How do you become a Mod?

you will know when the time comes

early signs of Mod transformation include, but aren’t limited to: scaly skin, excessive thirst, the undeniable urge to start excreting a hard, waxy substance around your outer limbs and torso

please be advised that there are not many self-help books available on the market for late-stage cocoon phases. also be advised that once your squishy human body is fully encased in the amalgamation of silk and saliva, your bones will liquefy. this may make it hard for some people to use their smart phones, or make wacky shadow puppets from the inside of their opaque prison. TAU cannot be held responsible for any monetary loss due to booked puppet shows.

after two weeks of pure and utter agony, you will eventually be able to ingest your previously regurgitated silk monstrosity, and emerge as a newly pupated Mod. a tiny blue lizard will visit you to bestow upon you a letter. if by chance your lizard is eaten by a hawk, contact your local transmutation help center; if your lizard is eaten by a coyote or small child, contact your local ASPCA by meditating under the moon on a foggy night.

once your lizard gifts unto you your letter, congratulations! you are now officially a mod. you may now contact other mods directly through TIM (telepathic instant messaging), and access the TAU mothership home blog.