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i was flicking through the pages and i saw the candy owning a supernatural weaponry and grenda owning a pet store. considering the wide array of shops in the gravity falls mall, imagine their stores being side by side.

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Candy sighed as she wiped more cat fur off of the sword. She knew their stores where side by side but why did people have to come into the weaponry with their new cats. 

Honestly the few people who came into her store first elated her. But at least no cats were ever injured.

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Grenda frowned as one of the teens that came into her store with a knife from Candy’s shop on their belt slit a bag of cat litter. They where stammering over their apologies as they tried to stem the flow.

She put on a happy smile as she grapped the tape from its spot and moved around, petting a cat with her large hands as she walked past. She reassured the awkward teen as she taped the bag shut. 

The teen sheepishly bought the bag of dog food and left, leaving grenda to sweep up the mess.

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So, people often focus on how freaky it must be for the people that Willow (and Hank and Acacia) dates to come into the family with Mizar and Alcor (and possibly the Woodsman) but can you imagine what it would be like for the next generation.  I just have this vision in my head of one of Hank’s kids bringing home and SO and the introductions just get more and more freaky.  Because first you’ve got their father the head of the Supernatural Mafia occupying Portland and some of the surrounding area, and at this point I would imagine that Willow and Acacia have also got pretty famous, so that would be freaky enough to be introduced as aunts.  So that’s already pretty intimidating, but then the people just keep piling on.  Because you’ve got Great Aunt Wendy the famous Demon Hunter, and Grandma AKA Mizar and Grandpa AKA The Woodsman and that’s just people that Hank’s kid is directly related to.  There’s also Candy and Grenda and Pacifica (who I head cannon that at this point, they area at least well known in supernatural circles for being forces to be reckoned with).  And at this point this poor kid is just freaking out, and then the family summons Gruncle Alcor.  The poor kid would probably have a heart attack at this point.

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Candy couldn’t believe that she had been so stupid as to let her guard down. Of course he was a cultist. Stupid blind dates.

She couldn’t trust people she met in public areas. She was too well known. Sure popularity had its perks, but she hadn’t really been prepared for the lack of privacy. So she had done something she and her friends had always scoffed at.

Online. Dating.

At first Candy had been mortified. What if the guys she met were creepy basement dwellers who slept all day and engaged in somewhat unsavory acts at night? (She was conveniently forgetting her first boyfriend.)

But the men she had met online were nice sweet guys. They had been just as interested in the Supernatural as she was. Of course with her luck she would choose to go on a date with a cultist. Her luck sucked.

Now she was kneeling in a cage only a few feet away fron a summoning circle (one for the demon Zerefer, if she remembered her demon summoning books correctly) painted on the floor of a warehouse just outside of town.
Her hands were bound with zip-ties, her hair was a mess and she had ripped the seam in her best dress.

Candy Chu was NOT a happy camper.

“Scissis… innocentes animos. Unum tristes, obsecro, in adiutorium meum intende…” he chanted, his voice a monotone to her mind. She just had to wait until…

The man stopped chanting, turning to her, the firelight reflecting off his silver and bronze mask. She couldn’t see his eyes, but she thought they would be dark, crazy eyes. The eyes of a man who wanted to watch the world drown.

“Make piece with your demons, sweet Candy.” He chuckled at his joke, while Candy rolled her eyes. “Pray for mercy. Not even Alcor can save you now.” He said as he stopped in front of her, his mouth smirking up at the left corner. She had thought it was cute before. Now it just pissed her off.

Candy acted just then, years of practice and instinct taking over. First, she leaned back and kicked out, her feet catching his knee on the right side. His leg buckled in pain, and she swung her legs up to her chest and kicked out, making contact with his sternum and shoulder, the pain and force sending him toppling to the floor.

She then did a little break dance, flopping from her back onto her legs. She brought her hands (which had been zip-tied in front of her) down on her hip, breaking the ties. She grabbed his knife while he was still getting over the pain and broke her bonds on her ankles.

He got up then. And as he came up to her, his hands grabbing for her throat, she grabbed his arm, dropped to one knee, and swing him over her shoulder and onto his back. He hit the ground with a sharp, solid thud.

“I don’t need to be saved.” She said coldly as she destroyed his summons and tied him up. “I can take care of myself.”

FUCK YES CANDY KICKING ASS YAY

(I apologize if this is double sent, my internet died when i hit submit so i have no clue if it went through so submitting again.)

So birthday HC since today is my birthday and this just sorta popped into my head this morning. 

So after the Transcendence, Mabel and Dippers first birthday upon returning home with Pines Parents is really hard/tough on them both since their parents, depending on when it occurs, either believe Dipper is dead and are still trying to get Mabel to realize that, and simply force a birthday on her for simply her as a like “There is no Dipper” kinda thing. Or they just omit Dipper from their birthday anyway because they can’t accept Dipper for what he’s become and don’t consider him their child anymore so they can’t celebrate his birthday anymore. 

This causes a lot of drama between Mabel and her parents so after the first year or two Mabel starts running away on the day of their birthday into a secluded spot where she and Dipper privately celebrate each others birthday and simply spend the day hanging out until late into the evening.

When they move back to Gravity Falls they’re kind of uncertain about their birthday and how it would be celebrated here, even though they know people accept Dipper its still kinda hard to dismiss 4+ years of terrible birthday experiences because of family. Grunkle Stan, knowing this, brings it up to Soos and Wendy and the three of them (especially Soos because those kids made his birthday happy so he’s gotta do the same back yo) get together a bunch of the other towns kids (Candy, Grenda, even Pacifica maybe??) and put together a surprise birthday for them. 

The twins are beyond ecstatic, especially since they even went as far as to summon Dipper so he could be corporeal for the party. All in all, its the best birthday they’ve had since the Transcendence and it soon becomes a big thing every year from then on.