
Awww, thanks! We’ve got a pretty awesome and creative fanbase, which helps 😀

Awww, thanks! We’ve got a pretty awesome and creative fanbase, which helps 😀
Thankfully, Alcors Vampire Beau (sometimes Mizar-turned-vampire) is not portrayed as underage. Even so, Lucy and Alcor do this whenever reminded of the existence of the Vampire Buddy Shipping:

Chapter 1 – Last Chapter – Next Chapter
After a few moments of staring at pancakes she didn’t feel like eating any more Mabel got up from the table to find Dipper. She just, needed to think about something else, something that wasn’t the crushing possibility of never seeing the Shack again, or Stan, Soos, Wendy, Candy and Grenda, Mum and Dad, or even Ford who they’d only recently just started getting to know. She just needed to distract herself.
A woman in Alabama has claimed to see God walking in the clouds. (Via: YouTube)
Just let a man chill

Uber is one helluva drug
I like how Photoshop is on here when Photoshop was assuredly the program they used to create the fucking image in the first place.
use photoshop responsibly
Ahh, venmo… My greatest addiction. I just can’t stop giving all my friends all of my money.
when i was a little kid, i didn’t care for movies. my parents always admonished me for sitting too close to the screen or fidgeting too much, so i turned to books instead. when i was four, i tried to watch the first harry potter movie. i absolutely loved it, but it wasn’t enough for me. i had to get my hands on that book. the teachers at pre-school said it was a horrible idea, but i read the first two books anyway.
then came kindergarten. the teachers scolded my parents for letting me bring novels to school. “she can’t possibly understand them,” they said. so they gave me tests on the books. i made perfect scores on all of them. i preferred books to movies and television; movies didn’t do justice to the stories i loved.
so, they marked me down as a “gifted child.” they tested my IQ and everything. i was the perfect student, in their eyes. i sat in the front and listened to the teachers as intently as i could.
one day after school, i ran up to my mother and hugged her. then, i turned my head and saw my mother walking towards me. i looked up at the woman i had hugged. “you’re not my mother,” i said, astutely.
my mother, a clever woman, thought to have my eyesight tested. turns out, i had horrible vision. somewhere around 20/450. functionally blind without glasses. not ideal for anyone, especially a six year old.
all my life until that point, people thought i must be some sort of brilliant prodigy, eschewing television and movies for more intellectual pursuits, but actually i just couldn’t fucking see lol
This took a different direction than I was expecting.
