ONE MILLION WALLS ALL AT ONCE.
lol jk
So I feel kinda bad admitting this but it’d have to be Uncle Dipper. He had a bad spell one time at my trailer when I just had Jojo and Nito, and I wasn’t sure what I could do to snap him out of it so I… maaaaybe socked him in the nose. That worked, though then he was a dumb mopey butt the rest of the time he was there.
Like I know it’s cheating and doesn’t really count because I’m the only person-well, one of a very few people- that could get away with punching Uncle Dipper and live buuuuut I PUNCHED A MOTHERFUCKING DEMON.
(obviously this makes me alpha triplet)
Imagine games of two-truths-and-a-lie with the triplets, or Never Have I Ever
“There is no way you punched Alcor!”
“You do not know the head of the Portland Mafia!”
“Wait you ate HOW much glitter?”
“You measured your height in gnomes as a child?…. With or without hats?”
“Seriously, you never saw the Loinclothicles series? We’re having a movie night.”
Tag: willow
Hey! How’d they get here?
Willow pumps her hands in the air and whoops, “I’m on fire!” *In her excitement (or maybe she’s drunk) she accidentally summons flames from the palms of her hands. Her hair catches fire for a moment* “Shit! I didn’t mean literally!”
This is beautiful and Mod S needs Art of this stat
wip of the transcendence triplets…
GUYS I NEED DIPPER ACCESSING HIS OMNIPOTENCE AND/OR THE INTERNET (with his mind of course because what nerd HASN’T wanted brain access to the web?) TO EXPLAIN HOW THINGS HAPPEN TO THE TRIPLETS (ie Acacia asking where brass knuckles come from, Willow wondering how much Weird was normal before the Transcendence, Hank hoping to find out if he’ll ever be as Pines Brand Crazy [TM] as his family) and going on tangents and not noticing when the sun sets. And rises. Until Mabel goes DIP IT’S TOMORROW!
How Things Work TM with Dipper Pines!
question about alcor’s summoning circle: what exactly are the triplets symbols? I can see willow’s is a fire, but I’m not quite sure what the other ones are supposed to be. also, because there are multiple fics of alcor having various different circles (the Cult of Sir Dippingsauce one has always been mentioned as being different from the normal one) could other symbols represent Cassie, Lucy Ann, and just about anyone else Dipper was close to (as either dipper OR alcor) which change the circle?
Acacia is the compass (the cross with four little circles) which is an allusion to her middle name, Polaris (or the Pole Star). Hank is the new moon (the circle within a circle) which is also an allusion to his middle name, Sirius.
What animals have the kids brought home in hopes of keeping? How many of Henry’s stray cat friends followed him over from Manly Dan’s place? (How many of those cats decided to ‘make friends’ with Dipper?)
The kids have brought home, over the years
- a raccoon
- an opossum
- a momma opossum and her babies
- Louis the Gnome
- minnows they put in an empty milk jug for that purpose
- garden snakes
- a bear cub
- Andrew, Louis’ husband
- a… thing with more eyes, tentacles, and orifices than Henry ever needed to see
- lots of sticks and rocks. Sticks and rocks are cool.
- a baby alligator. Also the day Mabel and Henry found out there was a small alligator population in Lake Gravity Falls (damn exotic pet market)
- More baby birds than you can possibly count
- Dipper (he was stoned off his gourd at the time and Mabel sent them to fetch)
somebitofeverything: How do Mabel and Henry get along with Lucy Ann? And Hank’s sisters?
They all love her, which is nice for Lucy Ann since it’s been…. a very long time since she’s had a whole family dote on her.
Henry does his best to resist asking history questions… at least, until Hank lets him known that if there’s one thing Lucy Ann loves doing, it’s humblebragging (or tbh, just plain bragging) and since she likes Henry, it takes very little or nothing at all to get her started about the time she partied in Cana with this cool guy named Josh, or punching a hole in the Berlin Wall or-
Acacia likes trouble. Lucy Ann likes trouble. Hank tries not to leave them alone together after that time with the whale, five cans of spray paint, and a police chase.
Willow finds Lucy Ann’s company very restful, her aura in Willow’s Sight soothing shades of grey. And there are things about the Sight, about her empathy, that Lucy Ann knows about from 5000 years of knocking around on the Earth that no one, not even Dipper, knows about.
Mabel makes Lucy Ann bedazzled and crocheted caps, experiments with putting blood in soup, in smoothies, in Mabel Juice and maybe she mothers her a bit which at her age is of course beyond ridiculous but…
It’s nice.
And she’s not going to complain.
magical-awesome-kid: Has anyone tried to dye Henry’s hair before? Prank or otherwise? Was it Mabel, Dipper, the kids, or a combination?
The kids managed to talk him into it once! The trips know that their Dad has a secret funny/goofy side, though it doesn’t always come out in obvious ways.
Thus the summer when they were eight and Henry took a week off to be with them and Mabel and Stan coming back to find Acacia with bright pink hair, Hank with green hair, Willow grey hair, and Henry bright blue.
Favorite shenanigans for the triplets to get into?
Acacia loves making trouble, (a little too close to comfort demon-like love if Dipper says so himself). However, as she gets older, she likes to get into outdoor shenanigans: rock and tree climbing, kayaking, caving, et cetera.
Hank, as gregarious and people loving as he is, also loves taking long drives by himself when he needs a break. Oftentimes he’ll get in the car and start to drive, with no set destination in mind. This is how he ended up in Nevada one night. It’s a long story.
Willow gets a kick out of karaoke, and often goes into Bend or one of the other bigger towns when they have karaoke nights. (The emotions of the crowd feed her and it’s dangerous, so very very dangerous to do that, to feed off that but she leaves every time with her head spinning and a big grin on her face. That will be the last time.
She says that every time.)
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