> swindles u out of ur soul then leaves bad Yelp review when it tastes gross

For that new Alcor cult idea that are determined to wiping out human/child trafficking and cleansing out those cults of other demons and Alcor’s who sacrifices children or do things that would displease Alcor from one of those HC. The cult is named The Children of Alcor and while their intentions are for their lord’s best interest, they are still a cult fanatically devoted to Alcor, especially their leader with questionable methods.

A new Alcor cult that is dedicated to snuffing out human trafficking and those Alcor cults or others that would dare sacrifice children and who are not following their lord’s will. The mysterious leader of the cult was a victim to child trafficking and was nearly sacrificed to a demon. That demon was Alcor, who saved them. And this is their debt to the demon.

I got to say this but- Is summoning Alcor is a bad idea?

But for real. It doesn’t come out as much in fics, because most everybody loves Dipper/Alcor and wants to see him happy with other people, but Alcor is a demon. A demon with some human instincts, sure, but a demon nonetheless. He wants to be on top. He wants to rob you blind. He really really really wants to see if he can finagle your soul into the bargain, because wow those are delicious. Sometimes his pesky human brain butts in and messes things up (what we would think of as doing the right thing), but nobody should rely on that. Summoning Alcor is a bad idea. A really, really bad idea.

so if twin souls is analogous to twilight… is there something similarly analogous to 50 shades of grey? how awful is it and how much more does dipper/alcor hate it

Twin Souls and its various offshoots comprise a massive trainwreck, but Alcor reserves great loathing for 100 Golden Hues, which features neither 100 golden hues (the curse of near-omniscience means he knows this) nor safe, accurate, or sane sex (also a byproduct of near-omniscience, relayed in horrifying detail).

Finally drew something TAU that I’m not embarrassed to claim! I’m going to try to make a digital version but don’t expect that bc it’ll probably turn out terrible! It’s supposed to be Dipper balancing his demon and human sides, got a little out of hand though.

In the Transdimesional arc, Alcor involved in alt. Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained, alt. Mabel’s Guide to~ and Fixin it with (alt) Soos. Bonus points if he’s the main subject for the first video.

He knows damn well what Dipper’s doing, whispering behind that camera. He used to do this sort of thing himself. He remembers.

Doesn’t mean he makes it at all easy for the kid.

From the transdimensional arc after Alcor shapeshifts into a dragon and takes Dipper and Mabel on a ride, people at Gravity Falls see the sight. Stan gets the idea to use that as an attraction and charge people extra if they want to ride the “dragon”. And they’re not responsible for any injuries or damages that might occur during the ride.

Alcor, having learned from a great deal of experience (and from Stan) that people pay to see shows, not realities, deliberately shapeshifts into an apparently fake recreation of an animatronic dragon. No flying or rides perhaps (aside from photo ops, ~~$20~~ $200 per picture) but he does breathe fire and roar and move at unexpected moments to make people scream and then chuckle at themselves because oh it’s not real, of course not, silly me.

It drives young Dipper mad. This is honestly the whole point. Well, this and the cooler of choice steaks Stan promised for the job.

In the Transdimensional arc, would Alcor, Dipper, Mabel and others run into trouble with the Time Police or the Agents or any supernatural creatures that they might encounter?

We don’t rule out the possibility of various shenanigans during the time that passes between Alcor’s arrival and Bill’s return.

It would be cool if Alcor shimejis became popular before the Alcor Virus starts popping up. Then the Alcor virus tries to interact with the shimejis and makes some.. adjustments to how they work.

Mod K likes how you think, anon.