
This is basically a series of fics I’m working on, but HC that lost/abandoned/etc children are brought to/find the Mystery Shack and live inside. Misha is still developing sentience at the time and few living inside realize the Shack may be alive.


Probably more the Mystery Shack rather than Mizar. And even then for the Mystery Shack, it’s more while ze’s growing up and learning how to take care of themselves. Once ze is able to start eating and burping out the bones of intruders, Dipper figures ze is going to be fine.
1. Mod S imagines that outwardly, the Shack doesn’t change overmuch size wise, outside of gaining an extra back room and a room tacked onto the roof completely in the face of any and all building codes.
Inside on the other hand well… If the Shack likes you, you only get lost sometimes. If you try and hurt the people inside, the Shack will swallow you whole
(it big)
2. Look, I for one don’t want the universe to implode and neither does the universe, so we just keep Mabel away from games of chance with cosmic entities.
So lots of kids live in the Wandering Shack, and are presumably educated there too since ze’s always moving around, and so the kids can’t go to a regular school because those are stationary. Thus, I headcanon that some children brought in by the Shack might stay and teach when they grow up. And everyone knows the best part of going to school are the field trips, and the teachers and the Shack doesn’t want the kids to miss out on such a fun thing because they don’t go to “normal” school, so where might they take them?
The science teacher, a redheaded curly-haired r!Mabel, usually has the zaniest ideas. Their suggestion to visit the inside of an active volcano wasn’t even the most memorable, and it erupted glitter that day. Not even Alcor knows how they got THAT to happen, and he was THERE. The class agreed that it was all very educational, however.
The Wandering Shack putting Dipper in his place yes good
More the former. By the time the Shack has obtained sentience xey have been sitting in the same spot for several centuries! Xey were ready to go out and explore!
The Wandering Shack putting Dipper in his place yes good
HC that one of the other kids living in the Wandering Shack is a girl who likes to go around trying to fix the Shack up with an old, old toolbox (one that Dipper instantly recognizes) she found ‘just lying around’ back when she was a six and relatively new to the Shack.
It doesn’t take long for Alcor to notice that things around the Shack that shouldn’t be breaking—like the electrical wiring that hasn’t actually carried anything as boring as electricity since Mabel’s lifetime—are suddenly having small issues like braiding itself into giggling friendship bracelets or being nibbled on by rats made of living (non-flammable) fireworks. It’s never anything dangerous or even that inconvenient, and Dipper notices right away that the problems seem to go away almost immediately after little Reagan gets to work with her pre-Transcendence tools.
He never voices his observations, though… Why bother? The Shack knows Dipper’s glad to have their handyman back, too, even if Soos is a little shorter this time around.
Mod R doesn’t see him trying to ‘fix’ the parent to make them neurotypical. It would be a tricky situation at first, but I see him refusing the deal as the kid has described it. He’d make another deal with the kid to get their parent the resources needed to treat their schizophrenia (edit: if the parent themselves consented to it): meds, therapy and the like. If worst comes to worst and the parent proves themselves unfit to take care of the child, maybe Alcor even takes the child in himself (to the Wandering Shack or somesuch), but has the two in regular contact, still a family.
Edit: As an aside, the terminology generally agreed upon nowadays is “neurotypical” for people without mental illnesses or disabilities, not “normal”, as that is generally agreed to be problematic. To all, I want to reiterate that, in regards to this kind of thing, trying to “fix someone to make them normal” is a very problematic idea and not a thing that Alcor will do, regardless of the circumstance. It belies ideas and doctrines that he is opposed to, and this has been said before on the blog.
Editedit: Another issue with this type of deal you’re suggesting is it’s another person wishing for the neurodiverse person to be “fixed”. The neurodiverse person doesn’t get agency or a choice or even an opinion on whether they want to have a big part of how they perceive the world erased. He would definitely not like that.