them, gaining even more power with each gulp. It didn’t go like how he planned. He wanted to teach them a lesson, but he…Oh god he was a monster. He could still taste their coppery blood, each handful of flesh that he enjoyed so much more than he ever would have wanted to.

The water tower groaned and creaked as several holes punctured its rusted sides, water leaking out and floating in the air with Dipper, before boiling into steam.

The wind seemed dead, no gentle breeze was anywhere, but the trees flailed violently as if in a hurricane.

Mabel did not like this. Her brother had dealt with his share of bad summons, but this was going too far. He could hurt the whole town with it in his view. ” Henry, how long has he been like this?” Her voice wavered.

“I don’t know. About te-” Henry was cut off by a powerful gust that forced every one of them down.

Dipper opened one eye to see blobs of grey-blue, with a dark black threatening to overcome each blob. The colors turned a sickly bluey-yellow. Why were the colors so worried? What were they scared of? He tried to think, but the painful screams drilled into his mind so hard he let out a yelp. He wanted to burst out of his skin, his soul, this galaxy, anything to be away from it. That’s all it took. One little push at the door, and the floodgates opened.

The Pines opened their eyes to… a relatively normal watertower. Acacia was the first to clamber up the ladder to look onto the town, when a istubed mutter came from her. “Guys I think you need to see this.”

Mabel was with her in a heartbeat, and she gazed on her new, strange town. The lake, the Shack, the Theater, all those memorable places for Dipper and her were a warbled, flickering grey, like someone smashed it together with…

She knew that black-and-white color scheme.

That was the Mindscape.

What Ye Baaa-yin?

A Psychic Singularity ficlet, we explore what everybody else has been doing, also time goes weird in there so everyone feels a different amount of time has passed.

What ye buyin’?

Having time and space twist and turn uncontrollably was surprisingly enough easy to handle. Much like sailing, all you had to was watch for the signs of change in the right locations, like water flowing backwards, smelling the color blurple, sprouting flowers in your armpits amongst other things. Maybe that last one did have some issues, but nothing Wendy Courduroy, hunter and supernatural expert extraordinaire couldn’t handle, no, what she couldn’t handle was these conniving Denizen Merchants:

“ THIRTY DREAM FRAGMENTS FOR A 10 FOOT ROPE, THIS IS DAY LIGHT ROBBERY!”

“Them’s the baa-reaks, human. Supply and demand and all that stuff, us Sheeple have to make a living too.”

“Come on isn’t there anything I can do to bring that down a bit. Here I got some nice sweaters, some canned prunes…”

“Look human, if you don’t got the dream fragments, you’re just wasting my time. So git.”

Wendy sighed and lugged her pack away from the tent, the encampment the Sheeple had set up near the lake was abuzz with activity, as the few people composing her team traded supplies for the Sheeple’s vaunted orange fragments  of energy.

The Sheeple were a curious bunch at first but they proved to be helpful enough, for a price, mainly the Shards. The Dream Shards or Fragments seemed to appear with every new surge of reality, seemingly caught by the few places that wouldn’t change in the twisted realm Gravity Falls was caught in, and the Sheeple just couldn’t get enough of them, but they were cowardly bunch, so it was left to the Humans who were either brave or foolish enough to go out between the Reality Storms to gather them.

“Tambry, what we got?”

“Oh, Wendy, well we got most of the stuff on the list but prices seem to be going up, apparently getting the raw materials is getting harder for them. Also Rammstein wants’ to talk with you.”

“Now what the hell does that Horned Sonnuva…”

“Greetings Herd Master Courduroy.”

“Heeey Rammstein, I mean Herd Master Rammstein, Tambry said you wanted to speak to me.”

Standing before her was the large and obviously  in charge Ram of this particular group, or Herd Clan as they called themselves. With his large curved horns and ritualistic robe, he cut a very distinct figure amongst his clan members.

“It is better we speak in private, Herd Master.”

“Okay, I’ll follow.”

Rammstein led them towards one of the larger tents, plundered from an old Outdoors shop and painted with various sigils and symbols, the Sheeple had thus turned it into their common area, as well as the Herd Master’s lodge. As they entered, Rammstein gestured for the few sheeple present to leave before sitting down on a bean bag and waiting for Wendy to do the same.

“Cozy” Wendy said sitting down before turning to the Ram, “So what did you want to talk about so urgently you had to bring me into your Tent for.”

“Been talking with some of the other Herd Clans and they’ve been hearing and seeing things that may be interesting to your Herd Clan of Humans.”

“Okay, here we go, what’s the price?”

“No price, it’s just information we want, we can’t stay around here for much longer. And since your kind insists on entering the dangers of the Unstable areas you must now of other Stable areas unaffected by the Reality Storms. We thought it prudent to ask you for that information”

Wendy pondered over this, on the one hand, stable parts of land in Gravity Falls had become a rare commodity since the weirdness happened, fights had started out early on for the few places not affected by the strange effects of the storms, in fact her current group had managed to strike out a good parcel just outside the Library but that had been from pure luck. Still if this information truly was important to them, it wouldn’t pay not to share a little bit of their explorations.

“Okay, I think I may know of a place you can go to, but before I give you the place, tell me, what’s this information about.”

“It is about the Boss-man.” It was odd, how the Sheeple seemed to revere the Half-demon in some way, not that they ever approached the areas inhabited by his… Personalities, it seemed like some unwritten rule amongst them. Wendy herself, well she’d known the guy since before he ever became a demon, they’d been friends since before the Transcendence even happened, but this whole situation, it did put a bit of a damper on her opinion of him.

“You mean Dipper? He’s already caused all this with that breakdown in the center of town, he disappeared, everyone saw it and nobody’s been able to summon him since. What’s going on with him now?”

“It’s not exactly about him.”

“Then what? Is he going to finally end this, this thing,” She gestured all around her, “cause we’re sick of this, fighting off the nightmares and the damn Gnomes for every scrap of food and gear, not to mention the damn Manotaurs, damn idiots only understand fists to the face. It’s been a month and half for god’s sake …”

“I know these are trying times, but the other Herd Masters and I have found a hope for unifying the Boss-man’s psyche…”

“And don’t even get me started on those idiot from the Sheriff’s office, fat lot of use they were when shit went down, I had to beat some sense into those… wait what?”

“Yes, we’ve been watching the epicenter and we saw the storms release someone that might be of interest to you.” He pulled out a photo from out of his robe. “I believe this is Mabel Pines and your cousin, along with their offspring, is that correct.”

“Mabel, Henry and the Triplets, wow… It’s been so long… How long ago was this taken?”

“I’d say about 4 hours ago, but with the recent storms, we can’t be sure.”

Wendy made up her mind.

“Okay there this place out east by the Northwest Estate, most of them were out of town so you shouldn’t find too much trouble there.”

“Thank you Herdmaster Courduroy.” But she had already left the tent. Rushing towards the edge of the encampment where the world became a mess of greys.

“TAMBRY, Get the rest of the guys and start heading back to the Library. I’m heading out!”  Tambry rushed towards Wendy, as she pushed against the barrier of the encampment.

“Where the hell do you think you’re going?!”

“To fix this damn mess. I’ll be back.”

With a final push , Wendy passed into the unprotected Gravity Falls, with a deep breath she did a handstand and planted her feet on an upside down walkway, allowing gravity to redefine itself and pull her onto it.

“Okay Henry, let’s see if I can find you, you troublesome cousin.”

Psychic Singularity: Oh yes almost forgot, during this time his answering machine goes; “I am sorry, your summoning can’t be taken at this moment since I am having a mental breakdown, thank you for your time and if you still continue to insist Ȉ͇̲̻̝ͥ̀ͦ͛̈́ ̞͍̰̹̰ͮ̉̆͐ͦ̆W͚͚̙̯͇̉̕I̫͖̪̲ͩ̒͐ͩ̃L͎͈͟L̹͕̭̯̣̉ ̣̮̖̯̮̽Ḙ̟̜̭̲̬͖̒ͮ̌ͭ͛͑A̱͇̩̟͕̜͒͛̑ͪT̟̜̼͎ͫͥͭ̔͐ ̷̩̳̉͛̉̓̾Y͚̬̥̫̳̔̈́̄̀Ȍ̪̼̳̬͉͎͛͂ͣU̥̘̦̤̼̗͗̍̆̔ͯ͞R̗̞̜͙̼̜͉̋̍̈́̆ͣ̕ ̣̦̬͇̲͙ͭ̈̈́̈̊S͙̙̝Ŏ̳̤U̼̥̣̙̦̻̬̽̄̚L̡͖̦͇̪̩̘̣S̞̖̈͒͝. Thank-you for calling on Alcor for your deals, Buy Gold.”

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Wasn’t expecting the Psychic Singularity idea to explode, but it’s great. Anyway, more stuff, since this is basically Dipper’s Psyche crash landing onto Gravity Falls, this means that Time and Space are horribly distorted: the lake;now the size of a sea, the library; endless maze,the shack; towering construct of memories, the forest is considered a bad idea. Maybe some townsfolk do escape and start scraping a living by trading with Dipper’s mind Denizens (not the facets) using dream fragments.

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Purgatory (1/?)

in-mutual-weirdness:

AN: So even though I’m about 5k words behind on my nanowrimo draft, my muse decided to dump this longfic on me. So here’s my take on the Psychic Singularity

TW for: gore, child abuse, character death, and suicide. It should be less dark in the coming chapters. Hopefully.

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He hated child sacrifice.

It was not enough to simply say that he hated it. He loathed it with the fire of the stars. How could people be so cruel? That they could cut short the lives of innocents for their own gain? How dare those cultists think that was something for the taking. The children’s lives were his theirs, to be savored for however many years they lasted.

So when he popped into that dank room, he was so furious that he didn’t even notice the cinnamon and rosemary scented candles. What he saw was the children—a young boy named Leon whose blood dripped from his slit throat into the drain (there for that very purpose), and his sister, clutching his broken body.

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Is anyone going to make a fic of this hc/fic of this Psychic Singularity thing that just happened? That would be amazing

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