
HC: Someone gets fed up with the ‘Alcor Virus’ messing up their systems, or is afraid that it will come back and wreak havoc soon, so they try to create a program to counter it. Cyber Warfare ensues.


– Alcor appearing as himself, but only a few inches tall.
– Alcor appearing only a few inches tall but with normal sized wings.
– Alcor appearing as Lepus the rabbit or as the Answering Machine, effectively a double troll.
– If he appears as the Answering Machine, speaking only by repeating parts of recorded songs and/or messages.
– Speaking in a language that the summoner took a class on in school but isn’t fluent in.
– Appearing as the summoner’s sixth grade English teacher because OMG I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT THAT GUY! I FREAKING KNEW IT!
– Pretending to be the most cliché villain ever. Swivel chair, obviously fake British accent, stroking either Lepus or a nightmare lamb in his lap, the whole shebang.
Archaeologists generally tend to be a little better at their jobs than that – unless there was some sort of contextual evidence to at least suggest this connection, beyond an erroneous and vastly overstated ‘stars = Alcor’ assumption, they’re not likely to think this. There would have to be things like written accounts from a known Alcor cultist that mention, say in their diary, their Super-Stars shoes getting worn out and needing to be replaced in context of a big Alcor-related event coming up, and there would have to be lots of these things from lots of these cultists in order to overcome sheer coincidence, i.e. this particular cultist just had that particular taste in shoes, not because of some kind of social norm or tradition but for personal, individual reasons.
Basically, if you can somehow come up with a way for a big enough body of evidence to support this idea to actually exist in record, then trained archaeologists may theorize that all of these past cultists made that connection themselves and turned it into tradition.
Now, the general public via things like urban legends, on the other hand…
Far enough in the future with enough records/knowledge destroyed by time to erase any clear evidence to the contrary while still retaining the names of those stars as such…possibly so. It may be a bit of a long shot (given those records, mostly), but it’s not impossible.

Commission for TwilightSkylene!
Why must you hurt us in this way??
Pigs are sacred to Mizar. Sheep are sacred to Alcor. Anybody who, for whatever reason, only knows those tidbits about them could probably be forgiven for assuming at first that they are demons or deities of a rather rural persuasion.
In light of the reception to their new line of scented candles, the executive board of the Pine River Candle Company could admit that in hindsight, it was fairly obvious that scents such as “Skunk Hit By Truck,” might not sell as well as more traditional scents, such as “Fresh Pumpkin Pie.” It was also fairly obvious in hindsight, that marketing decisions really should not be made with the input of three bottles of scotch.
They had no explanation for Alcor the Dreambender though