Dipper high on dipnip and meowing along to {Insert Song Here} while Mabel records it.

Songs Mabel Pines Has Gotten Her Brother To “Sing” While Stoned on Weird Demon Catnip

“Boots and Boys”-Ke$ha
“Your Body is a Wonderland”- John Mayer
the song that never ends
“Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj
“Wonder” by Natalie Merchant
half of the Beatles’ back catalog
the song that never ends part two
“Downtown” by Petulia Clarke
the entirety of Jesus Christ Superstar
“Wannabe” by the Spice Girls
“Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)”- The Backstreet Boys
the song that never ends part three
whatever old man music Stan is listening to that day, just to fuck with him
“Dragula” by Rob Zombie

Art Open Season: Stoned Dipper doing the thing cats do when they have a box or something on their heads.

oh my god yes

Once while Mable was teasing him after a Dipniping Dipper proclaimed “What kind of cat has wings”. In answer to this the triplets started hiding HTTYD Toothless pushes around the house for him to find. this went on for months they even somehow got one of them animated by magic. Dipper’s convinced Mable had a hand in that part.

Even better, Mabel swears that she didn’t… and she’s telling the truth

Dipper arrives back from a summons Dipniped and carrying a rubber duck in his mouth. the strange thing is when he sobers up he can’t figure out where it came from. he try’s retracing his steps he try’s his powers but he never discovers where it came from.

New Headcanon: Whenever Dipper is ‘nipped up and encounters a kid, any kid, he goes to scruff them. It doesn’t matter if they have a scruff or not, he goes for it anyways.

Those who know him have taken to wearing shirts with loose collars.

Dipper Scruffin BBYs 2k18

A bored Mable and a Dipniped Dipper result in Henry coming home to find he’s brother-in-law trying and failing to get gummies out of one of those cat treat puzzle balls

Technically, Dipper could get those things out of there no problem, just using his powers. Technically, he’s not in a condition for heavy or complicated thought at the moment.

Henry walks in and sees him fussing with the puzzle ball for all of three seconds before he suddenly opens his mouth way too wide and just eats the whole damn thing in one go, only to look extremely miffed – insulted, even – that even this didn’t let him taste the treats.

Mabel is crying with laughter. She can’t even take pictures anymore at that point because she’s shaking so much they blur.