Acacia: Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Hank: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Willow: The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Fairy Tales
Tag: willow
Would Hank play DD&MD with Dipper (and maybe Ford, when he’s there)? Who all would play?
A. Absolutely!
B. Dipper, Ford, Hank, Candy, and Hank’s friends from school Tallulah and EveMarie are the core DD&MD group. Willow is the swing hitter when either Ford isn’t home or she feels like it. Acacia likes DD&MD in theory but unless it’s her artwork she literally cannot sit still for the amount of time needed to play.
Let us know what kind of campaigns/alignments you think these crazy kids would come up with!
How would the triplets react if one of them betrayed the others? Not that it would ever happen (most likely).
captaingrayface: okay, now alcor’s reaction to each scenario.
Hmmmm… TBH Mod S isn’t entirely sure what he’d do. Because there is horrible, screaming sorrow that his children are doing this to each other, terrible rage at the perpetuator… I think every each way though it ends in madness and
Willow
it was his fire that sparked hers, that kept her fire burning when it should have been snuffed out at birth. it was easy, far too easy, to withdraw that fire from her-
(she burnt him one last time though, charred skin on his cheeks and fingers that lingered no matter what state of matter he was in, lingered eons and eons and eons onwards)
Acacia
He drank from the puddles of blood on the ground, reveled in the meat his Pole Star left in her wake, let his terrible joy leave his throat and join the never ending scream from hers
(after he put her to sleep, he gently shut her eyelids, and licked the blood of her siblings off her cheeks)
Willow
The charred thing in the ravine was barely discernible as once being a car.
And the only evidence that people had perished in said car was the chance finding of a tooth amidst the ashes.
Acacia
It took an entire Portland SWAT team to eventually take her down, and only after she hamstrung one of them and garroted another. She was screaming, insensible, coated from head to toe and dripping with blood that wasn’t hers.
(she had rent them apart with her bare hands)
Hank
He had friends, yes, but this was personal. And some things were best taken care of by oneself. It took a month, two months, time before all of his pieces were in place. But haste makes waste after all.
It ended with three people walking into a small CCC cabin out in the woods of Roadkill County but only one person walking out.
Hank
Hank stepped out of the cabin.
Twenty feet in front of him, looking incongruous in the woods in his suit, was Uncle Dipper.
It was a fight he couldn’t win, Hank knew that, just like he knew that he’d fight it anyway and that he arranged for Vivi and the kids and the Crew to be taken care of afterwards
“I didn’t want it to come to this Sirius.”
Neither did Hank.
“Your problem is kiddo, you think you can get one over on
me.”Stan’s butt was sore from the wooden spoon paddling Ma had
just given him and all he wanted to do was go back to his room and Not Sulk
Because He Got Caught… but his Ma’s voice made him pause.Ma went on, putting the aforementioned wooden spoon into the
gravy she was making for tonight’s dinner.“See, I always know when you’re lying because it takes a
liar to know a liar. And-“ she pulled the spoon out and pointed it at Stan, who
narrowly avoided getting hit with tomato sauce.“You’ll never be able to surprise me because I’m Mr. Fucking
Fox. The only one who pulls the wool over people’s eyes in this house is me.”“Not even Da?”
His Ma had snorted and went back to stirring the gravy.
“Especially not
your Da.”And now here he was at 96 and it turned out his Ma still had
the ability to surprise him even after all this time.“It’s addressed to you kiddo,” he said.
Willow smirked, and looked at his hands that were clutching
for dear life onto the faded looking envelope.The faded looking envelope with his mother’s handwriting on
it.The faded looking envelope with the correct address, today’s
date, and in the addressee line, “Willow Miriam * Pines.” Stan didn’t know what
his Ma had meant by that “*” but it evidentially meant something to Willow
considering that she paled slightly when she saw it.“How… how did you get this again?” Stan asked and his voice
was not shaking thank you very much,
maybe he had gotten a little soft in his old age but a man still had his pride
damnit.Willow sat down next to him at the kitchen table.
“Guy in a business suit came up to me today at the front
desk. Kind of looked spooked, but he said that he was from a credit union in
New Jersey. He kind of threw this on my desk and ran.”Stan noticed some tape residue; he had a feeling knowing Ma
that there had been something on
there that would compel a complete stranger to come across country just to
deliver an almost- he looked at the date- eighty year old package.He looked back up at his nibling.
“You’ve been expecting this.”
Willow nodded, her yellow eyes that he still hadn’t gotten
used to three years on glistening a little bit.“She promised me she’d send me stuff about… about family.
Like her. And me.”Stan handed the thick envelope back to Willow.
“Then you open it Willow-bean.”
“Grunkle Stan, I-“
“Will you please open the damn thing I’m not getting any
younger here.”Smiling a bit, Willow did. She pulled out a massive sheaf of
typewritten pages; Ma probably did that on the clunky old beater Pa kept in the
pawn shop for bookkeeping that he never oiled. It was a good thing Ma did for
Willow. And he’d be interested in reading it too, Ma never did talk much about
her family with him and Ford and-“This is for you Stan.”
Willow gently placed a smaller envelope on his lap.
“For my little free spirit.”
All these years on and she was still surprising him.
How would the triplets react if one of them betrayed the others? Not that it would ever happen (most likely).
Willow
The charred thing in the ravine was barely discernible as once being a car.
And the only evidence that people had perished in said car was the chance finding of a tooth amidst the ashes.
Acacia
It took an entire Portland SWAT team to eventually take her down, and only after she hamstrung one of them and garroted another. She was screaming, insensible, coated from head to toe and dripping with blood that wasn’t hers.
(she had rent them apart with her bare hands)
Hank
He had friends, yes, but this was personal. And some things were best taken care of by oneself. It took a month, two months, time before all of his pieces were in place. But haste makes waste after all.
It ended with three people walking into a small CCC cabin out in the woods of Roadkill County but only one person walking out.
Hi! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° Do any of the triplets like to cook and stuff? Any culinary expeditions, or any remarkably terrifying anecdotes about the kitchen? (or possibly anything with Mabel juice…)
Acacia: CAN cook but only like, five things. Over and over and over and over again, ad infinitum. If it weren’t for Reina, her kids would have grown up either starved of key nutrients or very picky or both.
Hank: Can not only win Masterchef but bakes to destress. He’s won over at least three new members to the Crew and adverted a major war between rival siren clans with his chocolate pecan cookies.
Willow: She’s. Um. Well, if you give her some raw meat she can make it unraw in 20 seconds but other than that, better not.
Gifs of the Pines triplets that exist, probably
Acacia turning towards the camera with her eyebrows waggling furiously
Hank throwing a computer out of a window, which then lands successfully in a trashcan outside
Willow being crept up on and accidentally setting various things on fire when startled
They were all grown now, so there was no reason, no reason
at all for Dipper to check up on them like this. But well. Old habits died so
very hard and they were his niblings-(his His HIS)
-so once a week Dipper took a stroll through their
mindscapes, checking in as his stars one two three entered his realm throughout
the night. Every mindscape was different and Dipper’s kids were no exception.
So why was it that after all these years he found their minds so… so….Unsettling.
(he should be the only unsettling thing around, honestly)
Hank popped up on his radar first, exhausted as he was
between the demands of the Crew and four kids under the age of five. As Dipper
dived in, he was vividly reminded as always how much Hank’s mind was like the
very first mindscape he broached decades ago. And hell, for the first two
decades of Hank’s life, his mind was even shaped like the Shack, just like
Stan. Then Hank moved to Portland and Hank’s mindscape blossomed.Hank’s mind wasn’t just a generic Portland, a few streets of
random buildings here and there. No. Hank’s mind was the entirety of Portland,
and it’s surrounding suburbs, and beyond that, a glowing warm light in the
distance that Dipper could never reach, was the Shack like a beacon in the
storm. And it wasn’t just that Hank had an
entire city in his mind that was picture perfect down to the weeds growing in
the cracks of the sidewalks and the scent of beer and coffee and salt in the
air.Every building, every enclosed space, contained a specific memory
or a feeling. Completely compartmentalized and perfectly controlled. Dipper
could open doors and windows all he wanted, but the only things he would see
would be generic memories of Hank practicing the violin or doing homework or
driving the massive van he got for the Crew around the city. Hank’s soul would
be bared to no one without Hank’s say so, and Dipper wandered in the empty
streets of Hank’s mind knowing he only saw what Hank wanted him to see.Dipper could open the doors and see what Hank had hidden
away. It was just that the force Dipper would have to use to do that would kill
Hank.A ping in his head and a tugging at his belly button and
Dipper let himself tesser away into Willow’s mind, guessing that even back on
the material plane she was where he left her, on the couch next to Mabel and
with That Damned Cat in her lap.Willow’s mindscape was peaceful. He was sitting on a soft
crocheted grey blanket. All around him were waves upon waves of waving grass,
each strand a different shade of grey. Dark grey clouds chased each other
across a light grey sky. The gentle breeze smelt like lavender and rosemary,
while all around him grey butterflies with wingspans larger than his face
flapped lazily, letting the wind take them where it would. In the distance he
could see where grey grass tapered off into grey sand, and at the edge of the
sand, the ocean lapping lightly at the edges. The surface of the ocean was calm
and smooth.The surface of the ocean was calm and smooth and still
waters ran deep, so very deep. Dipper knew that any intruders in here would be
lured to the edge of the water (and reminded himself to stay firmly seated.)
Would perhaps dip a foot into the water, without even truly knowing why,
distracted by whatever dark design brought them into Willow’s mind in the first
place. One step, two steps, three-And Willow would strike, dragging them down and swallowing
them whole. It had only taken one time with a rotten flower for Willow to learn
that trick. One time was all she needed. And though he could escape from that
ocean, even Dipper would be forced to leave something of himself behind.A violent stab in the back of his head; Acacia must have
been up late painting tonight. He let himself tesser into Acacia’s mind and
then had to rub his eyes and keep them half open until they got used to the
bright swirling pop-art array of colors that made up Acacia’s mind. And that
was all her mindscape was, was color. He tried to explain it to Mabel once; the
best he could come up with was those old video clips from the sixties and seventies
of bright oil paint swirling around on a water surface, but technicolor and
sans the weird old music.And unlike her sibling’s minds, the constantly shifting shades
of color was all that there was in Acacia’s mind, hues and shades forever
swirling and twisting and fading into one another. There was no up, no down, no
discernable direction at all, not even when Dipper tried to make there be.
Deeper eddies and spots of color represented her memories and thoughts and
emotions, that Dipper could tell, though he had never gotten the hang of
looking in on them. It was only color in Acacia’s mindscape.And the screaming.
It was a constant howl of joy, a cry of rage, and most of
all, a constant piercing never ending scream clawing at the doors trying to get
out. It made sense now, all the crazy
stunts that she pulled since the day she had started walking and talking, the
paintings she created, her driving (just… her driving). They were all tiny
controlled slips, letting only a tiny bit of the scream out. But Dipper
worried- was it enough for Acacia? Would it ever be enough?He left Acacia’s mind with a sigh of relief. As always, his
kids were just fine. And as always, he wondered if he did this to them, if he
made them this way.(A woman in red, unseen, tutted at the sulking demon. Silly
boy. Too up his own ass to see that Pineses always had a touch of Something
Else on them.)
I love these kids
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