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Nursery Rhyme

“Dip and Mabes ran up the hill
To stop Bill’s evil scheme.
Dip was struck and Mabes cried out,
‘My Dipper’s becoming a monster.’”

“Three niblings.
Three niblings.
See how they chant.
See how they chant.
They all called out for the dream demon,
Who came just in time to sa-ave them,
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three niblings.”

OOOOh pazzers meeting the woodsman?

phenyxsnest:

Pacifica paused mid-step, staring up at the huge mansion up on the
hill looming over Gravity Falls.

It was strange to think she’d once lived there. Now, she hadn’t even
stopped by to say hello to her parents, despite visiting Gravity
Falls with their grandchild.

Of course, if they’d acknowledge that Theo was, in fact, their
grandchild, blood or not, instead of trying to talk Pacifica into
having a ‘proper’ heir or trying to buy his affections when they
weren’t dismissing him, that might have helped. As it was, well, she
had no intention of making him sit through half of what she’d endured
before the twins came into her life.

As far as she was concerned, her parents weren’t going to so much as
set eyes on Theo unless a miracle happened and they had a true change
of heart.

Besides, she and Theo had better family now than those two.

Speaking of which…she glanced ahead, to where Henry and the three
fireballs he called his kids were milling around, more than making up
for Theo’s silence with their chatter.

Her parents had had eight years to get their act together when it
came to her and Theo and their relationship with the Pines and to
treat them as people instead of a legacy, something they could buy
and put into a box until they needed it. She wasn’t going to let them
ruin this outing. She had Henry and the triplets all to herself today
(which was a little awkward, since she almost always had a twin with
her when she dealt with Henry, but she refused to let that stop her)
and she wasn’t going to waste it.

Besides, it was Henry. He accepted Dipper for what he was and
loved him, she wouldn’t have a problem (and shouldn’t feel half this
awkward, he and Mabel had been married how many years now? He’d been
dealing with Dipper’s demon shenanigans and
‘forgetting-how-to-people’ for how long? Honestly, the man was a
plaid-flannel-wearing saint.).

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Dip-dop is summoned to another human sacrifice cult. He is outraged at first, but then realizes that one (or more) of the cult members is a reincarnation of either Mabel, Henry, or one of the niblets. Continue with Dipper’s usual wrath upon said cult, but he is extremely saddened after killing the reincarnation of a loved one. (Plot twist: the human used for the sacrifice was also a reincarnation of Mabel/Henry/niblet)

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April 29, 2038

storiewriterkalyn:

So. It’s 4:15 AM. I started this two nights ago as a way to just keep writing while I was stuck with VA. 
I was going to go to bed at 1:30. LIKE A GOOD PERSON. Help me.
Inspired by this ask, but also used as an excuse to play around with formats and diferent modes of storytelling. So it’s a bit odd. 
Well. Enjoy. I’m going to go hit my pillow with my face, so I’ll see everybody’s reactions hopefully AFTER NOON today.

April 29,
2038— 1:38 PM.

           “—latest
casting for the most recent supernatural film, Son of the Moon, has placed actor Max Charles in the role of the
Gypsy Father and acclaimed actress Pacifica Northwest in the role of the Gypsy
Mother. When asked what she thought of being cast in such a secondary-character
role, the heir to the prolific pro-natural Gravity Falls-based Northwest Family
said the following:

           “‘I realize that this story is about Hanzi
rather than my character, Syeira, but when I read the script she really stood
out to me. Like, here is a woman who, desperate to have the child society
commands she does, makes a deal with the moon and has her life fall apart.’”

–Dust
falls from the ceiling. There’s a faint rumble that receives no attention from
the cohosts, Jax and Arya, though Arya does glance up at something off-camera
during mid-sentence.–

‘“Perhaps she has very little to do with the story other than as a plot
device, but I think that, like, I could give her the character that others
might not put into her.’

           “Jax,
any thoughts?”

           “Well,
you know what I think of Pacifica Northwest—I doubt she’s the confident,
in-your-face celebrity she presents to the public. We all know that the
Northwests are traditionally very pronat, and that their daughter emerged as
being so heavily super-nat rights is both interesting and also very telling.
Why is Pacifica so attached to Syeira? Well, I’ll tell you. It’s because she
felt—”

–Crashing.
On-screen, the floor rips apart between the two cohosts of TMSNBC, who barely
avoid falling into the rift. The camera judders and falls at a tilt.–

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What with Steven Universe and Ultron now, Alcor needs a gem too. So. The niblets find a chunk of amber and use it in a deal – lots of memories made in the finding, and it’s a fossil so double points. He eats it. In his saiyan form it sometimes appears on his chest, and as his power grows there is some unease and speculation that /holy shit maybe he has an infinity gem/. Bonus trivia: the infinity gems are said to be the remnants of an all-powerful being that committed suicide due to loneliness.

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limitations

hikstii:

i have two half-finished fics open in word docs right now but what do i do?? WHOOPS i wrote more transcendence au trash. friends with tax benefits trash no less!! but literally no one is surprised by that lmao

based on this ask bcause the thought of dipper taking off his wedding ring to do the dishes and causing mass hysteria is TOO GOOD TO MISS. so here have 800 words of it

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trouble

seiya234:

Mabel didn’t often get upset at the kids, but when she did, she was loud and furious enough that Dipper usually took refuge in another part of the house to avoid the spillover.

He was taking refuge in the kitchen, corporeal as to get into a tub of ice cream Mabel had gotten for him when Stan came in.

“What’d the kids do this time?” his grand-uncle asked gruffly, reaching in a cabinet for the whisky bottle. He winced as he stood up and Dipper made a note to himself to do something for the old man’s joints.

“They lit their counsellor, Mrs. Stamp’s, desk on fire.”

Stan didn’t spit his drink out because that would have been, as he put it, “alcohol abuse” but it was pretty close.

“Acacia heard on the playground that Mrs. Stamp was thinking of seperating the three of them and putting Willow into the MagEd class, so she talked Hank into making a distraction with her while Willow went in and sneezed all over the desk.”

Stan whistled appreciatively, then remembered that he probably shouldn’t encourage this type of thing.

He shook his head. “That girl gets the three of them in trouble once a week, just like your grandfather.”

Dipper froze slightly and took a quick peek at the emptier than he thought bottle of whisky. Even now, after everything had come into the open, Grunkle Stan rarely talked about his brother.

His grandfather.

Stan meanwhile stared off into the distance. “Nothing Lee loved more than stirring the pot when we were that age. The number of black eyes and broke noses I got following him…” 

He barked out a laugh and took another drink.

“Trouble from the day he was born.”

Dipper didn’t want to interrupt but he couldn’t help himself at this point. “And you weren’t?”

Stan smirked. “Watch that mouth of yours kid,” he said but there was no heat behind it and Dipper smiled. 

They both winced at a particularly loud “Acacia Ruth!” from the other room.

Stan sighed. “I should have given Acacia the talk our dad gave Stanley long before this.” He caught the look Dipper gave him. “Something about being how if people listen to you, it’s your job to not lead them into trouble.”

He took another swig of whisky. “She can talk them into anything, and that’s the problem.”

“They don’t have to listen,” Dipper said, playing devils advocate.

“And Mabel never talked you into doing anything stupid?” Stan retorted, raising an eyebrow.

Dipper decided now would be a good time to change the subject.