A couple of hundred years in the future Dipper carves Mables face into mountain. Partly because his worried about forgetting her face, partly because he thinks she’d approve and partly because his really high. the carving itself becomes kind of legendary as no one but Dipper knows where it came from as far as the wider world in concerned it just appear one day out of nowhere not impossible Post-Transcendence admittedly but still an mystery.

transcendence-au:

Another mystery: how is it that rock- you know, rock– became imbued to the molecular level with glitter

chacw: Plot twist: all of the near by mountains when they get destroyed they go up in massive clouds of rainbow glitter. It becomes a tradition to take a small stone from a near by mountain and smash it on your 18th birthday.

I have a mental scenario where someone (probably a cultist or complete cult) summons Alcor to wish for power like his. He responds by throwing them into a dream/hallucination where they do indeed have powers like his, but along with it they also see the price Dipper paid. Everything and everyone they hold dear is consumed by the powers (for those who still have loved ones and precious possessions). Those who mourn the loss escape the illusion-trap. Those who don’t die Comatose or are Alcorchow.

bless u for coming up with the term “alcorchow”

HC: Dipper makes large donations to cat shelters so that they take the cats of the street, because every time he walks around human, corporeal or not they just stare at him or try to rub against his legs. 

Hc

Whenever Dipper empties his hat he realises that a worrying percentage of new Supernatural creatures have just come from stuff he threw into his hat.

Pens? Meet the newest writer species, Authens

Books? We got books that fly around giving people random nuggets of knowledge.

Skeletons? Seriously why would you shove them in your hat Dipper.

SENTIENT ICE CREAM

*Drowns in a pile of sentient ordinary objects.*