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What kinds of careers/lives do Wendy’s friends end up having? I always imagined Nate became a teacher, but I’ve never thought about the others.

Robbie: high school band teacher. Somehow matures into having an Aizawa vibe as a teacher, which is the true miracle.

Lee: Goes to film school, becomes a director for basically every genre television show to hit the CW or Fox for the rest of his life.

Tambry: Rules over a cell phone repair kiosk/storefront empire that eventually covers the tri-state area. 

Wendy: Demon hunter, and occasional motivational speaker. (do not ever refer to these events as motivational speaking in her presence however)

Thompson: starts out getting his MBA like his parents wanted, but drops out and opens a horse ranch. To everyone’s surprise, it is highly successful. Eventually has two Triple Crown winners come out of his stables.

Is it too obvious to ask for tau headcanons?

marypsue:

The underappreciated characters edition!

1. Melody gets really, really good at practical magic. Minor everyday spells to help out around the house, kind of thing. Anyone with aches and pains goes to her for cures (even if the cure is sometimes ‘get outside and walk more, you lazy butt’), she’s never caught without an umbrella, her kitchen always smells nice. She has an Understanding with the local fair folk and can occasionally be found sitting out on a picnic blanket with Mabel and several odd shimmers that look like people if you catch them out of the corner of your eye, commiserating about how annoyingly reluctant unicorns are to provide bits of their bodies for potion ingredients. She also makes a mean tiramisu.

2. One of Fiddleford’s robots gains sentience in the aftermath of the Transcendence. Tate is secretly a little jealous of the attention it gets at first, but quickly learns that nothing brings father and son together like teaching a ten-ton robot with the mental ability of a six-year-old not to step on people.

3. Post-Transcendence, a lot of ‘normal’ people start looking deeper into the weird family legends that imply they might have some supernatural heritage, and others start coming out about the supernatural heritage they already know runs in their family. Turns out Tambry has a gorgon somewhere back in her family tree – hence, her tendency to avoid direct eye contact. 

4. Candy, as we all know, opens a weapons shop in town eventually, which has the largest and most diverse range of anti-supernatural devices probably in the world for a good while. Despite the fact that Wendy’s weapon of choice is always her axe, after her star starts to rise as ‘Wendy Corduroy, Demon Hunter’, she has an endorsement deal with Candy’s for a while that sees her provided with prototypes of Candy’s latest designs for free so long as she tests them in the field. Wendy cuts the deal off after the third time she has to regrow her eyebrows.

5. Robbie is not, in fact, a zombie.

But both his parents do start dabbling in necromancy – at first just to put the zombies in the graveyard back to permanent sleep, and then because reanimation is a fun party trick and if the zombies won’t stay buried, the least they can do is help out around the house. 

notcaswin:

alright, i wanted to colour them before i posted them, but that would have taken forever and i really need to get them ALL out into the open instead of just r!henry and r!mabel, aha ¯_(ツ)_/¯

anyway, im now semi-oc trash, thanks to the @transcendence-au whoops;;

if anyone’s interested in knowing more about my r!’s, feel free to ask! i can’t do any fancy posts since i’m on mobile, but i do want to talk about my children, aha;;;

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The Scouring: Chapter 6

phenyxsnest:

On AO3: Start Here; Current Chapter Here

On FF.net: Start Here; Current Chapter Here

Mabel had passed
‘pissed off’ a few miles back and now was seething, occasionally
tugging at her bonds. Bad enough these wacknuts had probably ruined
her sweater – it was a cult thing, she’d lost more sweaters to that
then she wanted to remember – and that they’d threatened her to
make her bro-bro listen to them, but they’d threatened her kids!

Okay, four out of
five (because Reina was so one of hers now) since Hank and Vivi (who
was also now hers) were still safe in Portland, but that was low. And
as soon as any of the Pines got free, they were going to pay for
that.

She hadn’t seen or
heard anything from Dipper or Willow in hours, and she was pretty
sure by this point it wasn’t just because she and Henry and the other
kids were being threatened.

The link between
her and Dipper went both ways, even if it wasn’t as strong from him
to her she could still feel him, and he was scared.
Dipper wasn’t supposed to be scared, he was too powerful for that and
still her dorky brother and she was the only one allowed to terrorize
him!

Okay, Stan and her husband and the kids could, but they were family.
Oh, and Wendy and Paz and Soos, but they were pretty much family. So
only family was allowed. Not these…religious fanatic nutjobs.

And especially not Gideon. Fucking Gideon.

Continue on AO3 // Continue on FF.net

This is the anon who submitted the wedding list.
Mod S, if you are writing a fic of that you can use anything I have ever submitted to write it. I know whatever you write will be awesome.
Also I thought of more things. Which I will list now.
Mr. and Mrs. Pines come and try not to do anything offensive on Mabel’s special day. May or may not succeed. Up to you.
Stan admits that he spent a significant amount of money on Mabel’s wedding. EVERYONE is all “OMG! STAN spent money!” And Stan’s all “Screw all of you!” And Then Mabel gets all emotional and goes “Oh, Grunkle Stan, I knew you cared!” And THAT’S when Stan get all embarrassed in his Stan way.
Henry has a “This is going to be my life from now on” existential moment that makes him smile. He may or may not share this with Dipper.
Dipper walks Mabel down the aisle.
Soos is the Best Man.
Soos’s Best Man Speech.
ALL the speeches really.
At some point during the wedding, Manly Dan stands up and shouts “YEAAAAHHH!!!” Bonus if it’s during an important part of the ceremony, like right after the “I dos”. Extra Bonus if Mabel joins in.
Pacifica is there at every stage of planning the wedding.
Grenda arrives on a cerberus. She shouts “NO REGRETS, MABEL!”
“Your notepad’s a piece of bark Toby”
Someone spikes the punch and the gnomes start barfing rainbows.
Dipper gets the dogs and Aoshima from Mabel’s Smile Dip hallucinations to show up.
Henry does something Accidentally Awesome and half the guests are “So THAT’S why she’s marrying him.”
Tambry blogs about the wedding and it causes a mix of disbelief, jealousy, confusion, and mass hysteria. Especially after she posts videos of Alcor the Dreambender doing the chicken dance.
Quentin Trembly reminds everyone that Mabel is still a U.S congressman.

Again, Mod S, your fic will be awesome. Unending Mabelkitty Dipper Willbreaking Stare GO!