Two Front Teef

phenyxsnest:

So I’ve read different origin fics, and I like the ones
where Dipper’s whole transformation isn’t instant. Mostly because
there’s room for me to imagine Mabel making Dipper sing “All I Want For
Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” on camera and then every year watching
it on Christmas/in the holiday season. It becomes Pines Famliy Tradition
™ and later a subject of confusion for demonologists. (WHY DID ALCOR
THE BLOODY DREAMBENDER SUBMIT TO CHEESY HOLIDAY SONGS???)

Beautiful.

Less beautiful is Mabel keeping all of Dipper’s old teeth in a jar that she decorates.

She puts the triplet’s teeth in there too dipper is… Concerned

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“Mabel, thith ith thupid,” Dipper lisped, crossing his arms and
sulking, ears tilted flat and downright pouting. The expression didn’t
sit well on a face with black on gold eyes and pointed ears, even if it
was one that still held traces of baby fat, but Dipper did it anyway.

His teeth had tried to sharpen, but when that hit a snag – broad
molars were not the teeth of a carnivore, and a new tactic had to be
taken, to merge human with demon – they had begun to be replaced,
falling out to be replaced by new, sharper fangs, a childhood nightmare
come to life. His new molars were closer to human teeth than demon
fangs, but they still weren’t human teeth, too sharp to be human but too
broad to be demon. The second set that was also beginning to push its
way through didn’t help matters any, and all the teething rings and
frozen foods Anna Pines was buying in a futile effort to help her son
were only going so far.

To add insult to injury, Dipper’s front two teeth had gone together, leaving him lisping and sulking over the indignity.

A demon should not lisp every time they spoke, unless it was part of their overall persona! It was…it was undignified!

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