Ford blinked, eyelashes and eyebrows thoroughly singed now.
“She sneezes fire,” he finally managed to choke out. Next to
him, his brother let out a gravelly laugh.
“And breathes it, and lights her fingers up….” Stan paused. “Also
the bathtub. That was interesting.”
“And it doesn’t hurt her?”
Ford got thwapped by a small fist.
“Grunkle Ford I’m right here!” Willow scowled at him from
her perch on his lap, the worry that had been on her face after she sneezed now
gone.
“Oh, yes, yes. I’m sorry my dear girl.” Ford cleared his
throat. “Does it hurt?”
Willow giggled and shook her head, sending her braids
flying. “Nope!”
Ford’s fingers itched for a pen and paper.
“Fascinating! How large of a flame can you produce? And for
how lo-“
Out of the corner his eye, Ford saw Stan frown.
“Hey kiddo,” Stan interrupted. He held up his beer can and
shook it. “Take this inside and get me another one?”
Willow wiggled off of Ford’s lap, and ran over to Stan,
plucking the can from his hand before bolting inside.
Ford frowned at Stan.
“Stanley, I’m not sure its appropriate to have a five year
old fetching alcohol for you.”
Stan snorted. “Ma had us getting her gin bottle for her from
the time we could carry a glass bottle without breaking it. But that’s not the
point.”
“What is then?”
Stan crossed his arms and glared at Ford. “Don’t be treating
our niece like a lab rat.”
“Stan!”
For a second Stan almost began to argue, almost began to let
his temper get the best of him. But then he paused. Things were still strained
between him and his brother at times, but on the whole they were far better
than he had ever hoped it would be. And they were better in part because over
the years Stan had finally, barely, learned to think before he spoke (sometimes
anyway.)
Stan tried again.
“Look Poindexter. I know you’re curious about what Willow
can do-“
His brother’s eyes lit up. “Absolutely! At the very least
she should have been burnt to a crisp long ago. She shouldn’t have that power like,
like-“
“Like Dipper?”
“Yes exactly! As for her empathy…astounding.
I’ve not ever seen or heard of anything like it in this dimension! I thought
living with Ma would have prepared me for the possibility but I was wrong.”
Ford began to rummage in his coat for a notebook. “And Ma never seemed to be
able to control her Sight but Willow can. I really need to get her in the lab-“
Stan stopped his train of
thought. “There. There it is. Ford you can’t do that.”
His twin looked at him completely
befuddled and Stan sighed. Of the two of them, it was him that had the people
skills (though that wasn’t really saying much on his part either.)
“Why not? Dipper and I work
together all the time in the lab, exploring what he can and can’t do-“
“That’s different Ford!”
“How?”
“Dipper’s grown,” Stan replied.
He did not say “Because you’re both
overeager eggheads,” as well because he had learned a measure of tact over the
years.
Ford still looked at him blankly
and Stan sighed once more.
“Look Ford. Dipper is an adult.
He can tell you to stop when he’s tired or when he’s done for the day or doesn’t
want to answer a question. He knows you are interested in him for him as well,
and not just because he does fancy schmacy tricks.”
Stan took his glasses off and began
to clean them. “Willow is five. Willow’s been told by all of us that she has to
listen to what you say. So she’s not going to tell you to stop if she’s tired
or hungry or bored or unhappy. She’s going to keep doing what you say,
especially since you’re her neat uncle that only comes once in a while. She
loves you and she won’t want to disappoint you, even if she’s hurting.”
“I…I hadn’t-“
“What she’s going to think if the
only time you want to spend with her is to poke and prod her and ask her
questions that are going to go over her head? What are Hank and Acacia gonna
think if you only pay attention to Willow and not to them?” Stan closed his
mouth, before “I’m not seeing you split up this family again,” because that…that
was neither here nor there, wasn’t the time for that.
Ford looked devastated.
“Stan…Stan you have to believe
me, that wasn’t my intention at all-“
Stan leaned over and clapped Ford
on the shoulder.
“I know. I know you love our
girl-both our girls, and our boy. You
just get carried away sometimes.” The clap became a punch, and Ford winced. “You
got a good uncle in you, just don’t forget that and you’ll be fine.”
Stan leaned back in his chair.
“And I bet Mabel and Henry wouldn’t
mind if you and Willow ran some of your weird test things or whatever. Just not
all the time.”
Ford still looked thoughtful as
Willow ran back outside with Stan’s beer.
“Willow?”
She turned to him, eyes glowing
with excitement and joy.
“Yeah Grunkle Ford?”
He smiled. “I got some old chemicals
I need to get rid of in the lab. Want to take them out in the yard and light
them on fire?”