The worse thing is, Leticia is allergic to lemons so she can’t even make lemonade.
Tag: reincarnation
An R!Henry named logan that has Loganberry bushes for antlers.
Sorry if this has been asked before, but has Alcor ever adopted another reincarnation of Bill other than Toby?
As far as Mod S can remember no- unless one of you writes the thing in which case yes.
An r!Henry who is an identical twin. She grows tomatoes on her antlers, food for everything from salads to pasta sauce! But then, since she’s so close to her sister (physically, mentally, and spiritually) for just that lifetime, she has antlers as well. But they only grow green tomatoes. Cue sadness as small children… until they find out you can cook green tomatoes like eggplant, and it’s delicious!!!
They later open a food truck that specializes in fried green tomatoes
Something Borrowed, Something Blues 7 / ?
Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five / Part Six / Part Seven / Part Eight / ?
So I have to apologise for the unannounced, unexpected month-and-a-half hiatus. I found out by trial and error (mostly error) that I can’t consistently update two longfics while also consistently working on a novel. I’m going to finish this and Imbalance, but after that, I’m planning to take a step back from fic to focus more on my original fiction. I hope you’ll check out @katesummervsthemultiverse if you’re interested in what I’ve been getting up to!
I’m also on AO3 as MaryPSue!
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The first thing that caught the eye, entering Gravity Falls, were the cliffs.
It had been true in 2012 and it was true now, a little over a thousand years later. The valley in which the town nestled sloped gently downwards, only to abruptly terminate in a towering wall of rock. The cliffs loomed over the valley like enormous sentinels, keeping watch over everything that lay before them. One of the huge outcroppings of bare stone that hung over the valley had lost its top, a chunk of rock almost the size of the town itself sliding off and crashing into the base of the opposite cliff, but the distinctive UFO shape could still be made out, if you knew what you were looking for.
Gravity Falls had changed too much, and not at all.
Orange Lilies, 9/12?
A/N: I actually finished this in 3 days, but let it sit a couple so I could go through it later. 5 days is soon enough, I think.
Bentley has two conversations with Dr. Fantino, whose research is probably not netting them the results they want. Dipper and Torako have their own talk with a very protective mother, and Dipper realizes that maybe he was ignoring some important calls.
8k, so shorter than last time but still a significant read!
Chapter 8: Dr. Fantino Conducts an Actual
Interview“So where are we going?” Bentley
asked, shuffling along on weakened legs. They’d stopped being so strict about
knocking him out and prohibiting all human interaction. It might have been
because he’d become prone to bouts of paralysis, where he stayed in one
position and stared out into nothing, consumed with the overwhelming feeling
that he couldn’t move, that he was frozen in place. Bentley knew he wasn’t
actually paralyzed, but also his brain and body were having fights these days
and Bentley was out of control more than he was in control. Moving around was
therefore a bit of a pleasant surprise.He held no illusions as to how that
pleasantry was going to end.“You’ll see,” the nurse guiding him
said. Bentley was almost offended by how absolutely non-threatening the nurse
was. It was like Bentley wasn’t thought of as a problem. To be fair, it was
mostly true. He didn’t even have footwear, and it was hard to be intimidating
without shoes. And shuffling. And also sometimes trapped in his own head.However, Bentley was content to let the
misperception regarding his capabilities lie, just in case things changed and
he needed the upper hand. He didn’t know how much he could accomplish with a
weak body and without anything to draw sigils with, but there had to be
something, eventually.“I’ve never been out here awake,”
Bentley said instead. He was starving for conversation that wasn’t with
himself, and the pale, hollow walls of wherever they were were as good a
conversation starter as anything. They felt unnatural, like there was really
nothing there even though they were solid. Bentley had reached out and touched
one just long enough to tell it was there.“I know,” the nurse said. He had
dark eyes and a thin, straight nose. They never really met Bentley’s, never
really even did more than glance at Bentley’s face. He kept his hand splayed
out between Bentley’s shoulderblades, touch professional but not overly pushy.
Bentley was kind of ashamed at how much better the contact made him feel. “But
now you are, I guess.”Bentley hummed. “It’s weird.”
“Yeah,” the nurse sighed. “Yeah,
it’s really unsettling. All right, so, here’s where we’re going! You’ll be
alone inside that room, but you’ll be monitored.” The nurse looked like he
might say something but bit it back with a complicated expression on his face
that Bentley was in no shape to decipher.“When am I not monitored?” Bentley
asked, dry, because it was one of the few ways he could distract himself from
the frigid anger he felt at every dehumanizing aspect of his treatment. He
hadn’t physically peed in so long he missed
it.The nurse laughed awkwardly, and
opened the door set into the walls. The door felt more tangible, more actual,
than the hallway surrounding them. Bentley nodded his thanks and stepped in,
his hospital gown swirling around his knees. The door shut, and locked, behind
him. Bentley leaned against it and surveyed the room.It was bigger than the hole they’d
shut him in, but maybe only twice as much. The space was relaxing, but also
unnerving after so long—however long was—in his own room, big enough for two
twin-sized beds and nothing more. This space even had a table in the middle,
and enough room to walk around it comfortably. Bentley blew his bangs, now past
his nose, out of his eyes. The room smelled a little old, which was odd in a
place that smelled only like absence. The reason for that, Bentley realized,
was because there were some things on the table: a disfigured stuffed bear, an
old tuba, a strand of gaudy beads, a very outdated piece of technology that
Bentley didn’t even recognize, a beautiful vintage vase, and a pink bat with
nails and screws hammered into it. It took Bentley a moment to realize what was
happening.Once he started laughing, it was
very, very hard to stop.
Orange Lilies, 8/12?
A/N: I wrote 11k in 48 hours. Please be prepared to read this in several sittings or not move for an hour or two. I apologize for its length.
Ao3
ff.net–>refuses to accept my copy and paste as non-coded text.Enjoy!
Chapter 7: Lloyd Remnit is the Victim
of a Break and Enter and Subsequent TheftIt takes several days of
ever-heightening tensions to find Lloyd Remnit. In the interim, Torako shouts
at Dipper twice to quit hovering (she wants to shout more), Dipper stubbornly
refuses to answer any summons (the third time one comes through, he makes a
disgruntled expression and mumbles something about an answering machine,
whatever that is), and they have a harrowing experience at a Twin Souls
convention in South-Central Canada because of a thief. Torako might have
enjoyed Dipper’s shock and subsequent revulsion at a graphic Mizcor fanfic
reading in room D27, but she was a little busy. Not only was she trying to hunt
down the little shit that stole her phone and all the evidence on it, but her
period was also square on day two. Yes, she had a MagixTampon in. Yes, she had
extras. Also yes, stress fucked her period pain up to astronomical levels, and
the cramping was making everything ten times worse than usual.Honestly, there were only a few
things that saved the convention from being razed to the ground between
Torako’s pain-enhanced irritation and Dipper’s Twin Souls related disgust. They
were that one, Torako managed to corner the thief between a rarepair merch
stall and somebody selling fanart just safe enough to be shown to the public
and just raunchy enough to make Dipper squirm, two, Dipper remained stubbornly
attached to her hip and was therefore unable to wreak havoc on the
convention-goers, and three, the thief apologized in a small, tremulous voice
before offering Torako all his money, please, just don’t hurt me I didn’t
realize you were this intense. Torako showed mercy. Torako only took half—and
she only took it because the thief had wasted
time that she could have spent finding
Bentley. Even half wasn’t an insignificant amount of cash.In the end, however, Dipper managed
to find Lloyd Remnit’s residence, and they blipped just outside the walls
before continuing on.“I still think you should have taken
all that dude’s cash,” Dipper said in a (recently) rare display of emotion
beyond guilt, protectiveness, or rage. His footsteps were purposefully heavy as
they walked up the long gravel drive to Windfall Manor proper. There hadn’t
even been a gate, but even with Dipper running interference the hum of the
wards they passed through had set Torako’s teeth to vibrating. Rich people,
Torako thought.“Does this guy even need this much
land? This much grass?” Torako said
instead of answering Dipper’s question. It was moot point anyways. Torako
looked out at the wide, hilly lawn surrounding them, exquisitely cultivated
ornamental gardens dotting the landscape here and there. She hadn’t seen so
much useless grass in one place in her life. The gardens didn’t even look like
they had any fruit- or vegetable-bearing plants in them. It was, quite frankly,
insane.Dipper did his shrug thing. “Grass
was pretty normal a millennia or so ago.”“Weird,” Torako mumbled. She stared
at a bush shaped like a narwhal as they passed. She half-suspected that it
wasn’t even real. “This is a really weird dude.”
WAIT- if one of Henry’s reincarnation can bear tomatoes… Then there must be a reincarnation of him with eggplants! >:3
You are correct, eggplants are a form of fruit as well!
Alcor doesn’t know why Maddie greats Toby with a hug every time he come’s (home) over. He definitely didn’t tell her that how you greet your brother. No what could have given you that impression. She probably learned it a school. Yes, school that makes sense. Right.
the sarcasm in this post gives mod s life
Aperture, Adetokunbo, and Chiddle, the main changelings from my new fic, You Better Run.