Head Cannon that after the Transcendence, the Bottomless Pit becomes connected to Alcor’s top hat and that’s why he keeps finding stuff in there that he doesn’t remember before people (Stan) keep dumping things in there.

fenerismoon:

transcendence-au:

Oh my god that makes way too much sense.

… In my notes, my OCs David and Sarah use that self same bottomless pit as an outflow for their house’s septics. (I was even planning to include a joke about how they’re making money off the municipality of Gravity Falls by renting out the bottomless pit as an alternative to dumping the towns sewers into the river.)

Not to mention they’ve dumped their own share of dark secrets down that hole.

raindancing-with-the-stars-above:

eye-of-orion:

eye-of-orion:

So I was innocently trying to google for a non-broken lamp and somehow I came across this website where

I mean I just

This is the scale u guys

IT IS BIGGER THAN A PERSON

For those times when you need a giant horse statue with a totally useless little lamp-hat

Just put a fuckin horse in your house

Why not

GUN

UPDATE I MADE THIS POST AND NOW TUMBLR

CURSED 

FUCKING 

IMAGEEEEE

buy a lit horse for 

$8583

ii-thiscat-ii:

Hey look, I’m trying to be funny. @fenerismoon‘s OCs and Alcor’s hat is probably a good start.

On Ao3

It started as your normal, everyday summoning. Not that Sarah
summoned demons very often. Not even this particular demon. Sure, she
was a Pines, and yes, she was perhaps overly interested in her family’s
history, but for the most part she could track down the stories and
trivia on her own. It was only sometimes, when she ran into an
especially infuriating snag in her research, or when she had a theory
she really just needed confirmed, that she drew up a circle and called
on the family patron.

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