Designated Demon

phenyxsnest:

Drunk Cassie summoning Dipper in a
party because the designated driver of the group got drunk off his
ass and they need to go back home. Cassie’s friends shitting their
pants as Cassie makes a deal with one of the most powerful demons in
existence like no one’s business. Meanwhile Alcor is giving the
designated driver the driest look to ever exist, much to the guy’s
terror.

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Cassie
didn’t much care for getting drunk. She didn’t like lowering her
inhibitions that much. Lowering her inhibitions – although it had been
more desperation at the time – was what had led her to summoning a demon
for help with her math homework.

Admittedly,
that had worked out just fine, but he’d lectured her enough about it
for Cassie to know all the ways it could have gone wrong.

Still,
Eric had promised, cross his heart and hope to die, that he was going
to be the designated driver tonight, and she trusted everyone at this
party, so what was the harm in indulging a little for once, right?

As
it turned out…she really needed to find someone else to be designated
driver from now on, as Eric grinned sloppily at her and her friends.

“Eric, you promised,” Justin groaned, his words more than a little slurred, and Eric grinned back, still unrepentant.

“I’m a miserable liar,” he agreed, slurred and drunken.

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