Under cut for length (i mean, we’ve had longer but just in case)

omg but mabel being like “he’s so cute!” at count solas
[1/9/2015 10:14:50 PM] Seiya: and dipper being like “MABEL NOOOOO”
[1/9/2015 10:15:04 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: OH MAN
[1/9/2015 10:15:08 PM] Seiya: and mabel is like dude calm yo self i know better BUT LOOK AT HIS LIL OWL EYES AN THOS LEGS
[1/9/2015 10:15:32 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘not gonna hug him. not gonna hug him. dangit i really wanna hug him.
[1/9/2015 10:16:11 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: slightly related note
[1/9/2015 10:16:34 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: I’ve been wondering for a while about writing something about like directly post-transcendence
[1/9/2015 10:16:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: after they’ve figured out what’s happened and Dipper’s had a little time to freak the fuck out
[1/9/2015 10:17:07 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and then another demon shows up
[1/9/2015 10:17:34 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: like ‘what did you do. how did you steal Bael’s powers.’ and like they get in a MASSIVE fight
[1/9/2015 10:17:42 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOD YAS
[1/9/2015 10:18:16 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and Dipper thinks that this other demon wants to know how to steal powers? or might know? and if so, might be able to put him back to normal?
[1/9/2015 10:18:29 PM] Seiya: NOOOOOOOOOOO BBY NOOO
[1/9/2015 10:18:41 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and this other demon is just like ‘THIS HAS ONLY EVER HAPPENED ONCE BEFORE AND THAT LITTLE SHIT DID I ON PURPOSE. YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE. YOU BETTER NOT COME AFTER THE REST OF US.’
[1/9/2015 10:18:55 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and it’s just a horrible misunderstanding
[1/9/2015 10:18:59 PM] Seiya: mary
[1/9/2015 10:19:02 PM] Seiya: you have killed me
[1/9/2015 10:19:02 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and yeah
[1/9/2015 10:19:10 PM] Seiya: i cant even right now
[1/9/2015 10:19:13 PM] Seiya: THAT SOUNDS SO AWESOME
[1/9/2015 10:19:17 PM] Seiya: MY BABBU DIPPER
[1/9/2015 10:19:21 PM] Seiya: ALSO ONCE BEFORE WAT
[1/9/2015 10:19:23 PM] Seiya: 😉
[1/9/2015 10:19:57 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Well we had that whole conversation on the blog about the idea that maybe there’d been a human who’d become a demon once before and they’d just. Lost it. like a couple centuries in?
[1/9/2015 10:20:10 PM] Seiya: oooooohhhhh
[1/9/2015 10:20:11 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: idk that part’s flexible
[1/9/2015 10:20:26 PM] Seiya: IT ALL AWESOME THO
[1/9/2015 10:20:28 PM] Seiya: MY HEAD ASPLODE
[1/9/2015 10:21:01 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: 😀
[1/9/2015 10:21:05 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: thank
[1/9/2015 10:21:19 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but yes that would be the incident that establishes Gravity Falls firmly as Dipper’s territory
[1/9/2015 10:21:37 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and sends a warning to the demon community at large Not To Fuck With The New Guy
[1/9/2015 10:23:16 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: I have a whole list of things I want to write for it
[1/9/2015 10:23:31 PM] Seiya: i should probably make a list lol
[1/9/2015 10:23:37 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: including one that involves Dipper turning up to the premiere of the Twin Souls movie
[1/9/2015 10:23:47 PM] Seiya: hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[1/9/2015 10:23:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: because that’s never not going to be hilarious to me
[1/9/2015 10:24:27 PM] Seiya: would mabel be along for the ride as well? prolly not but at the same time you know she would totally go and see it
[1/9/2015 10:24:29 PM] Seiya: five times
[1/9/2015 10:24:46 PM] Seiya: (henry and stan will some how find themselves magically roped along as well
[1/9/2015 10:25:28 PM] Seiya: dude stan totes steals half the things that go in the library
[1/9/2015 10:25:48 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: That’s how all the great museums of Europe got started!
[1/9/2015 10:25:56 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: There is historical precedent.
[1/9/2015 10:26:28 PM] Seiya: stan whips that argument out the first time mabel calls him on his shit
[1/9/2015 10:26:41 PM] Seiya: “sweetie, you don’t outclass the vatican without…borrowing some things’
[1/9/2015 10:26:43 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: bahaha yes
[1/9/2015 10:26:48 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: beautiful
[1/9/2015 10:27:13 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘besides what about all those necronomiwhatsits you and Dipper bring back from your mystery whatever-ing?’
[1/9/2015 10:27:58 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘you want me to just chuck those in the trash? ’cause I can do that.’
[1/9/2015 10:27:58 PM] Seiya: YAAAAAAAAA
[1/9/2015 10:28:04 PM] Seiya: Mabel calls him on his bluff
[1/9/2015 10:28:09 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘the damn things scream all night anyway.’
[1/9/2015 10:28:35 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOD YES
[1/9/2015 10:28:39 PM] Seiya: at some point
[1/9/2015 10:28:46 PM] Seiya: mabel and dipper keep bringin him stuff
[1/9/2015 10:28:50 PM] Seiya: as long as he ‘stops’ stealing
[1/9/2015 10:28:53 PM] Seiya: which of coruse
[1/9/2015 10:28:54 PM] Seiya: doesn’t happen
[1/9/2015 10:28:59 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Of course!
[1/9/2015 10:29:01 PM] Seiya: but he’s a lil more discreet about it
[1/9/2015 10:29:08 PM] Seiya: and mabel turns a blind eye
[1/9/2015 10:29:20 PM] Seiya: because grunkle stan does get some pretty sweet books
[1/9/2015 10:29:26 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Dipper’s like ‘I thought the deal was he’d stop stealing if we did this?’
[1/9/2015 10:29:38 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and Mabel puts a hand over his and looks deep into his eyes
[1/9/2015 10:29:48 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ‘Dipper. I love you. But you’ve never tried to run a business.’
[1/9/2015 10:29:59 PM] Seiya: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[1/9/2015 10:30:01 PM] Seiya: BOSS MABEL
[1/9/2015 10:30:10 PM] Seiya: DOUBLE POINTS IF SHE BRINGS THAT UP
[1/9/2015 10:30:15 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: it drives Dipper crazy because WE MADE A DEAL, MABEL
[1/9/2015 10:30:20 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: HE HAS TO HOLD UP HIS END
[1/9/2015 10:30:22 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOD I DIDN’T THINK OF THAT
[1/9/2015 10:30:35 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: He tries to keep it under wraps though because
[1/9/2015 10:30:42 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: you know
[1/9/2015 10:30:44 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: that’s demon talk
[1/9/2015 10:31:16 PM] Seiya: nooo my dipper babbu
[1/9/2015 10:31:25 PM] Seiya: dipper feeling actually kind of ill because he can’t keep this deal up
[1/9/2015 10:31:52 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: oh noooooo
[1/9/2015 10:32:45 PM] Seiya: stan and dipper having some angsty heart to hearts over this
[1/9/2015 10:32:47 PM] Seiya: well
[1/9/2015 10:32:51 PM] Seiya: as heart to heart as stan can get
[1/9/2015 10:32:59 PM] Seiya: maybe making a new deal?
[1/9/2015 10:33:20 PM] Seiya: stan still steals shit but he has to try every legitimate option before he whips out that suitcase under his bed
[1/9/2015 10:33:29 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: oh my god this is beautiful
[1/9/2015 10:33:32 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: yes
[1/9/2015 10:33:37 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: of course
[1/9/2015 10:33:38 PM] Haberdasher: he’d wiggle room his way out of that too
[1/9/2015 10:33:43 PM] Seiya: dat stan
[1/9/2015 10:33:48 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Stan’s definition of ‘every legitimate option’
[1/9/2015 10:33:48 PM] Haberdasher: have any of you guys read the later hitchhiker’s guide books?
[1/9/2015 10:33:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: …
[1/9/2015 10:33:52 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Yep!
[1/9/2015 10:34:09 PM] Haberdasher: because i’m thinking of the scene where ford "tries to pay” with an american express card
[1/9/2015 10:34:15 PM] Seiya: OMG YES
[1/9/2015 10:34:16 PM] Haberdasher: “but dipper, i TRIED to get the book”
[1/9/2015 10:34:19 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES
[1/9/2015 10:34:41 PM] Haberdasher: “you offered currency that hasn’t been valid for several decades”
[1/9/2015 10:34:44 PM] Haberdasher: “I TRIED”
[1/9/2015 10:34:46 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: pffffffffff
[1/9/2015 10:36:17 PM] Seiya: OH MY GOD FUCKING STAN WOULD DO THAT THOUGH
[1/9/2015 10:36:27 PM] Seiya: that’s why dipper has stan teach him about deals ands stuff
[1/9/2015 10:36:30 PM] Seiya: because stan is king
[1/9/2015 10:36:32 PM] Haberdasher: yesss
[1/9/2015 10:36:32 PM] Seiya: at fucking people over
[1/9/2015 10:36:37 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Yeah!
[1/9/2015 10:37:04 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (I’m still stupid in love with the idea of Dipper picking up wearing suits because he was trying to imitate Stan because that’s the cutest damn headcanon)
[1/9/2015 10:37:17 PM] Haberdasher: d;aww
[1/9/2015 10:37:38 PM] Seiya: that is a soul destroyingly cute hc
[1/9/2015 10:37:46 PM] Seiya: guh we need more stan in the au
[1/9/2015 10:37:51 PM] Seiya: #stan pines 5ever
[1/9/2015 10:38:01 PM] Haberdasher: we need more stanLEY pines in the au
[1/9/2015 10:38:03 PM] Haberdasher: 😛
[1/9/2015 10:38:12 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: 😀
[1/9/2015 10:38:29 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Personally I don’t think they’re getting him back but that’s just me being horrible.
[1/9/2015 10:38:34 PM] Seiya: nope i don’t either
[1/9/2015 10:38:43 PM] Seiya: thus the stanley pines MEMORIAL library
[1/9/2015 10:38:52 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (And I mean. Super nebulous on whether anything like it’s actually gonna happen in canon. But that goes without saying.)
[1/9/2015 10:39:02 PM] Haberdasher: i don’t think they’re getting him back for good at any rate
[1/9/2015 10:39:06 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Oh
[1/9/2015 10:39:19 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Oh no what soulcrushingly sad thing are you thinking
[1/9/2015 10:39:23 PM] Haberdasher: …incorporate that sad headcanon about stan coming across his brother’s skeleton in the portal
[1/9/2015 10:39:29 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: WOW NO
[1/9/2015 10:39:31 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: mean
[1/9/2015 10:39:44 PM] Haberdasher: that could happen during the transcendence
[1/9/2015 10:39:46 PM] Haberdasher: or after
[1/9/2015 10:39:46 PM] Seiya: no no no no no no no
[1/9/2015 10:39:49 PM] Seiya: on no no no
[1/9/2015 10:39:51 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: no no nonono
[1/9/2015 10:39:53 PM] Seiya: (okay yes you have a point9
[1/9/2015 10:39:55 PM] Seiya: but noooooooooooooooooooooooo
[1/9/2015 10:39:58 PM] Haberdasher: stan makes a deal to open the portal or at least find out his brother’s fate for sure
[1/9/2015 10:40:02 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: it happening during the transcendence though
[1/9/2015 10:40:07 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: him being THAT CLOSE
[1/9/2015 10:40:13 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and
[1/9/2015 10:40:17 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: wow that’s CRUEL
[1/9/2015 10:41:07 PM] Seiya: dude fuck yeah it happening in the transcendence-destroy your nephew’s life forever AND realize your brother is truly dead wheeeeeeeeeeeee
[1/9/2015 10:41:38 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Yeah what I was thinking
[1/9/2015 10:41:39 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: was
[1/9/2015 10:41:43 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: if Stanley was still alive
[1/9/2015 10:41:53 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: until they busted the portal trying to stop Bill’s plans
[1/9/2015 10:41:58 PM] Haberdasher: OOOOOH
[1/9/2015 10:42:09 PM] Haberdasher: what if stan had to make that decision
[1/9/2015 10:42:13 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: GOD YES
[1/9/2015 10:42:14 PM] Haberdasher: the universe or his brother
[1/9/2015 10:42:16 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: FUCKING
[1/9/2015 10:42:22 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YEAH THAT’S WHAT I’M HERE FOR
[1/9/2015 10:42:44 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: I was already headcanoning that the reason he’s working on the portal at all is in his brother’s memory
[1/9/2015 10:42:52 PM] Haberdasher: agreed
[1/9/2015 10:43:14 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and having to decide between it and the kids was kind of the major turning point of the disaster
[1/9/2015 10:43:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (and of course because I’m terrible I’m assuming that would be what Bill was expecting him to do, because he’s no good at all at hiding how much he cares about those kids)
[1/9/2015 10:44:07 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (so he makes the right choice but yeah the world is fucked)
[1/9/2015 10:44:28 PM] Haberdasher: yep
[1/9/2015 10:44:32 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (and it’s only because of the kids that magic just comes back)
[1/9/2015 10:44:33 PM] Seiya: THAT’S EVEN WORSE THAN WHAT I WAS THINKING
[1/9/2015 10:44:36 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: 😀
[1/9/2015 10:44:40 PM] Seiya: OMG YOU ARE AN EVIL MADWOMAN MARY
[1/9/2015 10:44:44 PM] Seiya: all i had thought out was
[1/9/2015 10:44:52 PM] Seiya: stan always blames himself for what happened to dipper
[1/9/2015 10:44:53 PM] Seiya: always
[1/9/2015 10:44:55 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Hey, tragic assholes who have to choose between their loved ones and the universe?
[1/9/2015 10:44:58 PM] Seiya: it never goes away
[1/9/2015 10:44:59 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: KINDA MY THING
[1/9/2015 10:45:03 PM] Seiya: LOL WAE?
[1/9/2015 10:45:04 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (y)
[1/9/2015 10:45:11 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (yes he does)
[1/9/2015 10:45:19 PM] Seiya: like Dipper forgives him (though he doesn’t see what there is to forgive)
[1/9/2015 10:45:25 PM] Seiya: and mabel is like “pffffffffffffffft”
[1/9/2015 10:45:32 PM] Seiya: but stan was supposed to watch over the kids
[1/9/2015 10:45:33 PM] Seiya: and he failed
[1/9/2015 10:45:36 PM] Seiya: big
[1/9/2015 10:45:43 PM] Seiya: and he never forgets that
[1/9/2015 10:46:02 PM] Seiya: (and now i need stan kicking butt protecting the triplets because fuck if he’ll let his kids down again)
[1/9/2015 10:46:24 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: Yes yes yes yes. 😀
[1/9/2015 10:47:02 PM] Seiya: oh god stan just looking at dipper sometimes
[1/9/2015 10:47:13 PM] Seiya: and he knows, he knows what dipper is going to have to go through
[1/9/2015 10:47:19 PM] Seiya: and everything turns to ashes in his mouth
[1/9/2015 10:47:28 PM] Seiya: and he needs to go and notcry somewhere for awhile
[1/9/2015 10:48:02 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: ohhhhhhh nooooooooo
[1/9/2015 10:48:09 PM] Seiya: heuheuheuehuehe
[1/9/2015 10:48:31 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: so good yes
[1/9/2015 10:49:22 PM] Seiya: stan taking the kids in after their parents not-kick them out
[1/9/2015 10:49:33 PM] Seiya: and vowing to himself he won’t fuck things up more than he already has
[1/9/2015 10:49:37 PM] Seiya: they need a safe place? they got it
[1/9/2015 10:49:46 PM] Seiya: they need an ear? they got it (well he’ll try)
[1/9/2015 10:49:59 PM] Seiya: they need to learn how to drive? he’s terrified but he got it
[1/9/2015 10:50:28 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: AWWWWW
[1/9/2015 10:50:49 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and every time they go out to do ‘Mystery Twin things’ he stays up until they’re back with the first aid kit out
[1/9/2015 10:50:53 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: tries to pretend he doesn’t
[1/9/2015 10:51:04 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: fakes falling asleep in front of the boring old lady movie channel
[1/9/2015 10:51:09 PM] Seiya: OMG NO BUT YES
[1/9/2015 10:51:16 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: but as soon as they blip back he’s up
[1/9/2015 10:51:17 PM] Seiya: (dipper can tell he’s awake but he keeps it on the dl)
[1/9/2015 10:51:20 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: and fussing over them
[1/9/2015 10:51:22 PM] Seiya: OMG YAS
[1/9/2015 10:51:42 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: acting like he’s not fussing. That’s a pretty serious scrape, Mabel, don’t bleed on my chair!
[1/9/2015 10:52:05 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: (as he gets older he actually starts falling asleep and just. hates it so much.)
[1/9/2015 10:52:30 PM] Seiya: JFC NOOOO
[1/9/2015 10:52:44 PM] Seiya: dude stan being their dad more or less gives me so much life like you don’t even know
[1/9/2015 10:52:51 PM] Seiya: (stan gives mabel away at her wedding)
[1/9/2015 10:53:07 PM] Haberdasher: awwww
[1/9/2015 10:53:14 PM] Haberdasher: he totally would
[1/9/2015 10:53:50 PM] Mary Mary Quite Contrary: YES