Tag: BEAUTIFUL

A couple of hundred years in the future Dipper carves Mables face into mountain. Partly because his worried about forgetting her face, partly because he thinks she’d approve and partly because his really high. the carving itself becomes kind of legendary as no one but Dipper knows where it came from as far as the wider world in concerned it just appear one day out of nowhere not impossible Post-Transcendence admittedly but still an mystery.

Another mystery: how is it that rock- you know, rock– became imbued to the molecular level with glitter

hotmolasses:

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wivernryder:

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

There was once an attempt to mix the ungodly, mind-warping properties of smile-dip with the madness-inducing, hand-eating, utter gibbering, frothing-at-the-mouth mind melting effects of Mabel juice. And as a testament to the true “hold my beer” mentality of mankind, it was mixed with 700ml of Crimson Bison energy drink and about half a gallon of Vodka. I want you to note, I said “once”.

The imbiber also burped glitter for a solid two months afterwards.

An r!Henry who is an identical twin. She grows tomatoes on her antlers, food for everything from salads to pasta sauce! But then, since she’s so close to her sister (physically, mentally, and spiritually) for just that lifetime, she has antlers as well. But they only grow green tomatoes. Cue sadness as small children… until they find out you can cook green tomatoes like eggplant, and it’s delicious!!!

They later open a food truck that specializes in fried green tomatoes

World Dies

transcendence-au:

Head cannon: Alcor watches as the Earth finally ends, he sighs and turns around…. and Gompers is standing there, in space.

the eternal gompers

ordinarydoodles said:  The universe is fading, there are no more worlds or stars to see, so Alcor the Dreambender returns to the Mindscape to prepare for the death of the universe….and Gompers is standing there in the middle of the Flock. He’s not magical or unearthly or anything, either. He’s just. Gompers. In the Mindscape. How.

ïa iä gompersfnagn

Mabel asks Dipper to help out with a haunted house. She later regrets this.

transcendence-au:

Henry regrets every single part of it. Mabel only regrets that Dipper left her with the clean up because that jerk weaseled his way out of it. 

captaingrayface said:  “when she said ‘haunted’ i’m pretty sure she meant setting up pranks, not inviting poltergiests phantoms and banshees.”

“be more specific then. Besides these are more fun.”

henry does not deserve this shit 2k18